I just saw an accident

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Petr

I called the police and reported it. Here's the thing, though: I'm currently ducking a medical bill by just not paying it and hoping they stop sending me bills. am I gonna get arrested?

# ? Apr 30, 2017 07:47

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# ? May 4, 2024 07:01

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did you make the call on a payphone and wipe your fingerprints off afterawrd and flee the scene?

# ? Apr 30, 2017 07:47

Petr

No, I used my cell phone god I'm such a loving idiot

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# ? Apr 30, 2017 07:48

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you can always hope they send you to a white collar prison.

# ? Apr 30, 2017 07:49

Petr

when I get out of prison, will you guys help me re-integrate into society? I can scrub sewers or pick up medical waste or something

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# ? Apr 30, 2017 07:49

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if you defend yourself in court by claiming healthcare is a human right and you go on hunger strike, then your eventual death in a dank cell might even mean something.

# ? Apr 30, 2017 07:53

Petr

I need some hot prison tipz, is it true I need to find the biggest guy and stab him to death with my penis on the first day?

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# ? Apr 30, 2017 07:53

Petr

follow-up question: what if I'm the biggest guy

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# ? Apr 30, 2017 07:54

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Petr posted:

I need some hot prison tipz, is it true I need to find the biggest guy and stab him to death with my penis on the first day?

you need to unravel your prison clothes and use the tthreads to braid friendship bracelets for everyone.

# ? Apr 30, 2017 07:53

Petr

OK so if I'm stabbed with someone's penis while I'm making the friendship bracelets, and I duck the medical bills, are they gonna lengthen my sentence?

gently caress, once you're in the prison system there really is no getting out

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# ? Apr 30, 2017 07:59

Petr

Is there any way I can engineer a situation through a series of comedic misunderstandings wherein the judge for my trial is actually Judge Rheinhold, and if so do you think he'll autograph my belly? I'm looking for prison tattoo ideas here.

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# ? Apr 30, 2017 08:02

pig slut lisa: irl is good

hmmm...turn you rmonitor on (classic meme)

# ? Apr 30, 2017 08:10

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the bet prison tattoo is one that looks like a prison gang logo, but when someone approaches you to read it and they lean in to see which gang it is it actually says "wanna be friends ( ) yes ( ) no" and they'll laugh and mime writnig a checkmark on the yes box.

# ? Apr 30, 2017 08:10

Petr

pig slut lisa posted:

hmmm...turn you rmonitor on (classic meme)

I'd love to but currently Mr. T is eating my balls and I can't reach the button

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# ? Apr 30, 2017 08:11

Petr

We're all having fun here but I'd like to take a moment and emphasize the importance of saving some of your income every month in a separate account so you can cover unexpected costs like medical bills or really big marijuana purchases and avoid this kind of situation.

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# ? Apr 30, 2017 08:15

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Petr posted:

We're all having fun here but I'd like to take a moment and emphasize the importance of saving some of your income every month in a separate account so you can cover unexpected costs like medical bills or really big marijuana purchases and avoid this kind of situation.

another important point is that if you're young, healthy, you never get colds, you go to the gym, etc., like me, then you don't need healthcare, and it's better to spend your savings on playstations.

# ? Apr 30, 2017 08:19

Petr

And that's why you should vote Republican. I'm glad we took this opportunity to have a really productive conversation.

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# ? Apr 30, 2017 08:20

nazca: Lord and Savior of KarmaFleet

You should totally try to pay them! But, I think the maximum fine for not paying a medical bill is just dirty looks from the rest of us who do pay our medical bills and now have to pay a little extra because the $2000 you didn't pay is now evenly distributed over the rest of our costs.

You should be good. Leave your fingerprints where ever. Except dead hookers. I wouldn't do that.

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# ? Apr 30, 2017 13:47

Manifisto

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another important point is that if you're young, healthy, you never get colds, you go to the gym, etc., like me, then you don't need healthcare, and it's better to spend your savings on playstations.

honestly if you ever find yourself actually needing medical care, at that point you are a drain on society and a cost rather than a profit center to insurers, so you might as well have the courtesy to die quickly to spare everyone the burden and expense

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Apr 30, 2017 15:05

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Petr posted:

follow-up question: what if I'm the biggest guy

You have to kick your own rear end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87w655s3xKc&t=57s

# ? Apr 30, 2017 15:26

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Manifisto posted:

honestly if you ever find yourself actually needing medical care, at that point you are a drain on society and a cost rather than a profit center to insurers, so you might as well have the courtesy to die quickly to spare everyone the burden and expense

this is literally how mental healthcare works around here :unsmigghh: