Will Timny Turner grow up to be an atheist?

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a fragile ego

Living your childhood with fairies that are essentially deities who can will anything into existence, would you doubt the existence of God? Once hes old enough hell probably realize this and become atheist

# ? Oct 28, 2017 20:04

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Scaly Haylie

can cosmo create a mountain so big that timmy can't lift it?

# ? Oct 29, 2017 01:02

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Timmy and the Problem of Evil

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Oct 29, 2017 01:03

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hoo boy that cartoon did not age well

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# ? Oct 29, 2017 01:04

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

the father, the son, and the green haired George Costanza

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# ? Oct 29, 2017 01:04

Ride The Gravitron: by FactsAreUseless

If I remember my fairy odd parents lore, when he grows up he'll forget all about them and the magical adventures he's had. So probably not

# ? Oct 29, 2017 03:41

Ride The Gravitron: by FactsAreUseless

And if by chance he does remember, hell remember that he also meet Santa clause and the Easter Bunny and if those things of Christian religion are real then so might Jesus and God

# ? Oct 29, 2017 03:43

Ride The Gravitron: by FactsAreUseless

Ride The Gravitron posted:

And if by chance he does remember, hell remember that he also meet Santa clause and the Easter Bunny and if those things of Christian religion are real then so might Jesus and God

Of course that's not taking into account that Danny phantom exists in the same universe and there are no ghosts in Christianity

# ? Oct 29, 2017 03:52

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Ride The Gravitron posted:

If I remember my fairy odd parents lore, when he grows up he'll forget all about them and the magical adventures he's had. So probably not

Please go look at the live action fairly oddparents movie starring drake bell

# ? Oct 29, 2017 05:45

a fragile ego

Putty posted:

Please go look at the live action fairly oddparents movie starring drake bell

I never saw it but i remember that he grows up and hes like 20 but still in elementary so he never loses his fairies, until he gets it in with tootie. Do the fairies leave after then

# ? Oct 29, 2017 15:00

alnilam

Ride The Gravitron posted:

If I remember my fairy odd parents lore, when he grows up he'll forget all about them and the magical adventures he's had. So probably not

this is hosed up

# ? Oct 29, 2017 18:06

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isn't this what happens in "It"

Pennywise the Clown is a fairy?

# ? Oct 29, 2017 18:59

Macnult

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# ? Oct 29, 2017 22:22

Back Alley Borks: Awoo.

alnilam posted:

this is hosed up

All the eps explaining Crocker's back story went into how messed up forgetting everything can be

Timmy deserves it after screwing over Crocker like that

# ? Oct 29, 2017 23:42

Farecoal: There he go

hey remember the episode with the racist Chinese restaurant

# ? Oct 30, 2017 00:31

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Ride The Gravitron posted:

If I remember my fairy odd parents lore, when he grows up he'll forget all about them and the magical adventures he's had. So probably not

There was an episode where it was revealed that Timmy wished to be immortal and is in his 30s or smth

# ? Oct 30, 2017 03:39

UWBW: Permanently banned from the Alamo

*bursts into thread, panting and covered with sweat*

"Th-The Fairly GOD Parents! The-
Wait, no, fairly NOTHI-"

*passes out*

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# ? Oct 31, 2017 06:08

Fredflonston

"...and from this we arrive at the salient point my research. The "Fairy God Parents" - who are constructs of neural net artificial intelligences and control perception by means of subdermal implants at the base of the cortical stack - are nothing more than overly cute holo-projections and the reality they create and that the children thereby experience is the summation of careful nerve manipulation by these rogue AI's existing in quantum stasis with the plane of space-time itself."

- Timothy Turner MD-Ph.D, Distinguished Lecturer and Fellow of the Royal Society

Fredflonston fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Oct 31, 2017

# ? Oct 31, 2017 16:22

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# ? Oct 31, 2017 18:09

Adiabatic: What have you assholes done now?

Fredflonston posted:

"...and from this we arrive at the salient point my research. The "Fairy God Parents" - who are constructs of neural net artificial intelligences and control perception by means of subdermal implants at the base of the cortical stack - are nothing more than overly cute holo-projections and the reality they create and that the children thereby experience is the summation of careful nerve manipulation by these rogue AI's existing in quantum stasis with the plane of space-time itself."

- Timothy Turner MD-Ph.D, Distinguished Lecturer and Fellow of the Royal Society

# ? Oct 31, 2017 18:20