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Hoshi

i think shaking hands is pretty okay but here's a hot take from an elected official

what's your take friends?

# ? Oct 13, 2017 14:07

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 09:56

Twenty Four

Shaking hands? okay. But from that picture? Jazz hands as a greeting seems pretty great!

# ? Oct 13, 2017 14:21

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Shaking hands can be bad if you handle nitroglycerine

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# ? Oct 13, 2017 14:54

Ride The Gravitron: by FactsAreUseless

I do a full body shake to show that I'm really excited to meet you!

# ? Oct 13, 2017 15:10

vanisher

I think shaking my cane at people is sufficient -old guy

# ? Oct 13, 2017 15:37

vanisher

*someone shakes a rug out on their porch. A passerby across the street pulls a rug out and shakes it back while yelling 'Nice to meet you!'*

# ? Oct 13, 2017 15:40

vanisher

No glove no love was originally about shaking hands

# ? Oct 13, 2017 15:41

Hoshi

shake and sin start with the same letter. hmm

# ? Oct 13, 2017 16:39

alnilam

vanisher posted:

*someone shakes a rug out on their porch. A passerby across the street pulls a rug out and shakes it back while yelling 'Nice to meet you!'*

# ? Oct 13, 2017 17:12

alnilam

my 56k modem: pnk... pnk... doot doot EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

me: ugh, disgusting, don't you know it's flu season

# ? Oct 13, 2017 17:15

Ride The Gravitron: by FactsAreUseless

vanisher posted:

*someone shakes a rug out on their porch. A passerby across the street pulls a rug out and shakes it back while yelling 'Nice to meet you!'*

# ? Oct 13, 2017 17:15

Macnult

vanisher posted:

*someone shakes a rug out on their porch. A passerby across the street pulls a rug out and shakes it back while yelling 'Nice to meet you!'*

# ? Oct 13, 2017 18:05

vanisher

I'd like to say shaking hands are bad -dude about to get operated on

# ? Oct 13, 2017 18:36

vanisher

Lawyer: Look shaking hands isn't good or bad, they are just hands! Its the person attached to the hands that needs to be judged.

Judge: Regardless I must enforce the laws of our state, and I have made my decision. Guilty.

# ? Oct 13, 2017 18:45

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

the hand is lava

# ? Oct 13, 2017 19:32

Manifisto

alnilam posted:

my 56k modem: pnk... pnk... doot doot EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

me: ugh, disgusting, don't you know it's flu season

# ? Oct 13, 2017 19:39

Manifisto

my handshake sends all the boys to the ward

# ? Oct 13, 2017 19:41

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

alnilam posted:

my 56k modem: pnk... pnk... doot doot EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

me: ugh, disgusting, don't you know it's flu season

# ? Oct 13, 2017 21:50

Sprue: please send nudes

*shakes hands with you* mmhmm *appears to be paying rapt attention to what your saying but discretely pulls out a disinfectant wipe and wipes hands*

# ? Oct 13, 2017 22:24

Sprue: please send nudes

*shakes hands with you and pretends to listen to what you're saying but is wiping hands with sanitizing wipes. pulls out a little bottle of hand sanitizer and a scrubby for that deep clean, still nodding along to what you're saying*

# ? Oct 13, 2017 22:26

Sprue: please send nudes

*shakes hands with you* uhuh, good to meet you, how do you know carol? *pulls out a blowtorch, still nodding along to what you're saying, sanitizes the hand you shook with red hot fire*

# ? Oct 13, 2017 22:28

cda: by Hand Knit

I love a nice frosty hand shake

# ? Oct 13, 2017 23:04

SHVPS4DETH: seen so much i'm going blind and i'm brain-dead virtually

i never know what someone's handshake game is like in advance so it's always surprising to learn what it's gna be like so i go in as neutral as possible and adjust in bullet time

i'm high a lot is what i'm saying

also life can give unexpected twists and turns!! YOLO (you oughta look out)

thanks to vanisher for the dope av

# ? Oct 13, 2017 23:13

HotSoapyBeard: I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN

As a double arm amputee, don't turn your nose up when I go in for a footshake, that's just rude.

# ? Oct 13, 2017 23:26

Hoshi

HotSoapyBeard posted:

As a double arm amputee, don't turn your nose up when I go in for a footshake, that's just rude.

thank you for being so brave

# ? Oct 14, 2017 23:24

Im Ready for DEATH

We should bow like the japanese.

# ? Oct 15, 2017 00:31

little munchkin

i thibk shaking hands is bad, op

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# ? Oct 15, 2017 01:15

pork steaks: a lovely boy

It sucks to shake hands because I'm so nervous all the time my hands are almost guaranteed to be completely soaked in sweat and I feel like that might put some people off.

# ? Oct 15, 2017 01:55

Robot Made of Meat

I definitely approve of shaking hands, provided we're discussing my opponents in the board game Operation: The Goofy Game for Dopey Doctors.

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# ? Oct 15, 2017 03:54

Baller Ina: :whattheeucharist:

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# ? Oct 15, 2017 08:09

HotSoapyBeard: I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN

"Hi, pleased to meet you"
We both reach forward to shake hands but a look of terror washes over my new boss's face and the air becomes treacle as time seems to falter and grind into slow motion: our palms have missed each other.
Our hands continue on past our forearms and slot through the gap under our armpits until we lock at the shoulder. Finally, the inertia pulls us to the inevitable when our lips brush each other's and we squash our faces together until our noses are crooked and drool drips from our congealed faces to our shirts.
"Well... that was awkward." I say
"You're fired."

HotSoapyBeard fucked around with this message at 10:53 on Oct 15, 2017

# ? Oct 15, 2017 10:49

Twenty Four

Shaking hams. Sitting at dinner, flailing around, yelling "poooooooooooooork!"

# ? Oct 15, 2017 11:15

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 09:56

Manifisto

HotSoapyBeard posted:

"Hi, pleased to meet you"
We both reach forward to shake hands but a look of terror washes over my new boss's face and the air becomes treacle as time seems to falter and grind into slow motion: our palms have missed each other.
Our hands continue on past our forearms and slot through the gap under our armpits until we lock at the shoulder. Finally, the inertia pulls us to the inevitable when our lips brush each other's and we squash our faces together until our noses are crooked and drool drips from our congealed faces to our shirts.
"Well... that was awkward." I say
"You're fired."

Twenty Four posted:

Shaking hams. Sitting at dinner, flailing around, yelling "poooooooooooooork!"

# ? Oct 15, 2017 14:18

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