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- Starman Super DX
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This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
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There should be some sort of brightly lit, oscillating structure that sits out in front of movie theaters to warn you of the stock lighthouse footage inside
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Mar 3, 2018 01:19
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- Kthulhu5000
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A house house emits a rotating beam of houses to warn approaching ships
That makes sense. I'm pretty sure ships, houses, and land in general are pretty bad combinations. And I think $200 million per year is well spent to minimize bad poo poo from happening.
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Mar 3, 2018 01:45
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- 420 SWAGLORD
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saban bajramovic
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*spends weekends and evenings sneaking into the film archive to airbrush potted plants, welcome mats, cats and dogs etc onto the stock footage* there, now they're lighthomes
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Mar 3, 2018 19:55
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Wait a minute...(looks into steaming pot and sees dozens of beams slowly spinning in the night)...this isn't stock footage of lighthouses...(dips ladle into pot and takes a sip)...this is footage of lighthouses stock.
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Mar 4, 2018 05:50
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
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terrible day for a lighthouse stock photographer, not only do lighthouses attract giant insects, the insects eat the male prostitutes i hire to pose as crate stockers unloading lighthouse stock photos in front of the lighthouse. extremely low profit margin
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Mar 5, 2018 05:46
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- Kthulhu5000
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by R. Guyovich
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terrible day for a lighthouse stock photographer, not only do lighthouses attract giant insects, the insects eat the male prostitutes i hire to pose as crate stockers unloading lighthouse stock photos in front of the lighthouse. extremely low profit margin
It's as if the (former) painter of light, Thomas Kinkade himself, descended from the heavens and kissed my screen.
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Mar 5, 2018 08:22
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
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It's as if the (former) painter of light, Thomas Kinkade himself, descended from the heavens and kissed my screen.
Little known fact, Thomas Kinkade hired male prostitutes to emulate model images of gleaming, towering lighthouse figures
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Mar 5, 2018 08:41
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saban bajramovic
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We should have hidden our icbms in the light houses, other than the Hardy boys nobody would've guessed it.
Just lol if you think we don't
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Mar 5, 2018 20:36
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- Macnult
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Tuned in to one of my favorite programs last night: That’s So New Yawk
The episode was titled “Lighthowses” and right there is when I should’ve known to never let my guard down. It started out with Kathy and Denise having a grand old time out in the Hamptins - a fun getaway to themselves while the boys went fishing up in Mawntawk. Things were going fine ‘till Kathy’s husband Richard, being classic Richard, managed to get his ‘98 Tah-ho swallowed by a rogue wave while trying to catch the big one.
What’s the friggin’ problem, right? Here’s what set me off: Kathy gets off the phone with Richard and tells Denise she has to go all the way up to Mawntawk now. Denise starts having a fit (classic Denise lol) and thrusts her red & white striped umbrella into the air. Red and white stripes? Episode titled ‘Lighthowses’? Mawntawk?? They’re gonna cut to... a lighthouse at Cape Cod? What the hell am I watching, Hey Buddy That’s How We Do Things In Massachusetts? Fuhgeddaboudit. I had to pause and rewind to make sure I wasn’t going insane, but that’s when I really lost it. It wasn’t just any footage of a Cape Cod lighthouse, it was full-on watermarked stock footage.
After all the chances I’ve given that show I’m finally done. I quit. I’ve had it up to here with That’s So New Yawk. No one ever liked Richard’s ‘98 Tah-ho and the coat Kathy bought was tacky as hell (why are you discount shopping from designers in the frickin’ Hamptins???). The only thing to save the show would be if Denise made a trip up to Cape Cod, took her umbrella, and chopped down that hideous godforsaken lighthouse with all stock footage trapped inside.
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Mar 6, 2018 01:45
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- alnilam
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more original animations of lighthouses imo
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Mar 9, 2018 16:40
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- DavidAlltheTime
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All David...all the TIME!
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terrible day for a lighthouse stock photographer, not only do lighthouses attract giant insects, the insects eat the male prostitutes i hire to pose as crate stockers unloading lighthouse stock photos in front of the lighthouse. extremely low profit margin
'Housed in the lights by light houses used for house lights'
-By Chuck Tingle
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Mar 14, 2018 06:45
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