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Edit: can an IK change the title of this thread to "World's Weirdest Weed Shops"? That's a better direction to take the thread in, thank you and godbless.
deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Apr 27, 2017
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The Church of Cheeba Christ of Latter-Blazed Saints
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Apr 27, 2017 22:19
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Dab Bank
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Apr 27, 2017 22:21
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Just a featureless storefront in a blasted-out stripmall with a sign made of faded reddish-pink letters reading "WEED SHOP", like those Chinese Food restaurants.
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Apr 27, 2017 22:22
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Can an IK change the title to "World's Weirdest Weed Shops", that's a better direction to take this in. Thank you.
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Apr 27, 2017 22:24
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It's just a hole in the bricks under a middle-of-nowhere bridge with no river beneath it but if you put cash in it and whisper "I'm here" very softly a hand reaches out with a fresh sealed baggie full of dank forest nugs
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Apr 27, 2017 22:25
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Mom & Pot Shop
Locally owned business that sells weed and mothers
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Apr 27, 2017 22:26
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Have you guys ever been to the hidden weed shop at the tip of the Statue of Liberty's flame?
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Apr 27, 2017 22:26
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It's just a quaint little house in the middle of a Portland Oregon neighborhood and when you walk in the door there's a timid young woman at the till that asks you what you want, and it's weird that she's all alone but she's actually a 1,000 year old sorceress who can protect herself and you just don't know it.
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Apr 27, 2017 22:29
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You need some weed huh? I got a guy. He lives in Danny DeVito's trunk, let's go.
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Apr 27, 2017 22:30
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Your new dealer texted you the address and you pull up and it's a little weird, it's an elementary school, so you walk in the office and ask for Rick and everyone's like "Rick? Do you have an appointment with him?" and you say yeah, you kinda do. They have you take a seat and after an agonizingly long time the principal finally opens his office door so you stand up and start to walk in but he holds up his palm to tell you to stop. He closes and locks the door very quietly and leads you to the doorway of an empty classroom, where he tells you to look away and wait. Curiosity gets the best of you so you peek in the window on the door anyway, he walks over to the corner of the room where there's a big plush leather chair, and it turns around as he gets close to it, it turns around and there's a little baby in it, with a cartoonishly large diaper held together with a giant novelty safety pin, and that little superman kind of curl in its only hair. The principal is facing away from you and speaking but you can't hear it, and the baby is starting to look upset and eventually it snaps and punches the principal in the face. You hear some yelling and then the principal points toward the door you're waiting at and you duck out of sight. A minute later he comes out with a bloody nose and hands you a smashed-up baggie of weed.
"Sorry," he says, "Rick's kind of moody today, he didn't nap."
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Apr 27, 2017 22:36
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I'm a really cool nice dad
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Apr 27, 2017 23:15
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Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds
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Apr 28, 2017 00:20
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the store is called highbernation and its got a bear/cave motif
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there are actual bears but they're really chill and super high
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Apr 28, 2017 01:16
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It's a regular weed shop but the strains are called things like "Teh" and "Poop Emoji"
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The grass is always greener.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Apr 28, 2017 04:30
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A sitcom called Weird Weed about guys who run a weed shop, but it's a real weed shop that you can go to and buy weed, all on camera. And then when you're leaving you're supposed to say "That's weird..." and they respond "What's that?" And you say "I think I've seen you guys before. Are you on TV?" while putting on that accusatory smile that the wife always gives her dumb husband in infomercials, a laugh track plays and the producers want you to laugh too, along with it, then you go home.
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Apr 28, 2017 05:00
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You have to open the passage to this weird weed shop by smoking a joint in the bathroom of the Walmart on I-95 by the train tracks, and you blow the smoke in to the vent. Your surroundings shimmer out of existence, they were just holograms, and as you return to the store you see that underneath every hologram there are endless rows of wooden bins full of green nugs.
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Apr 28, 2017 05:04
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The cheapest source of weed I ever found - believe it or not - is in the police station downtown. There's a secret handshake you have to do to get in, and you'll need a pair of bolt cutters to do it.
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Apr 28, 2017 05:07
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the store is called highbernation and its got a bear/cave motif
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Apr 28, 2017 05:07
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It's a regular weed shop but the strains are called things like "Teh" and "Poop Emoji"
This isn't your grandpa's weed shop!
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Apr 28, 2017 05:09
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The West Weed, it's the dispensary in the hidden 5th wing of the White House, Bill had it built back in the 90's, there's also like 3 dead prostitutes buried under it.
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Apr 28, 2017 05:10
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Bob's Big Toe-ke
To be served you have to take a hit from a bong with Bob Marley's mummified toe floating in the water then you have to take a sip making sure to kiss the toe.
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Apr 28, 2017 11:28
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Well why would you come to a weed shop if you don't want any dandelions? Get the gently caress out of my store!
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tumbleweed
a weed shop/dojo seems like a compelling combo but also potentially a bad idea, unless there is a martial art that values extremely slow movements
Tai H Chi
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