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You jerkin it to the piss tape?
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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
When the piss tape (which is real) comes out will you jerk off to it? Not necessarily out of it being erotic, but it could be. I would just because it would make me so happy to see it released that there would be nothing better than bringing my body to a shuddering orgasmic crescendo of pure joy while watching it.

It'll be the motherfucking beatific vision here on earth and I'm bouncing my balls into the stratosphere.

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VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
Hillary Clinton

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
Bengazi

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

BONE DOG posted:

When the piss tape (which is real) comes out will you jerk off to it? Not necessarily out of it being erotic, but it could be. I would just because it would make me so happy to see it released that there would be nothing better than bringing my body to a shuddering orgasmic crescendo of pure joy while watching it.

It'll be the motherfucking beatific vision here on earth and I'm bouncing my balls into the stratosphere.

Mr President thinks it is real

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
at least his wife does

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


The only real question is, when the tape comes out.... Will I stop?

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

gonna dual monitor the piss tape and the supposed quincy jones tape where the Clintons have a threesome with some other chick and then just jerk myself bloody

e: max clifford not quincy jones

Loden Taylor fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Apr 14, 2018

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

It's extremely real and good.
However after howling my god drat balls off years ago upon his retarded election I can no longer achieve an erection or ejaculate in any sense other than the other sense of the word, meaning an unexpected outbreak of emotion such as when I break into hearty lols at his downfall

Twin Infinitives
Sep 15, 2017

groot shit
for sure my man

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

The only real question is, when the tape comes out.... Will I stop?

probably not

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

VikingSkull posted:

Hillary Clinton

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
more like hellary clintdung

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
Goku, obviously.Will the piss tape include Stormy Daniels? Would.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Neutrino posted:

Goku, obviously.Will the piss tape include Stormy Daniels? Would.

No the piss tape includes now long dead underage Russian hookers

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
If it's subtitled I will be paying too much attention to the plot to wank.

Or too disturbed from reading "ooh daddy trump I pee here you like?"

CannonFodder fucked around with this message at 02:20 on Apr 14, 2018

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I won't masturbate in such a solemn moment OP

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Definitely going to charge my j/o crystal to it

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
I'm afraid there are no piss tapes. A gullible Christopher Steele got lied to by some Russian operatives.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
I pissed in the ocean while my wife was also in the ocean, solidarity with my president

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

let it mellow posted:

I pissed in the ocean while my wife was also in the ocean, solidarity with my president

Sounds like you and your wife may be into, watersports

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

let it mellow posted:

I pissed in the ocean while my wife was also in the ocean, solidarity with my president

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Remington Steele wouldn't have made that mistake.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

But what about her shemales?

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

The Dennis System posted:

Lex Steele wouldn't have made that mistake.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
Things are about to get super awkward for president Trump with all these piss tape memes on Facebook. As if they haven’t been awkward enough!

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


I mean, if he's getting hit in the face with a stream of piss that's so infected it squirts out like applesauce, yeah. Yeah.

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

I'm abstaining from voting, but I did want to say my grandma mentioned this to me today, and she found out about it from TV, so something is going on.
We both had a good laugh over it. She's almost 100.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
I won't know until I watch it.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
the piss tape is russian hookers pissing on a bed while a fat old man watches in the background. as far as watersports go, that's very tame. the idea of the piss tape is far more important than its contents.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

the piss tape is russian hookers pissing on a bed while a fat old man watches in the background. as far as watersports go, that's very tame. the idea of the piss tape is far more important than its contents.

But it’s the United States President. I can’t think of actual visual evidence of an American president doing something so wacky. It’s just so wacky. Almost bonkers.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

But it’s the United States President. I can’t think of actual visual evidence of an American president doing something so wacky. It’s just so wacky. Almost bonkers.
Well he wasn't President at the time, he was just visiting the same hotel room as the at the time current President and got some gifts from his Russian handlers of women that would piss on the bed the black President previously slept in.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

But it’s the United States President. I can’t think of actual visual evidence of an American president doing something so wacky. It’s just so wacky. Almost bonkers.

I saw one's head explode. Thats pretty wacky in its own right. Like he got whacked you know

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

I just hope y'all know what the Veep is up to, too.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
israel

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Vato posted:

I just hope y'all know what the Veep is up to, too.
Pence, much like Cheney, was born 55 years old.

Woden
May 6, 2006
It'll be like pre internet porn where you have a bunch of friends around to watch it, have a laugh and a few beers.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
im pissing right now and posting someone else pisss too and we can piss itt

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Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
What would the Founding Fathers have thought?

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