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monkeytennis posted:Very nice but how do you apply the mustard and ketchup? Im glad you asked. First you heat the bread and cut off the tip. After you impale the bread on a polished steel spike, you take it down and pump the sauces into the hole. Following the teachings of archimedes, the sausage pushesthe sauces from the bottom up the shaft until, if meassured correctly, they almost spill over the rim. Then you stuff the sausage in and apply the cap on top.
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Come to think of it, you create an opening by sticking it on a spike, lube it up and then gently but firmly slide a hot sausage object in. This is basically a bread fleshlight.
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Breadlight Someone must have tried that.
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Breadlight Just be careful what kind of mustard you use.
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Just be careful what kind of mustard you use. And whole grain might leave some scratches.
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monkeytennis posted:Very nice but how do you apply the mustard and ketchup? Piled high
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'I get knocked down': man hit by bus gets back up again and heads to pub
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:
I'm half expecting a rush of armchair experts pointing out how easily survivable the entire incident was, either due to our smaller buses and their pathetically underpowered diesel engines, or alternatively, how driving on the left lessens impacts due to prevailing weather fronts from across the Atlantic 
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Tawd posted:I'm half expecting a rush of armchair experts pointing out how easily survivable the entire incident was, either due to our smaller buses and their pathetically underpowered diesel engines, or alternatively, how driving on the left lessens impacts due to prevailing weather fronts from across the Atlantic Bendy buses saved countless lives. Can't hit anyone when you're on the side of the road on fire.
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I know this is fictitious, but a few years ago I saw a youtube (posted here) of some kind of televised call in where guys could talk to working girls. Like the televised version of a cam-site. In the videos instead of having the girls do sexy things, the guy would go on and on about cricket. "Do you watch the cricket?" and would ignore any attempts by the women to keep things X-rated. I know this wasn't a fever dream. It was weird and hilarious, and it was like a more real version of Adventure Call. Can anyone help me find this? It's a super british thing and I lack the knowledge of cricket or English slang to find those videos again.
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basic hitler posted:I know this is fictitious, but a few years ago I saw a youtube (posted here) of some kind of televised call in where guys could talk to working girls. Like the televised version of a cam-site. In the videos instead of having the girls do sexy things, the guy would go on and on about cricket. "Do you watch the cricket?" and would ignore any attempts by the women to keep things X-rated. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqBmxjz4kro
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https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/880017621139247105 oi mate a chav nicked me justice but we caught him
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Still the sexiest English woman ever.
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i never thought i'd see this poo poo again.  thank you
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lol some goon who works as a camera operator ended up doing some of the filming at one of those phone channels and it was as weird and awkward as you can imagine.
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Peak Britain. EDIT - also, hey flatscan, we met at that goon meet at the tiki bar south of the river back in gently caress knows when. ReelBigLizard fucked around with this message at 13:15 on Jul 7, 2017 |
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