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I called the police and reported it. Here's the thing, though: I'm currently ducking a medical bill by just not paying it and hoping they stop sending me bills. am I gonna get arrested?
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did you make the call on a payphone and wipe your fingerprints off afterawrd and flee the scene?
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No, I used my cell phone god I'm such a loving idiot
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you can always hope they send you to a white collar prison.
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when I get out of prison, will you guys help me re-integrate into society? I can scrub sewers or pick up medical waste or something
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if you defend yourself in court by claiming healthcare is a human right and you go on hunger strike, then your eventual death in a dank cell might even mean something.
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I need some hot prison tipz, is it true I need to find the biggest guy and stab him to death with my penis on the first day?
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follow-up question: what if I'm the biggest guy
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I need some hot prison tipz, is it true I need to find the biggest guy and stab him to death with my penis on the first day?
you need to unravel your prison clothes and use the tthreads to braid friendship bracelets for everyone.
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OK so if I'm stabbed with someone's penis while I'm making the friendship bracelets, and I duck the medical bills, are they gonna lengthen my sentence?
gently caress, once you're in the prison system there really is no getting out
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Is there any way I can engineer a situation through a series of comedic misunderstandings wherein the judge for my trial is actually Judge Rheinhold, and if so do you think he'll autograph my belly? I'm looking for prison tattoo ideas here.
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the bet prison tattoo is one that looks like a prison gang logo, but when someone approaches you to read it and they lean in to see which gang it is it actually says "wanna be friends ( ) yes ( ) no" and they'll laugh and mime writnig a checkmark on the yes box.
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hmmm...turn you rmonitor on (classic meme)
I'd love to but currently Mr. T is eating my balls and I can't reach the button
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We're all having fun here but I'd like to take a moment and emphasize the importance of saving some of your income every month in a separate account so you can cover unexpected costs like medical bills or really big marijuana purchases and avoid this kind of situation.
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We're all having fun here but I'd like to take a moment and emphasize the importance of saving some of your income every month in a separate account so you can cover unexpected costs like medical bills or really big marijuana purchases and avoid this kind of situation.
another important point is that if you're young, healthy, you never get colds, you go to the gym, etc., like me, then you don't need healthcare, and it's better to spend your savings on playstations.
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And that's why you should vote Republican. I'm glad we took this opportunity to have a really productive conversation.
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You should totally try to pay them! But, I think the maximum fine for not paying a medical bill is just dirty looks from the rest of us who do pay our medical bills and now have to pay a little extra because the $2000 you didn't pay is now evenly distributed over the rest of our costs.
You should be good. Leave your fingerprints where ever. Except dead hookers. I wouldn't do that.
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another important point is that if you're young, healthy, you never get colds, you go to the gym, etc., like me, then you don't need healthcare, and it's better to spend your savings on playstations.
honestly if you ever find yourself actually needing medical care, at that point you are a drain on society and a cost rather than a profit center to insurers, so you might as well have the courtesy to die quickly to spare everyone the burden and expense
ty nesamdoom!
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honestly if you ever find yourself actually needing medical care, at that point you are a drain on society and a cost rather than a profit center to insurers, so you might as well have the courtesy to die quickly to spare everyone the burden and expense
this is literally how mental healthcare works around here
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ome time at the dollar storre i heard a loud bang. a woman had a heart attack and plowed into 2 cars. nobody was seriously hurt.
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Or pay someone else to do it for you... but that's not cheap in prison.
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