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- Ride The Gravitron
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by FactsAreUseless
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I do a full body shake to show that I'm really excited to meet you!
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Oct 13, 2017 15:10
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- vanisher
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I think shaking my cane at people is sufficient -old guy
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Oct 13, 2017 15:37
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- vanisher
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*someone shakes a rug out on their porch. A passerby across the street pulls a rug out and shakes it back while yelling 'Nice to meet you!'*
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Oct 13, 2017 15:40
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- vanisher
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No glove no love was originally about shaking hands
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Oct 13, 2017 15:41
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- alnilam
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*someone shakes a rug out on their porch. A passerby across the street pulls a rug out and shakes it back while yelling 'Nice to meet you!'*
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Oct 13, 2017 17:12
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- alnilam
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my 56k modem: pnk... pnk... doot doot EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
me: ugh, disgusting, don't you know it's flu season
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Oct 13, 2017 17:15
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- Ride The Gravitron
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by FactsAreUseless
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*someone shakes a rug out on their porch. A passerby across the street pulls a rug out and shakes it back while yelling 'Nice to meet you!'*
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Oct 13, 2017 17:15
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- Macnult
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*someone shakes a rug out on their porch. A passerby across the street pulls a rug out and shakes it back while yelling 'Nice to meet you!'*
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Oct 13, 2017 18:05
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- vanisher
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I'd like to say shaking hands are bad -dude about to get operated on
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Oct 13, 2017 18:36
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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the hand is lava
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Oct 13, 2017 19:32
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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my 56k modem: pnk... pnk... doot doot EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
me: ugh, disgusting, don't you know it's flu season
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Oct 13, 2017 21:50
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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I love a nice frosty hand shake
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Oct 13, 2017 23:04
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- HotSoapyBeard
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I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
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As a double arm amputee, don't turn your nose up when I go in for a footshake, that's just rude.
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Oct 13, 2017 23:26
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- Im Ready for DEATH
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We should bow like the japanese.
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Oct 15, 2017 00:31
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- little munchkin
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i thibk shaking hands is bad, op
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Oct 15, 2017 01:15
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- pork steaks
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a lovely boy
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It sucks to shake hands because I'm so nervous all the time my hands are almost guaranteed to be completely soaked in sweat and I feel like that might put some people off.
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Oct 15, 2017 01:55
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- Robot Made of Meat
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I definitely approve of shaking hands, provided we're discussing my opponents in the board game Operation: The Goofy Game for Dopey Doctors.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Oct 15, 2017 03:54
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- Baller Ina
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:whattheeucharist:
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dont touch me
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Oct 15, 2017 08:09
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- HotSoapyBeard
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I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
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"Hi, pleased to meet you"
We both reach forward to shake hands but a look of terror washes over my new boss's face and the air becomes treacle as time seems to falter and grind into slow motion: our palms have missed each other.
Our hands continue on past our forearms and slot through the gap under our armpits until we lock at the shoulder. Finally, the inertia pulls us to the inevitable when our lips brush each other's and we squash our faces together until our noses are crooked and drool drips from our congealed faces to our shirts.
"Well... that was awkward." I say
"You're fired."
HotSoapyBeard fucked around with this message at 10:53 on Oct 15, 2017
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