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I have a very rich friend who will call me once or twice a year to go bar hopping with him on his dime. Last time, he bought me like 8 shots and a few beers before we showed up to the last bar on his to do list. The bartender took our order and I spontaneously lost balance and fell over. "He's gotta get out of here, I ain't serving him." Once in college my friend came in from out of town and invited me to a small house party. I found out later that he had once gone out on a date with the (very drunk) host's girlfriend, and he was plotting an ambush on us with his boys. Technically we weren't kicked out, but it was a bunch of Florida hicks, so I told my friend we needed to get out when I heard talk about a taser.
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Rocky horror with my roommate in college He had never heard of it as he grew up in compton and rocky horror showings are really really white, turns out. We went to pregame at a houseparty my friend was throwing and she was nice enough to dress up in slutty lingerie with the rest of her friends. Anyways we had a grand time with the ladies but by the time we got to the theatre i guess the combination of dudes dressed up in drag and transsexual tim curry was probably too much for his beer-battered psyche. He kept shouting "this is the gayest poo poo i've ever seen!" And "gently caress! This is a gay porno! WHAT THE gently caress." (To which another audience member bellowed out "I'll show YOU a gay porno!") There was almost a fistfight. Long story short we were really trashed and an elderly security guard asked him to leave and i walked him home and we shared a blunt Later on (about half a year ago) my longterm special ladyfriend who also went to college with us heard me repeat this story and asked me in earnest, "wait...that was you guys!?" Shameful.
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May 16, 2017 02:32
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My mother's womb
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May 16, 2017 02:32
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I was banned for life from a Denny's (true).
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May 16, 2017 02:34
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Pick posted:I was banned for life from a Denny's (true). Details please
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May 16, 2017 02:35
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:Details please never
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May 16, 2017 02:35
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*norm macdonald impersonating letterman or someone voice* leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeets h ear it
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May 16, 2017 02:36
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I was kicked out of the military for being gay
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May 16, 2017 02:37
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:I was kicked out of the military for being gay Blaming everyone but yourself I see
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May 16, 2017 02:42
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Back when Radio Shack used to ask for your name and address before they'd "complete" the "transaction", well, this one time the cashier said I wasn't allowed to leave the STORE until the transaction was completed. Technically I'm not allowed back in the Wiregrass Commons mall at all, but the cops said one thing and the security guys said something that contradicted what the cops said. Also you know that story about how Keanu Reeves had a guy kicked out of a Dogstar concert for holding a WYLD STALLYNS RULE sign? True story. I was that guy.
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May 16, 2017 02:45
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Doppelganger posted:I have a very rich friend who will call me once or twice a year to go bar hopping with him on his dime. Last time, he bought me like 8 shots and a few beers before we showed up to the last bar on his to do list. The bartender took our order and I spontaneously lost balance and fell over. "He's gotta get out of here, I ain't serving him."
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May 16, 2017 02:47
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I got kicked out of a Kroger once for using too much profanity.
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May 16, 2017 02:48
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I was kicked out of Bestbuy after I returned a printer. There was no printer, it was a couple of bricks duct taped down inside. (Like that when I bought it from Bestbuy) Naturally I was upset with Bestbuys quality control as I presented the box to them with the bricks. They then proceeded to refuse my refund, and accuse me of trying to screw them out of a lovely 60 dollar printer. The story ends with me being escorted out, yelling about how the manager was a "pencil dick."
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May 16, 2017 02:49
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Schools, churches, bars, restaurants.... It might be easier to make a list of places I haven't been kicked out of.
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May 16, 2017 02:49
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PK loving SUBBAN posted:Schools, churches, bars, restaurants.... my mom! hahaha wait...
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May 16, 2017 02:53
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a hole-y ghost posted:So how often do you have to suck his wiener???
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May 16, 2017 02:57
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PK loving SUBBAN posted:Schools, churches, bars, restaurants....
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May 16, 2017 03:00
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bars and a youth hostel
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May 16, 2017 03:01
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various sports venues, mostly the old Yankee Stadium but at least once at Shea
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May 16, 2017 03:02
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A bunch of coworkers and I almost got booted from Epcot for being too drunk before the bars even opened. Luckily we got to stay and I'm surprised that we didn't get tossed.
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May 16, 2017 03:03
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Egbert Souse posted:My mother's womb Beat me to it
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May 16, 2017 03:07
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once i got banned because i was on a night out with people from work and this guy was banned from the place and they kicked him out so we traded clothes (winter stuff, it was in scotland) and i walked in wearing his stuff and on the dance floor these 2 guys get up and start wailing on my rear end inside the club and we all get kicked out and i have no idea why. turns out my colleague is a complete piece of poo poo and goes to jail for something related to mdma and i didnt even get any
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May 16, 2017 03:08
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Smash Mouth concert. Few bars. Possessed/Marduk concert (into jail)
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May 16, 2017 03:10
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French RER train in Paris Mao mausoleum in Beijing
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May 16, 2017 03:17
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When I was a stupid teenager I took something around 450mg of Benadryl (which is just shy of an L.D. 50) and went with some friends to a bowling alley. It started kicking in about 30min into us at the lane, and I distinctly remember experiencing moon gravity. When I grabbed the heaviest ball in the return, I hurled it as hard as humanly possible and it spun out of the lane and into a camera sitting between the lanes. I was told it would have been something like $500 to replace it, but I kept arguing that we didn't see a camera and why wouldn't they protect it better from being directly in the line of fire. We were escorted out and had our names taken so we couldn't come back.
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May 16, 2017 03:17
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WatermelonGun posted:Possessed/Marduk concert (into jail) was there any other viable destination
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May 16, 2017 03:18
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More pubs than I can remember when I was 15/16, otherwise I got nothing
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May 16, 2017 03:26
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i was kicked out of waffle house for being too drunk for waffle house
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May 16, 2017 03:28
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I was banned from TrumpSingles.com for making a profile for Adolf Hitler
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May 16, 2017 03:28
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I got my family kicked off AOL in the early internet days for using too many curse words in chatrooms or something
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May 16, 2017 03:35
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A bar or two Elon University The really weird Little Caesar's that had a Chuck E Cheese style enormous playplace in okemos, MI.
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May 16, 2017 03:37
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Things got fucky in Kentucky
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May 16, 2017 03:37
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WatermelonGun posted:Smash Mouth concert. DID YOU THROW BREAD AT SMASH MOUTH? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m001XNiwQzw
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May 16, 2017 03:38
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banned from this old fart/hipster place I liked: lights just dim enough, music just loud enough. Some Rrandom hipster sidles up to me talking about his lame 90'd comic book. Had a nifty bookmark of a fair sheet of blotter acid. I advised against his clipping up it into neet into single doses, right there at the bar. After I drank the free dose he put in my beer I said "that might not be cool but ok..." Then I saw him dose a stranger's beer and I went o poo poo mode. Tried to tell the insipid drunk that this hipster dude, not me, just dosed his pilsner. He downed it; I warned him. I took the blame as the mad doser. Barred from that shithole, but they had wifi!.Slandered real good, not to mention the "bearing false witness against thine neighbor" thing. It's Jesus's job to forgive; not mine
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May 16, 2017 03:40
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Fallujah, Mosul and soon Raqqa
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May 16, 2017 03:42
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Kicked out of a Country Kitchen because I got so tired of waiting for coffee I went back into the kitchen, grabbed two pots, and went around filling up everyone's cup. The place had a non-paved area behind the restaurant where people could park if it was really busy and when I got told to leave I peeled out of that lot and sprayed a bunch of cars with mud. The security guard jumped in his security car and followed me out and pulled me over a few blocks away. I was in the middle of telling him to eat my poo poo for pulling me over when his boss pulled up and told him for me.
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calusari posted:Fallujah, Mosul and soon Raqqa wow.. what does it take to be kicked out of the cia
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a famous trout & salmon fishing forum
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