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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Tom Gorman posted:

i met a girl and she told me to message her on kik so i was like ok

so I downloaded it and she started sending me nudes. her titties were no joke really weird looking they looked like the mcpoyle eyepatch from always sunny

also every pic was taken in the laundry room in front of the washer/dryer and I asked "are you married why are all these in the laundry room" and she got mad. do normal people take nudes in a swampy basement in front of the washing machine?

I'm talking to a chick like that too. But hey my body isn't perfect either. My left nut hangs lower than my right one

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Og the Magical Pony
Jul 22, 2006
Downloading kik hoping this will deliver.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Big City Drinkin posted:

Did you come back to post because you were especially lonely around the holidays? I can email you if you want

yes. please do it

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i am also living a sober life now even though i feel my posting lacks a little je ne sais quoi (this is italian for "cutting edge satire")

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