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Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

"fyad" is short for "gently caress you dad"

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carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Bloody posted:

"fyad" is short for "gently caress you dad"

gently caress you AND dad

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

gently caress you a dad

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

found you, absent dad

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
for you, a dad

pram
Jun 10, 2001

MisterPlastic posted:

gnu/dad mlao

this

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Last Chance posted:

probably ruby right?

Nope. He was talking about R the stats language.

He probably read something about it in The Economist or something?

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

maybe he has friends in academia or research positions. R is fine, the repl can be inviting to non programmers but it might not be the best option for learning "programming" in the general (that doesn't matter though). there's a number of good libraries, if he power uses excel and finds graphs, stats and data analysis to be "fun" then sure whatever. usually there's a reason to choose R but learning it for its own sake is fine

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

show him statpedia instead

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
BLooP, FLooP, and GLooP

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



BONGHITZ posted:

show him statpedia instead

the real 'gently caress you dad'

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

R is really good and ggplot2 is the only way I can get off

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
bump

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
it's still not father's day

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
every day is fathers day if youre a good offspring

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I love my god damned kids

they went for a play in the swamp today

the frogs are back and croaking away

the girls wanted to see how many they could catch

spring has arrived

the children are filthy

a good day

although my father borrowed the quad and drove it up 'the poo poo track' and rooted the gearbox

gently caress you dad

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

haven't spoken to my dad in over 16 years now

:(

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
my dad remarried a devout Mormon which makes things pretty difficult for me tbqh

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
one of my friends is separating from her husband. she said he's been totally uninterested in how the kids are doing. yesterday her little daughter came up to me out of nowhere and quietly said to me "i miss my daddy so much." what the gently caress do you even say to that??

muckswirler
Oct 22, 2008

You say eh some people don't get legs, some people get all the money in the world, you don't get a dad that gives a gently caress, it doesn't mean you are poo poo. Be the best person you can be and the people who matter will notice, the ones that don't notice don't matter.

Kids are resilient and soak up lessons like that if you're compassionate.

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
you dont have to keep it any more real than you can tolerate as long as you never loving lie or talk down to a child

be honest even if you cant be thorough

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

mate

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

one of my friends is separating from her husband. she said he's been totally uninterested in how the kids are doing. yesterday her little daughter came up to me out of nowhere and quietly said to me "i miss my daddy so much." what the gently caress do you even say to that??

"if your mom's up for it maybe I could be your new daddy!"

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

my buddy was making out with a girl at her place and a little kid walked in the room and asked him "are you my daddy?"

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

 

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.





maaaaaaaaaaaate

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

one of my friends is separating from her husband. she said he's been totally uninterested in how the kids are doing. yesterday her little daughter came up to me out of nowhere and quietly said to me "i miss my daddy so much." what the gently caress do you even say to that??

can you talk to your friend?

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?

Mr. Apollo posted:

my buddy was making out with a girl at her place and a little kid walked in the room and asked him "are you my daddy?"

"no but your mom calls me that" :pervert:

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Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Silver Alicorn posted:

my dad remarried a devout Mormon which makes things pretty difficult for me tbqh

Marrying her once wasn't enough?

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