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yeah I eat rear end posted:I didn't really get kicked out of a wedding reception but I did get yelled at by the country club ranger guy who found me passed out about 300 yards down the driving range about 2 hours after the reception ended. Last thing I remember is dropkicking golf balls down the range about an hour before they served dinner. that sounds like the way to do it. receptions suck rear end
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Bogus Adventure posted:Beat me to it Is Egbert Souse your older sibling?
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In high school, killing time in a movie theater arcade with friends, our game of choice was often Big Buck Hunter. You know the type... Shooting virtual deer! In this version you would get a Triple Buck Bonus if you hit three bucks in the same round. One time we decided to go absolutely ballistic when someone got the bonus. Picture five or six guys jumping around screaming "Yeahhh!!! TRIPLE loving BUCK!" Cue the manager rapidly coming over, telling us to "Shut up. Shut up or get out!" One of my friends: "Sir I don't think you understand. We just got a Triple Buck Bonus!" We didn't actually get kicked out but I kinda wish we had since we ended up staying for some bullshit teen horror movie. Also the Big Buck Hunter game was mysteriously "out of order" for quite a while after that.
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May 18, 2017 22:03
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i got kicked out of Gunky Junket's heart for responding to one of her PMs in a disappointing way 
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May 21, 2017 14:11
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May 21, 2017 19:57
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Hooters. Some friends told me they had "amazing wings" and off we go to cheap wing night. I drank way too much before the food arrived, then took one bite and yelled THESE ARE SO GROSS I'M GOING TO THROW UP probably too loud. The staff said they couldn't serve me anymore alcohol which is basically the same as kicking me out because what else was I going to do there?
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May 21, 2017 21:31
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I got kicked out of a bar called Neptune's Parlour in Raleigh. I was incredibly drunk when I got there, then I drank more, fell up the stairs going out to smoke a cigarette, and was told by the ID checker guy I couldn't go back in. Then I crashed my bike about 50 feet away and bled from my face onto the pavement for a while before a bartender I knew from another bar happened upon me and helped me get cleaned up. That's the only time I've ever gotten 86d.
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May 21, 2017 22:09
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I was thrown out of a Motley Crue concert. It later occurred to me that it was ironic that I was deemed too drunk to see a band full of idiots who used to inject booze directly into their veins
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May 21, 2017 22:32
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I got bored at a nearly empty scuzzy bar while hanging out with a group of friends that I didn't like. I was a moronic edgelord 18 year old scene girl and all the tables/booths in the restauraunt were pretty close together and verifiably bolted down to the floor, so after a couple shots I decided it would be a great idea to play "the floor is made out of lava." I got through 3 tables before a bouncer picked me up from a table, put me down on the floor, and wordlessly pointed to the exit. This was my desired result and I skipped out. Unfortunately the people I was with did not recognize this as purposely shameful cringy behaviour and were impressed. Also I got banned from neopets as a kid for scamming.
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May 21, 2017 22:42
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A few bars. I think that might be it. One of the bars was two stories, and the stairway to the second floor was blocked by a gate. The gate had an unlocked padlock on it and the second floor was closed, so my drunk brain thought the right thing to do would be to lock it for them. The bartender saw me do it. He yelled at me and said all his stuff and was up there and he didn't have a key for the lock. He then kicked me out. I was once at a dive that I used to hit about twice a week. My coworker happened to be there as well and we both got pretty hammered. He took off when his girlfriend came to pick him up, but I stayed for one more beer. The bartender said "You're pretty drunk, so I gotta cut you off or get you a water or something." I told her that was fine, I was leaving anyway. She said, "You shouldn't drive. You can stay here if you want." I asked her what she meant, and she pointed to the closet at the back and said "There's a cot in there. [customer who comes in everyday] uses it sometimes." I told her no thank you, and ordered a Lyft. TwoStepBoog fucked around with this message at 22:57 on May 21, 2017 |
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May 21, 2017 22:44
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I got banned from chatroulette for showing boobies after a few months. I thought that was the point of the website, so I was very confused at what kind of fartknocker would report a girl for what they came to see.
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May 21, 2017 22:57
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A cinema when 16 year old me and others decided to watch an 18 movie twice, Japan. America.
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May 21, 2017 22:59
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cinni posted:I got banned from chatroulette for showing boobies after a few months. I thought that was the point of the website, so I was very confused at what kind of fartknocker would report a girl for what they came to see. theres a new, better chatroulette up, pm me
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May 21, 2017 23:02
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I got kicked out of a dollar store for calling the owner's middle aged daughter a fat ho. I got kicked out of church.
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TwoStepBoog posted:I was once at a dive that I used to hit about twice a week. My coworker happened to be there as well and we both got pretty hammered. He took off when his girlfriend came to pick him up, but I stayed for one more beer. The bartender said "You're pretty drunk, so I gotta cut you off or get you a water or something."
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May 22, 2017 03:49
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attempted to steal wine and beer from a gas station but the clerk noticed the wine and took it away and told me never to come back and I got to drink the beer on the walk home
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May 22, 2017 04:12
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hmmm... hmmm... never. got cut off once because i was slurring too much to order another beer but I had a ride and actually wasn't that drunk nor was I causing any problems. I still tipped her :3
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May 22, 2017 04:53
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Wendigee posted:hmmm... hmmm... never. If you drink enough to be cut off i am p sure you dont have to tip
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May 22, 2017 05:56
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I was once DJ Jazzy Jeffed out of the back door at some bar/club in Chicago for getting in a fight. Also I was once thrown out of a televangelist taping because my friend was taping in the crowd and we were being disruptive. We were probably 13 and we got escorted out by a 100 year old usher with horrible coffee breath. I have a few more but they were definitely all my fault.
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May 22, 2017 06:09
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My friends and I got kicked out of a few places for doing dumb poo poo when we were in high school. We used to get those little super bounce balls in the quarter machines and drop them from the 2nd/3rd story of the mall (sometimes 10 or so at a time, and the things would go EVERYWHERE), and that got us kicked out a couple times. We also got really stoned one time and tried to ride around the wal-mart on the Big Wheels. I got kicked out of school once for wearing a slayer t-shirt. This is what happens when you grow up in the bible belt. When I was in the air force, 3 friends and I were once kicked out of the mini golf place because we were drunk as poo poo, and one of said friends kept yelling "FORE!!" and just whacking the poo poo out of the ball (or missing it entirely and once slinging his putter all the way to the next hole) I've been cut off at a few bars but oddly enough the one time I actually got kicked out was the time I successfully STOPPED a few guys from fighting. The bouncer didn't give a gently caress, he just saw me in the middle of it, and even the three guys who were about to go at it tried to vouch for me but nope.
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My ex boyfriend who would later claim he wasn't gay or bi worked at a pretty classy joint for like a month. They'd give the workers two free drinks at the bar and that's all he had and he (upstairs at this point) still managed to knock a glass onto a woman's head like that scene in Trainspotters. He ran into the bathroom and hid and they fired him over the phone the next morning via voicemail (he didn't pick up out of fear)
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May 22, 2017 07:09
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I only get kicked from places because my friends have low alcohol tolerance. Honourable mentions: Tesco, about 20 different bars (some abroad), bus, tram, casino Once I have seen a guy being kicked into a bar, thru the firedoor, right in the middle of his chest. 
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Outside of your normal bars/clubs whatever I can think of two notables: Trinity College in Salt Lake CIty banned me from their campus for handing out condoms. The
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I attended a private Mennonite school for seventh and eight grade, I admit I was a poo poo, but they asked me not to come back after I brought a Ouija board to bring a board game day.
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May 22, 2017 19:53
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Young Republicans meeting. I was at the wrong address for a completely different, non political meeting. Was confused, then an old guy in a coat, a real Butler type dude, said "This is a closed meeting. Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave". I burst out laughing because I never thought I'd hear someone say that in real life.
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Al Borland Corp. posted:Young Republicans meeting. I was at the wrong address for a completely different, non political meeting. Was confused, then an old guy in a coat, a real Butler type dude, said "This is a closed meeting. Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave". I burst out laughing because I never thought I'd hear someone say that in real life. i didn't know you reregged
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cinni posted:I got banned from chatroulette for showing boobies after a few months. I thought that was the point of the website, so I was very confused at what kind of fartknocker would report a girl for what they came to see. my inbox is essentially chat roullette. take it for a test run!
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500 good dogs posted:a famous trout & salmon fishing forum
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Got asked to leave some steakhouse in hells kitchen when one of the assholes in the group tried to start a food fight at our bigass table of 12 people. Drugs may have been a factor. Alcohol certainly was. It wasn't me. I'm not that kind of drunk, I'm chill. I dumped all my cash on the table on the way out in apology. We left before the cops arrived.
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Strip club and the indoor pool of a lovely hotel in Pigeon Forge for drinking too much. I regret nothing.
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