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Moxxis Endowment posted:Don't poop out of it. And Yeah, a dash of Clorox works well too. A poor man's anal bleaching.
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have a girlfriennd who will lick ur balls and ur taint and ur rear end
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Jan 30, 2018 14:23
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Lol just lol if you don't take a waterpik to your anus 3 times a day.
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Papa Emeritus III posted:I tried putting my fist in my rear end. Turns out, I can only get a few fingers in there form your hand into a ice cream cone shape. remember, fingers down the street, not around the way
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Colonel Cancer posted:I'm honestly kind of surprised nobody brought up bidets yet. Wasn't there a whole megathread about robotic toilets spraying water up your bumhole? I bought a bidet attachment last year and honestly it was the best investment I've made in easily a decade. It will pay for itself in a couple of years, but just from a quality of life standpoint it's amazing. Nothing feels as good as a pristine rear end in a top hat.
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Jan 30, 2018 21:35
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Enemas are good but they go against gods plan
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Jan 30, 2018 21:36
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If you clean your rear end, you're signaling to everyone that you want to get your rear end hosed. If you keep a thoroughly cleaned rear end but don't want it hosed, you're sending mixed signals to everyone at the club imo.
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Jan 30, 2018 22:07
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Away all Goats posted:PSA: wash your butt with water This is so gross
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Jan 30, 2018 22:13
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buy a bidet attachment if you can design a bathroom from scratch, make room for a standalone bidet ~feminine~ wash works just as well on your filthy butthole. use it because water isn't enough. get a mentholated one for that minty fresh feeling
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Jan 30, 2018 23:13
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Rimming has significant risks. This guy has gotten gut parasites three times now. http://www.newnownext.com/ive-contracted-my-third-gastrointestinal-parasite-from-rimming-and-i-cant-be-the-only-gay-man-suffering/01/2018/
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Jan 30, 2018 23:32
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You should wipe your butt until blood appears on the tissue.
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Feb 1, 2018 22:19
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I like to dunk my entire rear end in the toilet bowl for that squeaky clean feel, OP. If they didn't want us using the water, they wouldn't put water in the bowl!
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Feb 1, 2018 22:33
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artichoke posted:Rimming has significant risks. This guy has gotten gut parasites three times now. I really can't feel bad for the guy. He seems like a god damned idiot with how he's genuinely surprised this keeps happening when you're in an open gay relationship in one of the most densely populated cities in the country.
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Feb 1, 2018 22:41
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Twelve Batmans posted:I really can't feel bad for the guy. He seems like a god damned idiot with how he's genuinely surprised this keeps happening when you're in an open gay relationship in one of the most densely populated cities in the country. Look at mister self control here, bragging how he doesn't give in to the urge to lick rando rear end in a top hat every other day. What a prude
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Feb 1, 2018 22:53
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please wash ur buttes
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Feb 1, 2018 22:55
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i wash my rear end every shower
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Feb 1, 2018 22:59
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Berious posted:i wash my rear end every shower you shower after every poo poo?
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Feb 1, 2018 23:05
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A friendly reminder that if you can waste 10-12 minutes, twice a day, making GBS threads at work, at the end of the month you will have a full paid workday just for making GBS threads!!!
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Feb 1, 2018 23:36
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I'm making GBS threads at work right now
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Twelve Batmans posted:It actually would have been really helpful in health class if they had gone over why you should push so hard when you poop and what those preparation H commercials are actually for. wait what.. what are you doing to your rear end in a top hat man
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Koyaanisgoatse posted:there was a goon in A/T who got on board with the "not using shampoo improves your hair" fad and then decided, by analogy, that not wiping your rear end would be better for your rear end than wiping if someone has this post saved or link led please share because iirc its a work of art
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Wicker Man posted:Obligatory: I'm afraid to put something that literally burns the hair off of your skin especially around my balls and butthole
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i dont think i poo poo as much as everyone else. im probably doing something wrong. might be dying.
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Twelve Batmans posted:It actually would have been really helpful in health class if they had gone over why you should push so hard when you poop and what those preparation H commercials are actually for.
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Feb 3, 2018 03:42
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Twelve Batmans posted:I really can't feel bad for the guy. He seems like a god damned idiot with how he's genuinely surprised this keeps happening when you're in an open gay relationship in one of the most densely populated cities in the country. On the other hand, do you love anything in life as much as that dude likes eating rear end? He's probably feeling sorry for you.
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Feb 3, 2018 05:47
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are there any butt doctors here? what does this look like? https://i.imgur.com/0wBKB88.jpg
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Feb 5, 2018 18:06
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How do you avoid a sandy anus
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Feb 5, 2018 18:07
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:How do you avoid a sandy anus stop sitting bareassed in the catbox
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If you can’t afford a bidet just flush and then dip your hand in the toilet water and rub your filthy anus.
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