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I purchased the copyright to Das Kapital, so I earn a cool ten bux every time some pauper wants to read about how much I'm loving them.
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# ? Apr 9, 2018 18:54 |
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every Saturday my procurer procures for me a fresh, nubile young man still flush with the optimism and energy of youth, just so I can watch the thirst for life flicker and die inside of him as he realizes the power of wealth is absolute and the virtue of hard work and social mobility is but a sweet lie the unfortunate use to rock themselves to sleep at night. then I consume his gonads and intestines to prolong my own parasitic existence.
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# ? Apr 9, 2018 19:30 |
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originally I had to pay off or otherwise persuade their families into cooperation to avoid unpleasantness but in this enlightened age of permissive government my family lawyer can simply crush them between the cogs of the judicial system until the will to fight is wrung from them entirely
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# ? Apr 9, 2018 19:32 |
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The real value's in strap-on boot-straps.
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# ? Apr 9, 2018 19:32 |
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lol if you don't hack the world financial system and add a dozen zeros after all your balances.
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# ? Apr 9, 2018 19:35 |
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Hell Yeah posted:that's what you think op, but when i get back on my feet I'm going to BE RICH OFF OF MY FISH OIL MAIL ORDER BUSINESS. THAT'S RIGHT I'M GOING TO BE A SIX FIGURE MAN AND I WON'T HAVE TO EAT WITH THESE POORS AT THE NOODLES & CO. 20$ for a bowl of mac and cheese, i mean a poor has 20$ but that's a deluxe loving bowl of mac and cheese
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# ? Apr 9, 2018 20:01 |
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A Fancy Hat posted:Hard work is the only solution to poverty, you dumb-dumbs. Sid Vicious posted:I guess in a way I'm rich then no lol
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# ? Apr 9, 2018 20:04 |
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unpleasantly turgid posted:"paid" i guess this means you're rich, you have time to make jokes that I already made
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# ? Apr 9, 2018 20:13 |
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How do you even meet rich people? I don't know any as I am a poor.
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# ? Apr 9, 2018 20:42 |
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I think you are supposed to call out their names three times before a gold rimmed mirror, in complete darkness. Then they pop out and steal your assets.
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# ? Apr 9, 2018 20:53 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:The real value's in strap-on boot-straps. If you invent the better bootstrap, the world will beat a path to your door. You will create wealth and value in a place where before there was none. Then the internet will accuse you off hoarding and wish you were in a guillotine.
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# ? Apr 9, 2018 21:03 |
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Kuato posted:Demonachizer is a rich goon. He doesn’t post much anymore I don’t think. Too busy doing rich people poo poo to post. Demonachizer was a better poster when his posts were literally illegible
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# ? Apr 9, 2018 21:10 |
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Pawn 17 posted:lol if you don't hack the world financial system and add a dozen zeros after all your balances. Laugh out loud if you need to hack it to do that.
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# ? Apr 9, 2018 21:19 |
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"Wonder whats so bad about monday?" - Me, as I drive around without a care in the world around middle class neighborhoods so I can laugh at the poor thinking they are better than other slightly poorer people.
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# ? Apr 9, 2018 21:23 |
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White Phosphorus posted:Time is the most precious thing you have along with your healthy body. Selling time for money is basically rape. My time is completely worthless.
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# ? Apr 9, 2018 21:28 |
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Is a 'poo poo tone' like a 'brown note'?
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# ? Apr 9, 2018 23:36 |
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drilldo squirt posted:Just earned more than most peoples anual incomes from old investments while i smoked weed and masturbated last night. if you were truly wealthy some gold digger would be trying to jack ur sperm Only poors masturbate. Thread debunked.
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# ? Apr 10, 2018 00:30 |
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bring back the guillotine unironically
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# ? Apr 10, 2018 00:36 |
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ferroque posted:How do you even meet rich people? I don't know any as I am a poor. My sons bf is from his baseball team, traveling team poo poo not high school team, his dad owns a billion dollar company that is in trucking. Another friend took him on several trips to Colorado and Switzerland to snowboard. It’s bizarre how they live. Kids seem normal and mine just shrugs and says dads rich, so what. The Switzerland mofo took my kid to his first football game when I was out of town tho. It was in club press box poo poo so I can never live up again.
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# ? Apr 10, 2018 00:50 |
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Burt Sexual posted:The Switzerland mofo took my kid to his first football game when I was out of town tho. It was in club press box poo poo so I can never live up again. That's just wrong. Sue him for millions for spoiling your child.
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# ? Apr 10, 2018 04:11 |
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another gassed thread thanks to the gas master drilldo squirt
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# ? Apr 10, 2018 04:26 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc
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# ? Apr 10, 2018 04:45 |
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What kind of defective meatshoe has the jerky drawer on the foot side
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# ? Apr 10, 2018 04:47 |
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I’m gonna let you poors in on a little joke. It is literally impossible to pick yourself up by your bootstraps, leverage doesn’t work that way. The entire metaphor is a gag. Just like the literal version, it’s just not gonna happen.
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# ? Apr 10, 2018 06:36 |
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The Management posted:I’m gonna let you poors in on a little joke. It is literally impossible to pick yourself up by your bootstraps, leverage doesn’t work that way. The entire metaphor is a gag. Just like the literal version, it’s just not gonna happen. it worked for Ragged Dick, a totally real person who was not a fictional character and who is often cited as justification for policy by reactionaries in government, much like Jack Bauer or Batman
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# ? Apr 10, 2018 07:34 |
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pulling yourself up by the bootblacks
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# ? Apr 10, 2018 07:37 |
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I used to light my cigar with a burning 500€ bill, but now that I'm in serious money I only light it with a flame from a rocket that takes an automobile into space.
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# ? Apr 10, 2018 14:07 |
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Gone Fission posted:pulling yourself up by the bootblacks
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# ? Apr 10, 2018 14:07 |
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The Management posted:I’m gonna let you poors in on a little joke. It is literally impossible to pick yourself up by your bootstraps, leverage doesn’t work that way. The entire metaphor is a gag. Just like the literal version, it’s just not gonna happen. I bet Goku could do it he's strong as gently caress
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# ? Apr 10, 2018 15:33 |
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As a poor person I proudly identify with uncaring corporations. My Calvin peeing on a Chevy logo shows I support the ford corporation. Pfffft, Chevy.
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# ? Apr 10, 2018 16:18 |
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ferroque posted:How do you even meet rich people? I don't know any as I am a poor. watch the next time an employee or servant tries accidentally "humanizes" themselves to an owner with a personal anecdote about how their life is hard because money isn't just a magic trick for them. the owner's eyes will glaze over and you can see the psychological suppression reaction take over TenementFunster fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Apr 10, 2018 |
# ? Apr 10, 2018 21:50 |
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as a rich person i laugh out loud because i buy the same tacky poo poo as poor people but just more of it
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# ? Apr 10, 2018 22:47 |
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curlys gold posted:as a rich person i laugh out loud because i buy the same tacky poo poo as poor people but just more of it
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soy posted:Just get rich enough so you don’t have to stress about survival, everything past that is diminishing returns. Bit of a difference between "I have a moderate emergency fund and a decent salary" and "I never have to work and can do whatever I want, wherever I want, for the rest of my life with absolutely no limitations"
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