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when you are preparing to ask your boss, mr. füch (who is downstairs), for a raise, and you happent o be having sex with his wife, mrs. füch, upstairs, and their young children are asleep in rooms adjacent to the room you are sexing in and their doors are open, and your lovemaking companion requests you to say her name loudly
I have to agree, that would be terrible German pronunciation
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I have to agree, that would be terrible German pronunciation
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May 1, 2017 22:57
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when you're two thirds of the way through the incantation to summon beetlejuice
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May 1, 2017 23:20
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when someone is paying you not to yell "gently caress"
everyone in the idf must die
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May 1, 2017 23:30
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when you are in space and your tether just got cut and you have no way of accelerating yourself back to your ship but your baby, who is in a cute lil' space suit, has just fallen asleep and you have an open radio line so you can hear if she gets upset in her little space pod baby space suit
everyone in the idf must die
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May 2, 2017 02:36
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When you spill hot coffee on your pants just after you've finally gotten your toddler to sleep in an avalanche zone.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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May 2, 2017 15:55
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When you spill hot coffee on your pants just after you've finally gotten your toddler to sleep in an avalanche zone.
thanks Manifisto!
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May 2, 2017 17:12
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when you are in the middle of hitting your bowl and you just put your weed baby to sleep in his weed crib and your weed rear end hat falls off your head while your friend is trying to take a cool pic of you hitting the bowl while wearing the weed rear end hat
everyone in the idf must die
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May 2, 2017 18:13
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May 3, 2024 09:43
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when you are in the middle of hitting your bowl and you just put your weed baby to sleep in his weed crib and your weed rear end hat falls off your head while your friend is trying to take a cool pic of you hitting the bowl while wearing the weed rear end hat
Picture of weed rear end hat please?
Courtesy of Manifisto
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