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People love a good video. They're funny or informative or sad or neither or dumb and lovely. But do you know who doesn't like videos? Blind People! So post your favorite videos, but keep this blind friendly, so don't go posting any links or pictures. Just a text description of your favorite youtube or vimeo or liveleak or redtube or whatever video. Blind people can use their Text to Speech programs to imagine the world of the video. A picture is worth a 1000 words, and a video is worth more than that, but don't go writing a 1000 words, cause no one is going to read that poo poo. Don't you dare go posting any links or pics or I will report you so fast. It's super insensitive to post pictures in the Blind People thread. I guess people can guess what video it is, but who the gently caress really cares if you know what video it is. Blind people don't care. I take that back, don't guess. gently caress you for wanting to guess. Music Video - 4:14 minutes posted:A dude is in a coffee shop on an online dating site checking out this girl he wants to date. She is super conservative right-wing christian though. But this guy doesn't care cause he's a super sexy cool dude. He drives up to her house on his lovely dirtbike and checks out her house. He starts singing a song about her. We flash back to when he was getting ready for the date, he gets ready by checking out his hair and mustache and checking his breath for freshness. She's getting ready for the date checking out the most modest dress she has. He winks at himself in the mirror and demonstrates his magic Collar-Pop superpower that he will use throughout the video. Kruxy fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Mar 10, 2017 |
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TL; DR gently caress you
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I hope nobody repliies to this thread and it fades into obscurity, e: gently caress!
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Educational Video - 21:28 minutes posted:A middle-aged gentleman has an enormous cyst in the middle of his upper back. It appears to be the size of half of a cutie mandarin orange. We are shown the cyst from multiple angles so as to get a better idea of how large it actually is. The doctor has drawn a dotted line circle around the cyst to indicate the edges, and she has drawn a football shaped mark on top of the cyst so that she knows where to cut into the skin. We are greeted with a legal disclaimer advising you to not try this at home because the doctor performing the procedure is a doctor and you are not.
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“Philosophy Video - 1:01:23 hours” posted:A man sits in a purple lounge chair reading a newspaper. There is a wooden end table next to the man. He places his hand on the table top and searches for something that is not there. The man breaks the fourth wall and looks directly at the viewer. A voiceover questions “Now where could my pipe be?” Cut to a man in an orange cat costume squatting on the ground. He is smoking a comically oversized purple pipe. A voiceover exclaims “Garfield!” Canned laughter and applause can be heard over the scene.
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Relaxing Video - 50 second posted:A plastic toy duck sits on a hardwood floor. A hand reaches down and tips the duck over and flips a switch on the bottom of the toy. An amusing instrumental quacking song begins playing.The hand places the toy duck back on the floor and exits the screen. The duck begins to drive around on the floor hither and thither. It briefly stops, along with the music, and quacks five times. A trapdoor in the Duck's butt opens up and a toy egg rolls out. The duck begins singing its jolly tune again and rolls around on the floor, bumping into the walls and a stove. It stops again, quacks five times and and second egg rolls out of the trapdoor. The duck starts back up, bumps up against the stove a few more times, then stops and produces a third egg. The video ends abruptly.
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