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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:47 |
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holy lmfao
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:48 |
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This is art
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:48 |
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:57 |
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( this smilie doesn't imply sarcasm I hope, awesome drawing)
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 20:00 |
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Spinster posted:Speaking of popping a testicle: I didn't know those things popped. Looks like I need to work on my grip strength
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 20:05 |
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I wish i could do that more than once a day!
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 20:11 |
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Sweet, now we have an instructional picture on proper form and effect!
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 20:16 |
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guys i know we have fun and get a little wild here, but lets all be serious for a moment here: dont smash your balls with the toilet seat. its all just a joke, fellas.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 20:18 |
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did you do it yet op
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 20:20 |
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Self portrait I presume?
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 20:23 |
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Treser posted:Self portrait I presume? Yeah but I got really long beautiful hair and a vagina
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 20:27 |
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nextlevelstart posted:Yeah but I got really long beautiful hair and a vagina Where do you keep them
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 20:32 |
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Elevating a white noise nonsense thread is god's work
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 20:35 |
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Big Beef City posted:Where do you keep them In a little heart shaped box
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 20:39 |
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nextlevelstart posted:Yeah but I got really long beautiful hair and a vagina Well you definitely don't have testicles anymore.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 21:21 |
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Hell Yeah posted:suck my birds Check your PMs Spinster posted:Speaking of popping a testicle: This forums post has caused my taint and balls to have phantom pains
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 21:54 |
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I have nephew who did this irl, not intentional though. Slamming your balls in a toilet seat is no joke. At his parents house, they have those fancy toilet seats that have hinges to slowly drop the toilet seat to avoid any slamming. Well they trained him that after he is done he needs to put the toilet seat down. So each time he’d finish he would tap the back of the seat to start it’s decent. I’m guessing they didn’t instruct him to put his dick away first. Well, one day, we had a little family gathering at my parents home built in the 70’s. Obviously no fancy toilet seats in this joint. He goes to the bathroom, no one thinks anything of it, toilet flushes, and without putting his dick away first, leans over the toilet, which must have put his pacakage over the rim. Classic conditioning takes over. Suddenly.....BANG and then the most pitiful screaching moaning sounds you’ve ever heard in your life. We rush in and find him on the floor holding is red af pecker and balls. Poor fella was down for the rest of the night. OP I wish you good luck.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 22:29 |
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Before the Internet, before memes were called memes, there were photocopier jokes. Copied and sent from friend to friend, you usually got a 150th generation image that was hard to read and might have been redrawn multiple times. This is one of the earliest. It is titled "Why E.T. has a long neck".
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 22:57 |
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I actually remember seeing a variation of this made with carbon paper back in the day. Also, lol
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 23:09 |
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Stupid mistake. Ignore me.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 23:16 |
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 23:17 |
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Hell Yeah posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND SLAM MY BALLS IN SOMETHING. IT'S A TOILET SEAT AN
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 23:17 |
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Kuato posted:I wish. In adddition to a micro penis I have tiny balls. I’ll just have to live through you vicariously op Maybe try the tank lid instead of the seat.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 23:39 |
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Spinster posted:( this smilie doesn't imply sarcasm I hope, awesome drawing) It does. I believe is generally accepted to be the one to use when you’re being sincere.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 23:40 |
veiled boner fuel posted:It does. I believe is generally accepted to be the one to use when you’re being sincere.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 23:41 |
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Spinster posted:Speaking of popping a testicle: Sorry if you've told the story before, but in what sense was Rita a horse freak?
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 23:41 |
General Dog posted:Sorry if you've told the story before, but in what sense was Rita a horse freak? here's a hint, her last name was "pence"
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General Dog posted:Sorry if you've told the story before, but in what sense was Rita a horse freak? Yes she's in my Cocktale Waitress thread, she was one of those girls that goes gaga over horses in adolescence but with her it stuck, she became a part-time farrier and raises horses still.
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veiled boner fuel posted:It does. I believe is generally accepted to be the one to use when you’re being sincere. yeah
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# ? Jan 20, 2018 05:05 |
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mind the walrus posted:I have never once felt an urge to do this and I am alarmed at the number of men who fantasize about it. Even while gay, I protect and covet my balls at all times cause I appreciate them and they're my friends. It's a different level of self-loathing than what I normally feel to want them to be hurt or destroyed. It's not your testicles fault you're depressed, why take it out on them and the countless cells that have to repair themselves and are like "WHAT THE gently caress MAN"
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the poll has 69 total votes lol
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