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A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

5' 8" here, have never had issues getting girlfriends, having sex, or any of these other challenges people seem to have.

Yeah I need to stretch a little to reach the top shelf, but it's worth it for being small enough I can easily hide and ambush larger prey.

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Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
What you call the "top shelf" is actually the 4th highest shelf of 7, the 7th being the Forbidden Shelf

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I find a cut on the feet or legs of tall people and use that to get inside their body, then I hijack their brain and make them climb to the tops of trees.

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