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Beefeater posted:Dude's just asking a question. I thought that's what we did in GBS. Sometimes my philosophical questions befuddle the average man
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I am, if nothing else, profoundly average.
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Feb 21, 2018 21:29
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Women can't be spies because the sharks would smell the tampon blood and eat them
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Feb 21, 2018 21:32
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Conch Shell Corp posted:Women can't be spies because the sharks would smell the tampon blood and eat them Nobody is spying on the ocean except David Attenborough
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Feb 21, 2018 21:33
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Skypie posted:Nobody is spying on the ocean except David Attenborough What about Davey Jones you idiot
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Feb 21, 2018 21:40
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Skypie posted:Nobody is spying on the ocean except David Attenborough We'll never find Atlantis without throwing spies in the ocean and women are clearly not cut out for the job. (See above - periods and sharks for reference)
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Feb 21, 2018 21:41
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Beefeater posted:We'll never find Atlantis without throwing spies in the ocean and women are clearly not cut out for the job. (See above - periods and sharks for reference) James Cameron is spending millions of dollars to invent fantastic new technology that allows women to be dropped to deeper and deeper parts of the ocean
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Feb 21, 2018 21:42
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Maybe all women walking about outside are spies, and all the real ones are prisoners in a small cave.
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Feb 21, 2018 21:45
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Lowtax posted:James Cameron is spending millions of dollars to invent fantastic new technology that allows women to be dropped to deeper and deeper parts of the ocean Scientists believe that by the year 2024, with proper funding and research, nearly half of all women could be placed underwater
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Feb 21, 2018 21:48
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Flies are spies, guys
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Feb 21, 2018 21:49
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Lowtax posted:What about Davey Jones you idiot Davy Jones is from the ocean. He's president of the ocean. They elected him after the revolution that killed Poseidon.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Davy Jones is from the ocean. I thought Aquaman ran poo poo down there. I can't keep up with ocean politics.
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Feb 21, 2018 21:59
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Lowtax posted:Scientists believe that by the year 2024, with proper funding and research, nearly half of all women could be placed underwater They think they are being so sneaky, those lady spies. It's not like we can't just stand at the beach and see them down there.
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Feb 21, 2018 22:04
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Beefeater posted:I thought Aquaman ran poo poo down there. I can't keep up with ocean politics. Depends on which Aquaman, the one that was overly homosexual or the angry new one who has a harpoon for a hand and is a gritty antihero
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Feb 21, 2018 22:07
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weg posted:They think they are being so sneaky, those lady spies. It's not like we can't just stand at the beach and see them down there. ME: (from the sunny shores of the beach) spy on THIS (flips the bird) WOMAN TRAPPED IN JAMES CAMERON'S UNDERWATER SUBMERGIBLE: I should've never messed with the best, now I shall die like the rest, glub glub
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Feb 21, 2018 22:09
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In the American serial "Totally Spies" they prove that teen girls can be spies.
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I think one situation where it wouldn’t be good to be a female spy would be if you were running a campaign to psychologically train a target, like one where you would initiate penis to body contact with the target in everyday situations, like if they’re buying food or in a restaraunt and you dress up as a gross person and put your dick on them to discourage them from eating or going out in public, not having a dick would probably be a hinderance. Because you really have to straddle someone to put your oval office on them and that would be hard to pass off as just a little oopsie. 
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scott zoloft posted:In the American serial "Totally Spies" they prove that teen girls can be spies. heh I only listen to vinyl
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Yeah well get a load of THIS
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Think about this, if you were a lady spy you could be like "hello Mr diplomat, give to me all of the secrets" And he would have to in order to be polite to a lady it's basically a fool proof plan.
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Feb 21, 2018 22:35
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Big Beef City posted:Think about this, if you were a lady spy you could be like "hello Mr diplomat, give to me all of the secrets" That's misogynistic though, now you have to be politically correct and if a woman asks you for something, you should hit her
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Feb 21, 2018 22:40
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op have you seen spy kids carmen is clearly the successful one
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unpleasantly turgid posted:op have you seen spy kids I dunno, all she does is movies for the Hallmark network these days (which I didn't even know existed until five minutes ago).
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Feb 21, 2018 23:02
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Lowtax posted:ME: (from the sunny shores of the beach) spy on THIS (flips the bird) The lady spies have a secret base in the Marianas Trench, aka Earth's vagina. They keep track of men on giant screen in the Situation Womb.
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Feb 21, 2018 23:27
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Quite sure I saw a woman spy today but then again it could have just been a man
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Feb 21, 2018 23:29
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redm posted:Quite sure I saw a woman spy today but then again it could have just been a man You can't be sure until you get up close, and by then it's too late, the woman spy has all your internet passwords
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death sext posted:You can't be sure until you get up close, and by then it's too late, the woman spy has all your internet passwords I have all my passwords encrypted in plain text in the same file as all your credit card numbers
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Lowtax posted:I have all my passwords encrypted in plain text in the same file as all your credit card numbers That's just crazy enough that it might work!
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Lowtax posted:What about Davey Jones you idiot Davey Jones died so he's obviously not a good spy now is he!!
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Skypie posted:Davey Jones died so he's obviously not a good spy now is he!! That's what he WANTS you to think
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Feb 22, 2018 02:00
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Noblesse Obliged posted:my dear, if women can't be spies then why does that rear end have a license to kill? It's an assassin.
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