Just saw some in a movie and it totally pissed me off, I wanted to throw a chair through the window but I didn't feel like getting up and plus I cannot afford a new chair and window and sometimes when I get up out of bed I fall down or step on something sharp or painful so the moral of this story is make sure somebody pre-screens all your movies for stock footage of lighthouses before you watch them or else you could end up in a world of hurt thank you |
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also as a thanks to all those who chose to read my thread, here is a photo of my daughter putting bunny ears on our pitbull
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 07:18 |
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I heard the MPAA was going to start putting parental warnings on movies with lighthouse stock footage. About time if you ask me.
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 07:26 |
FluffieDuckie posted:I heard the MPAA was going to start putting parental warnings on movies with lighthouse stock footage. This is why all those women were sexually harassed by the Hollywood big wigs. The lighthouse stock footage there would've driven any man crazy with anger and also lust ---------------- |
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 07:31 |
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Try and think about it from the lighthouses perspective. There are hundreds if not thousands of underemployed lighthouses, keeping ships from running into harbors when they could be starring in major Hollywood films. Instead directors just run B-roll lighthouse shots endlessly. Maybe the lighthouse in the film had one really good movie, but now can't find any work. Maybe they got seduced into porn. Lighthouse porn. |
# ? Feb 27, 2018 07:51 |
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I mean, maybe a windmill gets involved somehow I don't know. |
# ? Feb 27, 2018 07:53 |
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 08:11 |
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I find myself wondering, why are all these lighthouses enjoying salad so much? salad is nutritous but Ive never laughed while eating a salad. also I think lighthouses actually eat seagulls or maybe shipwrecked shrimp boats, it's not realistic |
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went to my local auto mechanic to get some work done on my car and he had an entire calendar of lighthouse pictures up on the wall of his garage for the world to see, absolutely shameless
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 08:45 |
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Has stock footage of a lighthouse ever brought anyone peace? Where would east coast tourism boards be without stock footage of a lighthouse? I'm just saying stock footage of a lighthouse is complicated. Without December we could not appreciate May |
# ? Feb 27, 2018 09:07 |
Lowtax posted:also as a thanks to all those who chose to read my thread, here is a photo of my daughter putting bunny ears on our pitbull She's very cute. Who did you steal her from? ---------------- |
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 10:09 |
Lighthouses: the Silent Killer | |
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free Trapt CD posted:Lighthouses: the Silent Killer They aren't that silent, I've seen strong, healthy, strapping young men in excellent shape fall to their knees and die after viewing stock footage of lighthouses, and they often made sounds like "hurrk" or "uuupuguh" as their lives were stolen from them. ---------------- |
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 11:38 |
Dads Dip Cup posted:went to my local auto mechanic to get some work done on my car and he had an entire calendar of lighthouse pictures up on the wall of his garage for the world to see, absolutely shameless Another business corrupted by Big Lighthouse. ---------------- |
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 11:39 |
vanisher posted:I mean, maybe a windmill gets involved somehow I don't know. That's sick you're sick ---------------- |
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 11:39 |
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The problem here is that since drones have become so affordable, lighthouse stock footage has completely flooded the market. Conservative estimates put the proportion of lighthouse stock footage to all other footage on earth at 77% by 2023 |
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Sorry Lowtax |
# ? Feb 27, 2018 13:52 |
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Mr. Lighthouse says, "FIGHT ME!" |
# ? Feb 27, 2018 13:57 |
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It's now a fighthouse. That's all we needed... |
# ? Feb 27, 2018 13:57 |
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BYOB: Home of the Fightin' Lighthouses. F'ouses for short. Or, as we call them up north, Plight Houses.
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 14:45 |
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i went to visit an iconic light house the other day, its 259 years old, the experience was powerful and rejuvenating
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 14:47 |
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treasure bear posted:i went to visit an iconic light house the other day, its 259 years old, the experience was powerful and rejuvenating Careful with that. Lighthouses feed on human emotion. Don't let the lighthouse know that you are happy, or it will attack.
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 14:50 |
At first I got really sick of the Wilhelm Lighthouse, but now its kind of a game I play to see how many movies it shows up in
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 15:43 |
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Dads Dip Cup posted:went to my local auto mechanic to get some work done on my car and he had an entire calendar of lighthouse pictures up on the wall of his garage for the world to see, absolutely shameless hosed up, the exploitation of lighthouses has caused more deaths in 2018 than any other cause as a lighthouse unionization advocate i say we should band together and get all the lighthouses to march on washington or like maybe just blink really hard in the direction of washington in morse code to spell out "E A T A S S"
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 15:44 |
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Idiot baby: duhhh i love to watch stock footage of the los angeles harbor lighthouse, dur4rr Me, a refined gentleman: I do quite enjoy personally visiting the Point Cabrillo lighthouse, a truly underappreciated masterpiece of the genre. I always film on location, drat the expense. The staff there know me quite well. |
# ? Feb 27, 2018 15:46 |
i hear you though op, every time in a movie someone's like "this map says the treasure is buried at the old light house" or "meet me at the lighthouse, where we can consummate our affair," or "qucik! to the light house!" or "i'm stuck by super glue to this lighthouse, where i will spend the next hour and a half fending off threats from animals and the elements while remembering scenes from my troubled marriage," i start to get tense
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 15:48 |
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content warning: lighthouse ahead . .. ... .... i was emotionally scarred by this lighthouse because it literally made me scream in terror and shake for approximately one hour after viewing this photograph; for god's sake i had a CHILD on my lap and these sikc basterds post this kind of filth on the internert for anyone to find
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 15:50 |
would you like to know a true Lighthouse Fact (tm)? Robert Louis Stevenson, author of Treasure Island was from a family of lighthouse engineers, and they expected him to carry on the family tradition, but he did not.
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 15:50 |
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i mean thank god, could you imagine his descriptions of a lighthouse in detail think about it
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 15:51 |
sorry if its politcially incorrect to say, but a lighthouse looks like a dick and balls to me. just my opinion. anyway, just like i wouldnt want to see the same dick and balls in every movie, i do not want to see the same light house in every movie
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 15:52 |
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what if it's a really good dick and balls tho like if you see a 22' lighthouse with two little cottages butted up against it i mean wouldn't you want to see that light strobing over and over and over
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 15:56 |
HotSoapyBeard posted:Sorry Lowtax that's one tiny rear end mug ---------------- |
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 15:56 |
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cda posted:that's one tiny rear end mug it's not an rear end mug it's a loving lighthouse you idiot
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 15:57 |
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i'm retroactively mad thinking about all the times I've been presented with stock footage of lighthouses but I don't watch a lot of movies so I didn't notice like a sucker, tricked by Big Light House but hey your kid and your dog are adorable, so it balances out
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 16:17 |
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cda posted:that's one tiny rear end mug Do I have a tiny mug(mug) or giant mug(face)? |
# ? Feb 27, 2018 16:21 |
hamjobs posted:content warning: lighthouse ahead ---------------- |
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 16:28 |
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Lowtax posted:PUT THAT IN SPOILER TAGS YOU poo poo CREATURE NICE MELTDOWN https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Feb 27, 2018 16:29 |
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suddenly horrified at the idea that the lighthouse in brand upon the brain might have been stock footage... i mean it's a central focus of the movie but the budget was so small that.... you know with clever editing and all... my god i need to sit down |
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Lowtax posted:PUT THAT IN SPOILER TAGS YOU poo poo CREATURE EXCUSE ME BUT poo poo CREATURE IS A SLUR WE PREFER THE TERM DUNG MONSTER OR LIGHTHOUSE APPRECIATOR
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Please, I think it's more likely that any "anger" you feel stems from the inadequacy felt by viewing the most noble of structures. Like selfless omega wolves, lighthouses stand vigilant, piercing the darkness with their guiding beacons. |
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