who else is thinking of placing their balls on the rim of a toilet and slamming the seat down directly on top of them
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 18:25 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 00:49 |
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I have never once felt an urge to do this and I am alarmed at the number of men who fantasize about it.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 18:27 |
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I wish. In adddition to a micro penis I have tiny balls. I’ll just have to live through you vicariously op
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 18:27 |
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Kuato posted:I wish. In adddition to a micro penis I have tiny balls. I’ll just have to live through you vicariously op drat like they actually just fit between the toilet seat layers.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 18:28 |
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You should slam your balls in the door for making a radio button poll OP.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 18:30 |
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Same op
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 18:30 |
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i thought about it but it seems like this would be painful and unpleasant????
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 18:32 |
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pay 50 smackaroos for a sourly matron to pop 'em one with a mallet if you'll take my advice
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 18:35 |
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go in a very crowded bathroom and get in one of the stalls. take your pants completely off (but not your shoes) squat over the toilet and position your balls under the front of the seat, then slam the toilet seat on your balls. at this point you should scream "I JUST SLAMMED THE TOILET SEAT ON MY BALLS, OH MY GOD!" and run out the stall and the bathroom leaving your pants and underwear behind. a man with shirt and shoes but no pants, running, screaming
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 18:37 |
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that's how i would do it anyways
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 18:37 |
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Hell Yeah posted:go in a very crowded bathroom and get in one of the stalls. take your pants completely off (but not your shoes) squat over the toilet and position your balls under the front of the seat, then slam the toilet seat on your balls. at this point you should scream "I JUST SLAMMED THE TOILET SEAT ON MY BALLS, OH MY GOD!" and run out the stall and the bathroom leaving your pants and underwear behind. a man with shirt and shoes but no pants, running, screaming That’s why public toilets have that part cut out and the seats are horseshoe shaped, so people aren’t slammin their balls, reckon.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 18:38 |
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It really bothers me how OPs never include photos anymore. Where are the piccy's?
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 18:39 |
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I like my balls so no, but thanks for this thought provoking discussion friend.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 18:39 |
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I have soft close toilet seats to prevent this sort of thing, op.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 18:41 |
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I'm Goku and I say slam em all
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 18:42 |
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I am not. However, if you do this slowly but very firmly, with ever increasing pressure until you think they may retain their flattened shape, you will have a good idea what a mammogram is like.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 18:42 |
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Hell Yeah posted:that's how i would do it anyways Spoken like a man who actually did it as a matter of fact. Rly makes u think
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 18:42 |
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND SLAM MY BALLS IN SOMETHING. IT'S A TOILET SEAT AN
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 18:44 |
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Spinster posted:I am not.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 18:47 |
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I keep my balls in a little birdcage just to keep things like this from happening, go gently caress yourself!
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 18:49 |
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Gay Weed Dad posted:I keep my balls in a little birdcage just to keep things like this from happening, go gently caress yourself! suck my birds
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 18:50 |
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mind the walrus posted:Considering how many "tough girls" used to brag about the amount of pressure needed to pop a testicle in school, I'd rather not What happened?
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:01 |
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GET BEEFY OP!!!!!!
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:02 |
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Hell Yeah posted:go in a very crowded bathroom and get in one of the stalls. take your pants completely off (but not your shoes) squat over the toilet and position your balls under the front of the seat, then slam the toilet seat on your balls. at this point you should scream "I JUST SLAMMED THE TOILET SEAT ON MY BALLS, OH MY GOD!" and run out the stall and the bathroom leaving your pants and underwear behind. a man with shirt and shoes but no pants, running, screaming can the police arrest a man who has slammed a toilet seat on his balls? my friend wants to know.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:03 |
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mind the walrus posted:Considering how many "tough girls" used to brag about the amount of pressure needed to pop a testicle in school, I'd rather not Speaking of popping a testicle: By best friend ever, Rita the horse freak, was a vet tech in her early twenties. We were occasionally in touch and when she learned I needed to neuter a new cat offered to do it for free. She did it at her work all the time and would just bring the supplies she needed home and save me some money. I drove to her place with my new kitty and watched apprehensively as she doused his ball area with Betadine in her dirty bathroom sink. She took a little knife and made tiny slits. Then she squeezed really hard with her fingers and swear to god there was a "snap" sound as these little white lima beans popped out of each tiny ballsack. I can't remember what anesthetic she used but I was concerned because he was still slowly struggling to get away and making weird noises but she assured me he wasn't feeling actual pain. They really looked just like pale baby lima beans attached to a white string in the sink bowl, and when it was over I picked them up and held them at my ears like dangling earrings and said, "This would give guys nightmares forever." *cackle*
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:08 |
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My whole package just retreated into my body, I think it is hiding behind my lungs.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:09 |
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Spinster posted:Speaking of popping a testicle: Jfc
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:11 |
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Men: lol what if i smashed my balls in the toilet seat Women: I can't remember what anesthetic she used but I was concerned because he was still slowly struggling to get away and making weird noises but she assured me he wasn't feeling actual pain. They really looked just like pale baby lima beans attached to a white string in the sink bowl, and when it was over I picked them up and held them at my ears like dangling earrings and said, "This would give guys nightmares forever." *cackle*
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:12 |
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Just lmao if you dont punish your balls on the reg
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:14 |
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i like that posted:What happened? Spinster posted:Speaking of popping a testicle:
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:16 |
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cant wait until im old AF and my ballz gett dunked into the turlet bowl water each time i sit down
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:17 |
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Here ya go
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:17 |
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Spinster always seemed so nice but it turns out she's a testicle hating lunatic.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:18 |
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don't knock it until you try it
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:18 |
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Spinster posted:Here ya go
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:20 |
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these balls were made for fuckin SLAAAAAAAAMMIN
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:21 |
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I'm going to poo poo out two intact testicles on the bathroom floor
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:22 |
nextlevelstart posted:I'm going to poo poo out two intact testicles on the bathroom floor
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:31 |
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Lol if you haven't upgraded to slammin that sack in your car door as hard as you can you beta bae
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:31 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 00:49 |
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On German toilets the gap is extra small so you can really show your balls who's boss while you admire your glorious uberturd on the altar
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:43 |