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ive ur gonna throw me behind bars in catte jail u better do it rite   Luggs and Nuggs, 24/7 MMJ Delivery and Tire Service Est. 1992 
Impkins Patootie fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Apr 29, 2017
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Apr 29, 2017 03:18
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High Supply: where information on all strains are known, but never from experience. |
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Apr 29, 2017 05:38
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face it, tiger . . . you just hit the jackpot! |
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Apr 29, 2017 13:48
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legend has it that if one lingers long by a t-junction in the dead of night, they may feel a shiver amble on down from their shoulders to their toes; the streetlamps all around may begin to flicker - they detect the scent of something burning, although strange and unfamiliar as though it were burning in a foreign language - and in their peripheral vision they seem to notice an approaching shamble, but they have nothing to fear, for it is only Desmond. "hey mmmmmman," Desmond will say, "do you like the b-b-bluuues?", and one is advised, here, to nod, appreciatively, whereupon Desmond will produce his 'axe' and entreat you to listen to the tales and stories of ancient civilisations past. the first one goes like this: 'bweeeeEEENK tweedly dorp. bwanna bwap bwadalah boodly schunk'. flicking his hand to clear the muck, Desmond will tell you it's a lick he copped from 'Stevie' in '86, not even pausing before horking out a long, eerie din reminiscent of using a cat as a dial-up modem. "Jerry-b-b-Berry," saith Desmond. the following silence will embarrass him for reasons best not understood, and he will make to leave as though his dance card were perilously close to overflowing, though that river clearly dried up a long time ago. for the next 3-6 days one must check their dumpster dutifully, for a oily garbage bag will appear that they do not recall. inside, a scrawled note: "hey mmmmmman, sorry about the other night, i was so high, peace, nirvana, desmond"; a few bars of that halloween candy nobody eats; and a prodigious helping of ditch weed..... largely stems. |
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Apr 29, 2017 15:46
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how about a casino that you use only marijuanas and you walk away with whatever you win. i'll call it: the kushino
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Apr 29, 2017 18:14
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i bet that guy on Kash Kab was bakked af the whole fkn time... "hey where u fellas head-ing off to this fine fine evening?" "my dealers place, then the bodega - here's 20 bux Step on it" prob shoulda called it kashed kab but those were dark times where having pretty and smelly flowers in ur pants pocket could get u prob'd irl 
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Apr 29, 2017 18:23
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In the middle of the Great Dismal Swamp in the great state of North Carolina lies an illegal yet highly popular place called the Marsh Mellow. Inside you will find an establishment run by a clan of swamp yetis who own and operate a marijuana dispensary specializing in dank. There is also an eatery that specializes in all things cannabis called the Edible Complex. Their slogan is "We're Motherf*cking Good!" https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 29, 2017 19:09
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King of the Beach posted:i bet that guy on Kash Kab was bakked af the whole fkn time... Kush Kab |
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Apr 29, 2017 20:40
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Cash Dab, where your friend takes a huge dab hit and you answer as many questions as you can before they wake up |
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Apr 29, 2017 21:39
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Weird, everyone else seems to be trying to get rid of weed but this one store sells only that!
Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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Apr 29, 2017 22:32
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Bake and Wake "...and what would you like your grandfather's ashes to be blended with, OG kush?" "No it has to be white widow that was his favourite, it's how he would've wanted to go" *Ginormous toke* "This one's for you, papy" |
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Apr 30, 2017 01:21
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HotSoapyBeard posted:Bake and Wake |
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Apr 30, 2017 02:15
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