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this is the ideal sandwich. you may not like it, but this is what peak flavor looks like. |
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pb&j got nothing on top ramen, sorry bro
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Apr 25, 2017 22:31
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two soft white bread slices, a generous layer of silky smooth peanut butter, and a nice spreading of strawberry jam.
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Apr 25, 2017 22:32
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I stand in the kitchen, grasping a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in my hands, raising to take a bite. you watch, satisfied. all is right with the world. paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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Apr 25, 2017 22:36
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peanut butter p - e - a - nut butter there's not a nut butter better than a peeber and jebber on a saturday afternoon.
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Apr 25, 2017 22:48
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I craft the pb&j with the utmost care, delicately laying each slice of bread out on my cutting board. I twirl the knife in the jar to loosen and aid in uniform application of each key ingredient. My deft strokes on the bread give away my skill with the blade, losing only a bare minimum of crumbs as I complete my task. Like a seasoned master, I align each bread slice perfectly. I sharpen a fresh knife and prepare to make the final slice, diagonally to unlock the sandwiches true potential. "Ill take that sliced right down the middle please" A visible tick in my eye is seen as I ruin the masterpiece. |
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Apr 25, 2017 23:05
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did I ruin your lunch by unpacking my pb&j? did you suddenly realize how inadequate your homemade lasagna is? poor baby. sorry, not sorry.
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Apr 25, 2017 23:35
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BLT, huh? Did you ever wonder why they don't call it a BL&T? I'll tell you why; it's because then they'd get compared to a PB&J, and there's no winning that battle.
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Apr 25, 2017 23:35
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*MP3 player randomly puts on "The '92 Spread" by house artist Peanny Biz and the Jelly Jam* Ah yeah, it's going to be a great *looks at song duration* 17 hours and 43 minutes! ---------------- |
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Apr 25, 2017 23:45
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:pb&j got nothing on top ramen, sorry bro Top ramen... sandwich? *Does a google image search* Hmm... well, I, uhh, hmm...
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Apr 26, 2017 00:17
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cda posted:did I ruin your lunch by unpacking my pb&j? did you suddenly realize how inadequate your homemade lasagna is? poor baby. sorry, not sorry. vanisher posted:I craft the pb&j with the utmost care, delicately laying each slice of bread out on my cutting board. I twirl the knife in the jar to loosen and aid in uniform application of each key ingredient. My deft strokes on the bread give away my skill with the blade, losing only a bare minimum of crumbs as I complete my task. Like a seasoned master, I align each bread slice perfectly. I sharpen a fresh knife and prepare to make the final slice, diagonally to unlock the sandwiches true potential. paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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Apr 26, 2017 00:44
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Gordon Ramsay: TWO. KNIVES. one for the peanut butter and one for the fffffUCKING jelly. is that too hard for you to understand? |
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Apr 26, 2017 04:19
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Does anyone really know what jelly even is? Isnt it proprietary like the formula for cheese in a can? |
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Apr 26, 2017 04:31
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not really my thing i prefer grilled cheese sandwiches  w/ bacon, tomato, and dipped in a bit of sriracha 
Impkins Patootie fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Apr 26, 2017
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Apr 26, 2017 04:35
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Quick! Close the thread before it gets any more out of hand!
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Apr 26, 2017 05:26
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Twenty Four posted:Top ramen... sandwich? I want to believe that the future is one of a march to ever greater progress and heights in all fields. Unlimited free energy, morning commutes between the earth and the moon, every disease and medical condition treatable if not eradicated, and most of all... ...y'all might want to sit down for this... ...dried peanut butter strands wrapped into a flavor array like a brick of instant ramen noodles, with a powdered jelly. Your saliva will re-hydrate it all, and you will have perfect peanut butter flavor spread all throughout your bread. Like, 99.2% perfect, which is a darn sight better than you will ever get with your own two hands and a butter knife. The powdered jelly will provide maximal flavor with minimal mess and allow for a greater variety of flavors. Due to compact size, increased shelf life, and shipping durability, peanut butters strands and powdered jelly will be readily available around the globe. Purists might object, but you have to consider: If Mark Twain hadn't punched George Washington out, would the Hindenburg have still flown and a rotating grilled cheese sandwich restaurant in the sky been nothing but a glorious dream? ---------------- |
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Apr 26, 2017 10:22
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I use grape jelly. Is that okay? Strawberry jelly has those tiny seeds and sometimes they get stuck in my gums :/ |
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Apr 26, 2017 15:44
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if the buzzfeed "worth it" videos have taught me anything, it is that you can charge an essentially unlimited amount for stuff with edible gold leaf on it and maybe a dab of caviar or foie gras or whatever i'm making fools gold loaf sandwiches with gold leaf, pinot noir jelly, and kobe beef bacon for $10k a pop, who wants one?
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Apr 26, 2017 16:00
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grill a pb and j. youre welcome
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Apr 26, 2017 16:14
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Plebian Parasite posted:grill a pb and j. came here to post this. it's all of the best elements of a PB&J combined with all the best elements of a grilled cheese, except the cheese, though if you really want the cheese I guess no one's stopping you |
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Apr 26, 2017 16:36
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Bread: Check Peanut Butter: Check Jelly: Check Pineapple: ??? |
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Apr 26, 2017 17:18
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Twenty Four posted:Top ramen... sandwich? pb&j top ramen ---------------- |
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Apr 26, 2017 17:32
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Yobgoblin posted:pb&j top ramen Hmm, maybe... Kthulhu5000 posted:I want to believe that the future is one of a march to ever greater progress and heights in all fields. Unlimited free energy, morning commutes between the earth and the moon, every disease and medical condition treatable if not eradicated, and most of all... OK, Definately!
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Top ramen is CULTURE ; pb&j is kinda just like taking a fact from your childhood and glorifying it |
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