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Why do drug stores have oral care aisles but no anal care ones? Why is one taboo and the other isn't? I wanna keep my rear end in a top hat nice and clean but I don't want to use a loofah (or as Bill O'Reilly calls them: falafel). Does GBS have any good tips for keeping my brown eye pink?
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Jan 29, 2018 14:31
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Stop posting and it'll clean up in no time.
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Jan 29, 2018 14:33
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don't it make my brown eye don't it make my brown eye don't it make my brown eye piiiiink
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Jan 29, 2018 14:40
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Clamps McGraw posted:don't it make my brown eye I didn't mean to eat you bad Didn't know just what I had But honey now I miss your stink Don't it make your brown eye piiiiiink
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Jan 29, 2018 15:05
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A spray bottle of bleach will ensure your anus is sparkling
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Jan 29, 2018 15:08
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mouths and butts are the same. if you turn a human upside down, they work the same way
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Jan 29, 2018 15:19
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eat more fiber. less pushing means less hemorrhoids
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Jan 29, 2018 15:20
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coincidentally, this is also how the french are born and live
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Jan 29, 2018 15:20
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Because getting cavities sucks. So you should floss at least once a day and brush at least twice. Preferably, you should brush after every meal, but that's not the easiest thing to do. Also, due to the foods we eat, some people develop bad breath. Also, some people have sensitive teeth or are goobs that are easily marketed to. As such you get lots of toothpaste and floss choices. Then there is the bad breath issue. See? Lots of ways to take care of your mouth and teeth. With your rear end? You just wash it like the rest of your body. I hope this clears up your confusion, OP. But I am guessing you don't bathe properly and have a stinky bhole.
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Jan 29, 2018 15:21
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It actually would have been really helpful in health class if they had gone over why you should push so hard when you poop and what those preparation H commercials are actually for. I mean I learned later and know how to take care of myself now but drat once you're getting up in your higher 20's, the old sphincter just doesn't pop back into shape after a night of eating garbage like it used to when you were 15 and indestructible.
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Jan 29, 2018 15:28
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Jeza posted:mouths and butts are the same. if you turn a human upside down, they work the same way *gapes in amazement*
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Jan 29, 2018 15:30
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Jeza posted:coincidentally, this is also how the french are born and live gently caress you, we come from eggs just like you guys, stop trying to spread lies about us
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Jan 29, 2018 15:34
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Toothbrush in pooper
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Jan 29, 2018 15:38
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Back in school there was a dude who once told me he never washes inside his buttcrack in the shower because "that's what wiping your rear end is for" 
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Jan 29, 2018 15:40
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Mein Kampf Enthusiast posted:Back in school there was a dude who once told me he never washes inside his buttcrack in the shower because "that's what wiping your rear end is for" If you wash your buttcrack you can get water in your anus which causes colon cancer hth
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Jan 29, 2018 15:45
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Mein Kampf Enthusiast posted:Back in school there was a dude who once told me he never washes inside his buttcrack in the shower because "that's what wiping your rear end is for" You'd think he'd done the opposite.
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Jan 29, 2018 15:47
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Creamed Cormp posted:gently caress you, we come from eggs just like you guys, stop trying to spread lies about us your country is a seething hive of lies and suppositories
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Jan 29, 2018 15:47
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Blue Train posted:If you wash your buttcrack you can get water in your anus which causes colon cancer hth maybe if you point the jet directly into your sphincter but I like to think I have a little more self-control
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Jan 29, 2018 15:51
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Whenever I see someone who doesn't have a detachable/secondary shower head in their home it really makes me wonder how they acceptably clean their rear end in a top hat
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Jan 29, 2018 15:51
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Mein Kampf Enthusiast posted:Whenever I see someone who doesn't have a detachable/secondary shower head in their home it really makes me wonder how they acceptably clean their rear end in a top hat wire wool wrapped round a rough loofah on a piece of dowel
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Jan 29, 2018 15:54
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What can be done about hair around the anus? If the poo is soft its like making GBS threads through a hair net.
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Jan 29, 2018 15:54
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steel wool and scouring powder e: it also solves the hair problem
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Jan 29, 2018 15:55
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TheMostFrench posted:What can be done about hair around the anus? If the poo is soft its like making GBS threads through a hair net. be a man and wax it off
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Jan 29, 2018 15:57
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TheMostFrench posted:What can be done about hair around the anus? If the poo is soft its like making GBS threads through a hair net. I'm very hairy and have never had this issue so I would say it's a diet thing
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Jan 29, 2018 16:00
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If you get mud on your hands do you just wipe it off with a dry paper towel? Yeah, I thought so. Makes you think
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Jan 29, 2018 16:02
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Big Pharma doesn't want you to have a clean rear end in a top hat. They're waiting to release a product that will keep it clean permanently, but at an exhorbitant cost which will cause those too poor to afford this product to become outcasts. In desperation, they will look to the very same pharmaceutical companies for help, and will allow themselves to be enslaved and used for testing and organ harvesting, essentially becoming human cattle. This is their long term plan. They also make your butt smelly with chemicals in the drinking water, gvt is in on it.
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Jan 29, 2018 16:19
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I didn't read the thread op but the title made me chuckle :-) thank you God bles
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Jan 29, 2018 16:30
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Jeza posted:your country is a seething hive of lies and suppositories the french like to take their medicine up the rear end americans like to take their medicine and then take it up the rear end
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Jan 29, 2018 16:48
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I use a sonicare butt brush FYI
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Jan 29, 2018 16:50
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always wipe front to back always use a different washcloth for each section
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Jan 29, 2018 16:51
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john waters gave me a packet of anal bleach once
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Jan 29, 2018 16:57
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Maya Fey posted:*gapes in amazement* "The people were amazed at his doctrine" humans are gross + bad
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Jan 29, 2018 16:59
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same as in the other thread OP, i only consume soylent, so my excreta comes in the form of rounded plasticky lozenges
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Jan 29, 2018 20:24
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Mein Kampf Enthusiast posted:Back in school there was a dude who once told me he never washes inside his buttcrack in the shower because "that's what wiping your rear end is for" You gotta wash in there. Got to. This thread is reminding me of another GBS thread where some goon said (in jest, I hope) that he would take showers after making GBS threads but wouldn't wipe first. So he'd just take a poo poo and then hop right in the shower  .
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Jan 29, 2018 20:28
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Just rear end blast your anus with a stream of molten water, sanctifying it in pain and heat
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Jan 29, 2018 20:34
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I don’t think Bill Oreilly misspoke when he said “falafel”. I have rubbed my rear end in a top hat with many things, and can say that few can provide the bold texture and delicate spiciness that a locally procured falafel does. They also taste great.
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Jan 29, 2018 20:43
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Ginette Reno posted:You gotta wash in there. Got to. there was a goon in A/T who got on board with the "not using shampoo improves your hair" fad and then decided, by analogy, that not wiping your rear end would be better for your rear end than wiping
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Jan 29, 2018 21:11
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if you're diet's right you don't really need to wipe or wash and your stools smell like steak au poivre
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Jan 29, 2018 21:14
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Mein Kampf Enthusiast posted:Whenever I see someone who doesn't have a detachable/secondary shower head in their home it really makes me wonder how they acceptably clean their rear end in a top hat get some soap up in there, spread those cheeks and bend over. not a difficult concept
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Jan 29, 2018 21:18
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Get an electric toothbrush, for your rear end in a top hat.
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