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If you're thinking of getting hooker just jerk it and then see how you feel. This is a little trick the pros have learned.
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hey op this kind of looked like a jon pop topic you don't want to be like him
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Jun 12, 2017 05:28
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subhuman filth posted:Yikes. There are ones who don't do that you can get escorts who will do that too but i think they typically levy a surcharge for that
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Jun 12, 2017 05:32
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Kuato posted:If you're thinking of getting hooker just jerk it and then see how you feel. This is a little trick the pros have learned. gently caress you! gently caress YOU gently caress YOU FUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKK YOYUYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUU KUATO loving BICH
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Jun 12, 2017 05:39
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Kuato posted:If you're thinking of getting hooker just jerk it and then see how you feel. This is a little trick the pros have learned. That's why all the creepy pornhub ads are like "never jerk off again!" They know that as soon as you bust the Kleenex out, you're immune. Don't drop your guard for a second, guys.
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Jun 12, 2017 05:42
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Maybe depressed people need to jerk it all the time to regain control of their emotions
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Jun 12, 2017 05:57
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They might knock over my collectibles no thanks I'll stick to rental realdoll
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Jun 12, 2017 06:33
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A Bakers Cousin posted:This chick I know was trying to advocate for the legalization of prostitution so women could do what they want with their body. I told her I didn't support it because generally the sex industry promotes sex trafficking and just because she's a 20 something hot white chick who is mad she can't charge her tinder dates doesn't mean that all the 14 year old eastern Europeans getting sold in Amsterdam and Germany like it. $100 billion valuation plz
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Jun 12, 2017 06:51
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:gently caress you! gently caress YOU gently caress YOU FUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKK YOYUYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUU KUATO loving BICH anytime, big boy. 
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Jun 12, 2017 08:02
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Tom Gorman posted:i hired an escort to come and see Ghost in the Shell with me but she walked out like 30 mins in and didn't even charge me
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Jun 12, 2017 08:07
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I knew a guy who banged some old washed up porn star who was working as an escort. He was like, holy poo poo, I get to bang this chick I've wanked it to like 9 million times. Total horror story. He gets a nice room in a posh hotel, she shows up, demands like 300 bucks from him, then leaves. Comes back, goes into the bathroom and 15 minutes later he's like maybe she's treating her gooch with some lube or some poo poo. Nah, passed out. But she wakes up all groggy a bit later, and does a line of blow. Proceeds to give him like, the best head ever and bangs the poo poo out of him. Then she pulls out the spoon and asks him if he wants some H. Heroin lol. I think it was like, Jeanna Fine. I always thought she sounded manninsh. I guess she could throat a cock, though. Total mom hair. Would bang in her prime, though.
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Jun 12, 2017 12:26
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Harakiri Potter posted:I knew a guy who banged some old washed up porn star who was working as an escort. He was like, holy poo poo, I get to bang this chick I've wanked it to like 9 million times. Total horror story. He gets a nice room in a posh hotel, she shows up, demands like 300 bucks from him, then leaves. Comes back, goes into the bathroom and 15 minutes later he's like maybe she's treating her gooch with some lube or some poo poo. A very detailed recount your friend's story.
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Jun 12, 2017 13:37
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Lol if u gotta pay for it
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Jun 12, 2017 13:43
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SpaceAceJase posted:A very detailed recount your friend's story. yeah well some people just have that gift
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Jun 12, 2017 21:09
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I don't think I could suspend my disbelief enough to pretend she likes me, also I'd feel bad for her doing that for a living. Basically I'm a nice person
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Jun 12, 2017 22:09
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Escort missions are a huge waste of time, I hate when you set a waypoint and the dumb npc just goes directly into the horde of bad guys. /video games
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Jun 12, 2017 22:25
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Misread thread name but OP did not disappoint.
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Jun 12, 2017 22:41
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But they won't let you kiss them on the lips.
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Jun 13, 2017 07:29
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Pug Rodeo posted:But they won't let you kiss them on the lips. Speak for yourself. 
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Jun 13, 2017 07:30
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I hired one in Vegas but was really too wasted on coke to do anything, I got a good 400 dollar massage though. I guess.
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Jun 13, 2017 07:39
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de_dust posted:I hired one in Vegas but was really too wasted on coke to do anything, I got a good 400 dollar massage though. I guess. the false alarm!
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Jun 13, 2017 07:47
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de_dust posted:I hired one in Vegas but was really too wasted on coke to do anything, I got a good 400 dollar massage though. I guess. That's the worst. Might as well buy a few Mosin Nagants and then have something tangible. You could be fondling cold Tula steel but now you're just left with a tattered memory that will fade.
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Jun 13, 2017 07:49
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Escorts can be great! Here are some of my favorite:    
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Jun 13, 2017 08:11
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Kuato posted:If you're thinking of getting hooker just jerk it and then see how you feel. This is a little trick the pros have learned. I did this after I gave her the money. . . she looked surprised.
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Jun 13, 2017 08:15
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i would pay 500 quid for sumail of e-sports to be my e-scort
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Jun 13, 2017 08:46
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I'm not generalizing to all women, but some significant fraction oppose prostitution on the basis that it would threaten their business as gold digging horse
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Jun 13, 2017 09:13
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Once a month i bang this swedish transexual prostitute She's such a good bottom and her dick is way bigger than mine, it's great
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Jun 13, 2017 09:27
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Zorodius posted:I'm not generalizing to all women, but some significant fraction oppose prostitution on the basis that it would threaten their business as gold digging horse 
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Jun 13, 2017 10:14
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How do guys spend money on escorts without their SO knowing? There's zero chance my wife wouldn't pick up on the loss of several hundred dollars.
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Jun 13, 2017 12:11
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Well, I don't share my account with my fat wife for one, so she has no idea about the details of anything I do 
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Jun 13, 2017 12:26
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:How do guys spend money on escorts without their SO knowing? Spend it at the bookies. Tell the wife you lost and spend the winnings on prostitutes.
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Jun 13, 2017 12:34
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:How do guys spend money on escorts without their SO knowing? They take it directly from the car dealership earnings
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Jun 13, 2017 12:48
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I don't understand what prostitutes have to do with esports? Like is that how all those teams make money? I guess that makes more sense than sponsorships.
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Jun 13, 2017 13:10
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escorts, strippers and topless girls are loving awesome pimps and everyone who exploit them (men or woman) are subhuman trash who should be killed. thanks for reading.
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