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Testikles posted:What would the Founding Fathers have thought?
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Testikles posted:What would the Founding Fathers have thought? they were mad because no tea
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Apr 14, 2018 04:30
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Vato posted:I just hope y'all know what the Veep is up to, too. Horse tape IS real
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Apr 14, 2018 04:33
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I'm torn because I want it to be real but I have no desire to actually watch it. I think Black Mirror scarred me for life
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Apr 14, 2018 04:37
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I'd watch it, for research purposes, while two Russian hookers piss on me and I piss on the face of a male hooker who is wearing a Trump mask.
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Apr 14, 2018 16:37
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The piss tape was one of the best things 4chan schemed up during the elections to troll the media, but on the other hand they (and the Russians) spurred the creation r/the_donald and all the white boy Trump worshiping. The piss tape isn't real, but if everyone thinks it is, that's good enough.
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Apr 14, 2018 16:40
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NoBajaj posted:The piss tape was one of the best things 4chan schemed up during the elections to troll the media, but on the other hand they (and the Russians) spurred the creation r/the_donald and all the white boy Trump worshiping. The piss tape isn't real, but if everyone thinks it is, that's good enough. If you like 4chan so much go back there . Piss tape real until proven otherwise.
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Apr 14, 2018 18:49
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Turns out the piss tape is half an hour of trying to pee with an enlarged prostate.
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Apr 14, 2018 18:55
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Pawn 17 posted:Turns out the piss tape is half an hour of trying to pee with an enlarged prostate. In that case feel free to lurk in my bushes tomorrow morning
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Apr 14, 2018 20:13
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 Crosspostin cuz lol thread doesn't share my highly sophisticated taste in the telly telly.
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Apr 14, 2018 20:39
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VikingSkull posted:Hillary Clinton 
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Apr 14, 2018 20:40
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Pawn 17 posted:Turns out the piss tape is half an hour of trying to pee with an enlarged prostate. I was taking a poo poo at work the other day and some old dude came in and was doing this at the urinal and grunting really painfully. I couldn't continue making GBS threads until he was done basically giving me a horrifying listen into the terrifying future of my aging dick and balls.
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Apr 14, 2018 21:15
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is it really a tape tho wouldnt it be like the piss .mp4 file
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Apr 14, 2018 21:17
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it's 100% real and i don't want to associate with people who don't believe
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Apr 14, 2018 21:22
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I think it’s more likely a flash memory card or 70mm reel or digital storage vs an actual video tape. That’s the part I don’t think is real. 
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Apr 14, 2018 21:28
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I voted yes, but to be fair I’m masturbating 24/7.
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Apr 14, 2018 22:00
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I feel like this is a perfect opportunity for the porno parody industry to make some dough. “This Ain’t The Russian Piss Tape” would be the biggest seller since “This Ain’t Seinfeld.”
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Apr 14, 2018 23:32
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i have little good to say about *that guy* but i kind of doubt this one guys sory
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Apr 14, 2018 23:37
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Your username checks out at least
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Apr 15, 2018 00:01
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I think it’s more likely a flash memory card or 70mm reel or digital storage vs an actual video tape. That’s the part I don’t think is real.
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Apr 15, 2018 02:40
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CannonFodder posted:I'm certain he didn't pay these ladies, he never pays his contractors. Yeah he makes them clock out to piss probably the awful tyrant. 
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Apr 15, 2018 03:15
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The piss tape is real and the worst part is that Trump neither requested nor enjoyed it. He was in Moscow, and Putin's people wined him, dined him, then said, "we have a special surprise for you!" They led him to a hotel room, told him, "Y'know, the Obamas slept in this bed." Then they brought in the hookers and had them pee all over it while Trump awkwardly watched. The Russians probably said something like, "You like?" and Trump probably tried to force a smile and said something like, "That's certainly something!" while trying not to offend them. He had no idea there was a tape until Buzzfeed posted the Steele Dossier. Now he's consumed by the all encompassing fear that the tape will surface and everyone will think he's a pee-freak when it was just an awkward situation where the Russians surprised him with pee and he didn't enjoy it, but didn't say anything because he didn't want to seem "square." As if that wasn't bad enough, Melania is actually into watersports and has been trying to get Donald to let her piss in his mouth for over a decade. Trump's afraid that if the pee tape comes out, there's no way he can convince Melania that he's NOT into piss and she's gonna make him let her piss in his mouth, but he's really, really not into piss because he's a germaphobe.
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Apr 15, 2018 04:40
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The piss tape is real, I've seen it, It's everything you think it is and more.
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Apr 15, 2018 04:42
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It's weird to think about how if it's not real, who the gently caress comes up with that kind of rumor? I guess it would be considered a success because here we are, still taking about it.
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Apr 15, 2018 04:51
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LabyaMynora posted:The piss tape is real and the worst part is that Trump neither requested nor enjoyed it. source ur quotes
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Apr 15, 2018 04:55
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The pissed ape is real.
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Apr 15, 2018 05:02
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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:It's weird to think about how if it's not real, who the gently caress comes up with that kind of rumor? Maybe it was David Cameron, in the hope it would make people forget he hosed a pig.
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Apr 15, 2018 12:34
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despite attempts to discredit him, every other piece of intel steele has released has been good. it gets real weird though when people start going on about how trump should release the piss tape, as if he has any access to it at all. it's not like the realest object ever to exist was filmed by his request.
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Apr 15, 2018 14:25
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hopefully it is real, and if so i'll be jerkin it in celebration that our republic didn't corrupt itself by using the fbi to cover up political hacks and trying to take down a rightfully elected president
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Apr 15, 2018 14:35
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I really don't want to watch a man pissing whether it's on a woman, a toilet, and even the constitution. That said, I don't think it would make a big deal on the dude's presidency. Someone just needs to slap the keyboard out of his hands.
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Apr 15, 2018 15:14
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Salty Josh posted:I really don't want to watch a man pissing whether it's on a woman, a toilet, and even the constitution. Oh it's not HIM doing the pissing.
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Apr 15, 2018 15:22
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piss is stored inside the president of the united states balls
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Apr 15, 2018 15:23
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Big Beef City posted:Oh it's not HIM doing the pissing. Oh.
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Apr 15, 2018 15:24
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Hell Yeah posted:piss is stored inside the president of the united states balls Actually, it's stored in the ovaries of several russian prostitutes.
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Apr 15, 2018 16:02
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Bajaj posted:The piss tape was one of the best things 4chan schemed up during the elections to troll the media, but on the other hand they (and the Russians) spurred the creation r/the_donald and all the white boy Trump worshiping. The piss tape isn't real, but if everyone thinks it is, that's good enough. Self-ownage is really all they're good for. Like when they convinced themselves that the guy who punched that nazi was a dead scat porn artist or whatever, and 1) revealed they like the poo and 2) thought that would make the nazi look better???
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Apr 15, 2018 16:09
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The piss tape is stored in the orbs
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Apr 15, 2018 16:30
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ill try but after a decade of watching piss tapes it's probably not good enough
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voted loving ban op for no checkbox
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:despite attempts to discredit him, every other piece of intel steele has released has been good. it gets real weird though when people start going on about how trump should release the piss tape, as if he has any access to it at all. it's not like the realest object ever to exist was filmed by his request. Part of the problem is people treating the dossier as anything other than what it is, which is is raw intel. Raw intel hasn’t been heavily verified or checked out so it’s a healthy mix of good and bad intel. So it wouldn’t be any surprise, and it wouldn’t reflect poorly on Steele, if the piss tape was one of the rumors in that latter category. Fortunately however, it is realer than you or I, and carries more power than even the constitution of the United States. He who controls the tape, controls the world.
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