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it's weird that no one has talked about the web spiders weave to divide us, like our lives are a joke it's not a matter of good and bad. spiders are naturally superior and don't respond to human tactics of jerking them off. |
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i'm hearing that spiders are good?
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Oct 9, 2017 14:04
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cda posted:i'm hearing that spiders are good? I just heard that they were bad. The guy who said it was walking backwards and greeting everyone by saying "goodbye". Seemed trustworthy. He had eight legs.
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Oct 9, 2017 14:14
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thanks for calling me in, peeps. post edited. sorry for lack of tw. 
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Oct 9, 2017 16:09
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my dsil (dear sister-in-law) is a spider and I'm getting really tired of fielding dumbass questions about her, like "oh aren't you afraid she'll eat your brother" and "does she leave cobwebs when she visits?" actually she's awesome and she carefully consumes any webs she creates before she leaves. if she eats my db (dear brother) it's his own drat fault, she's out of his league tbh |
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Oct 9, 2017 16:14
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two weeks ago a spider bit me 3 times in my sleep and the swelling was so big that 2 whole days later the venom got to my head and i almost fell down while walking to work, and i could tell it was affecting my whole cerebellum. |
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Oct 10, 2017 04:31
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the day after we found a beige crab spider spun a giant perfect web in the front yard, my house is prone to these spiders, and we tried to light it on fire with an incense stick but it backfired and it climbed way up the tree. i later found and killed 11 spiders along the bushes in the back yard out of resentment |
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Oct 10, 2017 04:33
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I'm pro-spider, and I don't care who knows it!
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Oct 10, 2017 04:36
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Robot Made of Meat posted:I'm pro-spider, and I don't care who knows it! Ok. You're pro-spider. I get it. But is that good or bad, is what I want to know. |
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Oct 10, 2017 11:21
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there was a spider outside of our front door who kept making a gigantic web that stretched from the bottom of our roof all the way down to the ground at our porch, which was bad for anyone who wanted to go through the front door without walking through a gigantic web. That's one vote for bad. but, that spider was skilled at making huge beautiful webs each day after I knocked his previous one down. That's a vote for good.
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Oct 10, 2017 14:22
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spiders are good at sucking the juices out of small helpless insects spiders are bad at small talk. way too many awkward silences, you know? |
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Oct 10, 2017 15:35
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these guys live in my yard and are my friends:
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Oct 10, 2017 15:55
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poverty goat posted:these guys live in my yard and are my friends: That guy could probably put someone in a headlock. |
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Oct 10, 2017 19:31
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i love jumping spiders because they hang out around my sink and fuckin wreck the fruit flies i am cultivating intentionally in the dishes i am actively monitoring. its called "unwashing" and its the latest craze. crimes |
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Oct 10, 2017 20:12
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Spiders, or "land crabs," fill a vital niche in the ecosystem. As dirt and grime collects, dust bunnies spotaneously generate in the corners of rooms. As Australians can attest, any bunny infestation left to its own will quickly spread and choke out other life forms. Spiders are the primary predator keeping the dust bunny scourge in check. Without them, your whole house would fill up in a matter of weeks. |
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Oct 10, 2017 21:28
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I dunno man, I'm kind of off spiders. I keep irradiating them and forcing them to bite me, and the superpowers I get in return SUCK. like, so now I can fart small cobwebs, I'm not vanquishing any evil that way
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Oct 10, 2017 22:41
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Manifisto posted:I dunno man, I'm kind of off spiders. I keep irradiating them and forcing them to bite me, and the superpowers I get in return SUCK. like, so now I can fart small cobwebs, I'm not vanquishing any evil that way You could probably take down Doctor Flyman, the man who has the powers and size of a fly. |
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Oct 10, 2017 22:59
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Oct 10, 2017 23:48
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Me: Hitler, good or bad? BYOB: When Hitler was eight, he considered becoming a priest. Me: Okay, but was he good or bad? BYOB: His dad's name was Alois. Me: And that would make him good? Or bad? BYOB: As of 2015, over 45,700 species of Hitler have been discovered. Me: Let's play a game. It's called good or bad. I ask a question, and you can only reply with good or bad. BYOB: Ok. Me: Was Hitler good or bad? BYOB: Good... Me: Thank y- BYOB: or bad. 
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Oct 10, 2017 23:54
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cda posted:Me: Hitler, good or bad? |
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Oct 11, 2017 00:11
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I work in crawlspaces very frequently (anywhere from 2-20 hours per week), and id say I'm pro spider. They don't bother me, and I don't bother them. |
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Oct 11, 2017 00:11
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chimi changa posted:I work in crawlspaces very frequently (anywhere from 2-20 hours per week), and id say I'm pro spider. They don't bother me, and I don't bother them. "work in crawlspaces". Would it be accurate to say you work in "web design"? you're not fooling me. Pretty hard to do the hokey pokey with all those legs, isn't it?
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Oct 11, 2017 00:23
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cda posted:Can't believe how many posters are just saying things about spiders without indicating if they're good or bad maybe you should redirect yourself to the philosophy thread and learn about moral relativism, mate because it's a really interesting topic and from your posting i can tell that you're a thoughtful person and would enjoy discussing deep questions like universal morality with other posters.
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Oct 11, 2017 01:08
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| I'm going to shoot a spider with a gun. Then when I die at age 69 if I go to heaven I'll know spiders were bad, and if I go to hell I'll know spiders were good. | |
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Oct 11, 2017 01:20
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All you spider lovers do yall remember that they can get you? A spider can totally get you and then you know you fi'na smash that poo poo. |
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Oct 11, 2017 03:20
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cda posted:Me: Hitler, good or bad? one time i found a spider adjacent to a drum recording studio |
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