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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

In fact it's way more efficient. Get in, pay, get your jollies and move ON. You can have secs with a lady and NOT have to marry her! You pay upfront you see!

It's a great system, I don't know why women don't like it

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WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
I can't kiss you it smells like piss

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i hired an escort to come and see Ghost in the Shell with me but she walked out like 30 mins in and didn't even charge me

i can't really blame her considering how badly the movie butchered the source material

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I was not aware of this

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
yeah but Ford Escorts on the other hand

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Tom Gorman posted:

i hired an escort to come and see Ghost in the Shell with me but she walked out like 30 mins in and didn't even charge me

i can't really blame her considering how badly the movie butchered the source material

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
ACTUALLY, if you understood how insignificant we all are in a cosmic sense you would understand everything is a waste of time, OP.

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
You date models though. Escorts just for the time in between your next model squeeze?

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Tom Gorman posted:

i hired an escort to come and see Ghost in the Shell with me but she walked out like 30 mins in and didn't even charge me

i can't really blame her considering how badly the movie butchered the source material

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Tom Gorman posted:

i hired an escort to come and see Ghost in the Shell with me but she walked out like 30 mins in and didn't even charge me

i can't really blame her considering how badly the movie butchered the source material

Did you at least get an ol fashioned in?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Some people don't have to pay their mom's to hang out with them though OP.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
worst part of video games if you ask me.

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
This chick I know was trying to advocate for the legalization of prostitution so women could do what they want with their body. I told her I didn't support it because generally the sex industry promotes sex trafficking and just because she's a 20 something hot white chick who is mad she can't charge her tinder dates doesn't mean that all the 14 year old eastern Europeans getting sold in Amsterdam and Germany like it.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
What if like a super rich guy paid an escort to be his gf, then his wife, and he just kept paying her and they grew old together.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Maldoror posted:

What if like a super rich guy paid an escort to be his gf, then his wife, and he just kept paying her and they grew old together.

We're likely gonna have to wait on Melania's memoir.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
I dunno about escorts but esports are definitely a waste of time

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
I really can't stress *blonde* enough.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i can only gently caress you if you have books. u dont even have to read em, just pretend.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Maldoror posted:

What if like a super rich guy paid an escort to be his gf, then his wife, and he just kept paying her and they grew old together.

Also what if he's not super rich and he doesn't pay her?

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Kuato posted:

We're likely gonna have to wait on Melania's memoir.

lol

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
Where did you get the idea that women are against it, OP?

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

Big Beef City posted:

Also what if he's not super rich and he doesn't pay her?

Yeah, like he runs up a tab and when they're over 70 he owes her millions of dollars.

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost
I met a black escort once. She was a cool chick.

Very down to earth and loved the Guns N Roses for some reason.

Sole.Sushi
Feb 19, 2008

Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!
I was expecting a Jon Pop thread

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Sole.Sushi posted:

I was expecting a Jon Pop thread

I'm disappointed it's not

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

Salty Josh posted:

I met a black escort once. She was a cool chick.

Very down to earth and loved the Guns N Roses for some reason.

She literally liked guns and roses, I think you misunderstood

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

Zahgaegun posted:

She literally liked guns and roses, I think you misunderstood

You're probably right.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
They have their uses.

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

Where did you get the idea that women are against it, OP?

Some of them are against it, some of them are for it.


+1 post count

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
whats your most expensive wine, whats your most expensive champagne, we'll take both

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

The US didn't get the good Ford Escorts like the foreign markets did. :sigh:

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

i like that posted:

You date models though. Escorts just for the time in between your next model squeeze?

with escorts you don't have to deal with the lady cutting herself while calling the police

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

with escorts you don't have to deal with the lady cutting herself while calling the police

unless you pay extra for it

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

nah, escorts are not that great. Not a fan of Fords in general, really.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

a hole-y ghost posted:

nah, escorts are not that great. Not a fan of Fords in general, really.

Wha...??? Lol, you doofus! We're talking about prostitutes, not the Ford Escort model ! What a maroon, haha! That's quite the boner

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Wha...??? Lol, you doofus! We're talking about prostitutes, not the Ford Escort model ! What a maroon, haha! That's quite the boner
D'ough!!! Me and my silly fingers, typing before I think!! Sorry Don Taco

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
Hookers are great when you're like 18. For some reason people look down on you for it when youre 30 though :confused: . not Cherry though she get s me you know??

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
A HOOKER WITH A HEART OF GOLD

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

various cheeses posted:

I'm disappointed it's not

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subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

with escorts you don't have to deal with the lady cutting herself while calling the police

Yikes. There are ones who don't do that

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