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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

extra row of teeth posted:

Hello birthday friend!

I turn 30 today. Trip report: it sucks and I want to go backwards

Nah best years of my life 30-40

Op, have a good day btw. What you doing tonight?

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Oct 22, 2002



extra row of teeth posted:

Hello birthday friend!

I turn 30 today. Trip report: it sucks and I want to go backwards

Goon project: kickstart enough money to pay this goon's mother enough to let him crawl back inside

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Quote-Unquote posted:

Goon project: kickstart enough money to pay this goon's mother enough to let him crawl back inside

Her but I'd settle at going back to the early 20s.

OP did you celebrate this weekend too or are you gonna party hard on a Monday? I'm gonna drink a little

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Oct 22, 2002



extra row of teeth posted:

Her but I'd settle at going back to the early 20s.

Why? It loving sucked in the 20s. You weren't even born.

CAN NOT PUKE
Nov 26, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Happy birthday OP. If I live in your area I will take you out for ice cream and give you a line on a new meme

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

you should drink a six pack and watch gremlins 2 in celebration :)

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Tyler posted:

Happy birthday OP! I share my birthday with Clint Eastwood, which is pretty cool.

Dang geriatric posters

Happy birthday opp. Happy birth day everyone

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
what age is it when birthdays stop being happy fun times and start being evenings of existential dread? 25?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

lol but seriously I posted:

what age is it when birthdays stop being happy fun times and start being evenings of existential dread? 25?

50

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Burt Sexual posted:

Nah best years of my life 30-40

Op, have a good day btw. What you doing tonight?

You're old

Vato
Jan 14, 2018


You're old, too. Unless you're like five, in which case GET OFF OF THE COMPUTER.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

full of wisdom and cum

E and for Jose, money

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Ruggan posted:


Who do you share a birthday with and what would you do with them if you could?

I'd do a few laps with former racer Kevin Schwantz on a pair of his old RGV500s.

Then maybe a four way with Zoe Saldana, Paula Abdul and Kathleen Turner.

Antiquated Pants
Feb 23, 2011

Oh god I'm so lonely in here...
:negative:

numberoneposter posted:

you should drink a six pack and watch gremlins 2 in celebration :)

poo poo that's a good plan. My birthday falls before next weekend, I know what I'm doing!

Happy January bday OP!

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
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by Roger Hargreaves

Nooner posted:

Happy birthday OP, I hope you have a great day!!! (:

An A+ birthday wish (:

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich
I was born on Stalins birthday, my GF on Hitlers birthday, our baby was due the day Hitler broke the treaty of Versace and the Russian revolution.


But he was early. Bastard.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

504 posted:

I was born on Stalins birthday, my GF on Hitlers birthday, our baby was due the day Hitler broke the treaty of Versace and the Russian revolution.


But he was early. Bastard.

What壇 you name him?

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

extra row of teeth posted:

Hello birthday friend!

I turn 30 today. Trip report: it sucks and I want to go backwards

happy birthday to you and ruggan both, i hope the forums offer a really good evening for you

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

haha this is fun guys, lets also share who famous was born on our birth year and which famous person has the same last name as our mother did

for funzies, you know, lol!

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Burt Sexual posted:

Op, have a good day btw. What you doing tonight?

Thanks! I had a fish fry and strawberry rhubarb pie. Then I put my toddler and baby to bed. Gonna putz around online with a beer and maybe if I知 lucky have some of that good good stuff with my wife!!

This sounds nothing like my birthday would have been 5 years ago!

It痴 almost over! Aaaaah!

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


extra row of teeth posted:

Her but I'd settle at going back to the early 20s.

OP did you celebrate this weekend too or are you gonna party hard on a Monday? I'm gonna drink a little

I went to a beer and cheese fest over the weekend with friends... that was my party day

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


cannot pake posted:

Happy birthday OP. If I live in your area I will take you out for ice cream and give you a line on a new meme

Madison, WI???

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


numberoneposter posted:

you should drink a six pack and watch gremlins 2 in celebration :)

is gremlins 2 worth watching? I just watched that will smith orc cop movie which was ok!

I知 bad at phone posting which is why I知 quoting individual people per post btw

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!



504 posted:

I was born on Stalins birthday, my GF on Hitlers birthday, our baby was due the day Hitler broke the treaty of Versace and the Russian revolution.


But he was early. Bastard.

I知 imagining an anime about a Stalin-dad and Hitler-mom raising a real kawaii little boy named lol (but seriously)

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


chaosbreather posted:

haha this is fun guys, lets also share who famous was born on our birth year and which famous person has the same last name as our mother did

for funzies, you know, lol!

My ssn is 420-69-6969

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Burt Sexual posted:

What壇 you name him?

N'thing Wrong.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Nooner posted:

Happy birthday OP, I hope you have a great day!!! (:

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
im having existential dread at 23, how hosed am I

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Over There posted:

im having existential dread at 23, how hosed am I

youre dying

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe

Ruggan posted:

that would be a great birthday gift

Happy birthday guy. My birhteday is tomorr0w so I'm already fuckimg cmashed in celebrations. happy!

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
Happy birthday forum's user ruggan. To answer your question, I'd spend it with my dealer getting super high :-]

Big City Drinkin
Oct 9, 2007

A very good

Fallen Rib
Happy belated birthday OP :toot:

crusty
Apr 16, 2015

Crustacean

Over There posted:

im having existential dread at 23, how hosed am I

You're having a midlife crisis - congratulations! You will be dead at 46.

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
Hey OP, just fyi you won't actually run out of oxygen if you lock your doors. So don't worry about that anymore. That is my birthday gift to you

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Miserable Maid
Apr 22, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Ruggan posted:

is gremlins 2 worth watching? I just watched that will smith orc cop movie which was ok!

I知 bad at phone posting which is why I知 quoting individual people per post btw

Happy birthday man! Yeah, Gremlins 2 is amazing and a must watch

Also beer and cheese fest sounds awesome, where was it?

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