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Dallan Invictus posted:Scoring first and then conceding an away goal a minute later is a fine start down that road! Straight red card before halftime in the first leg, yep yep. This is actually a disappointingly prosaic way to lose this pretty easy tournament when compared to "game abandoned due to lightning while leading the away leg" or "concede last-minute winner on which the scorer breaks his leg" or "whatever the gently caress inspired Montreal to give up six goals and give Toronto the title on goal difference." I'm not sure it is possible to top those without literal deaths. Dallan Invictus fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Aug 9, 2018 |
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Holy poo poo, LAFC's clinching PK got saved.
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whypick1 posted:Holy poo poo, LAFC's clinching PK got saved. Is that the sound of keeper penalties I hear in the distance? edit: nope! Houston go through, Bob Bradley unfortunately won't be winning a double with TWO expansion teams twenty years apart.
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Aug 9, 2018 04:25
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US Open Cup Final: Philadelphia Union @ Houston Dynamo - September 26. For those curious: Houston plays @Orlando before, San Jose after. Philly plays KC before, @Columbus after.
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Dallan Invictus posted:This is actually a disappointingly prosaic way to lose this pretty easy tournament okay I lied Secret Agent Doneil Henry is definitely up there Guess we have to win at BMO next week GREAT JOB EVERYONE GOLD STAR
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Dallan Invictus posted:okay I lied Secret Agent Doneil Henry is definitely up there I feel for you but at the same time lmao Don’t forget “lost the first ever time it came down to penalties,” you got that going too Poonior Toilett fucked around with this message at 02:53 on Aug 10, 2018 |
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Oh do not get me wrong it is intensely funny, gallows humour is extremely my jam and some of that comes out in performative angst. I'm used to this really, Spurs are my PL team so between the two of them if I could not shrug this sort of thing off with laughter I would have quit watching the sport LONG ago and taken up a less stressful vice like cocaine.
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TwoStepBoog posted:AND apparently a Portland player called Dio the n-word during the match. That investigation wrapped up, inconclusive.
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Second leg of the Canadian Championship tonight at 7:30 local time.
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Edward Mass posted:Second leg of the Canadian Championship tonight at 7:30 local time. i'll be there, howling incoherently into the wind
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Probably the most important game Toronto FC is going to play until 2019. 
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Gutsy move by Vancouver starting Henry lol
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Azerban posted:i'll be there, howling incoherently into the wind I'll be here, pre-emptively drinking to forget (no thanks to TSN, who were at least kind enough to provide a trigger warning and a commercial break before jumping into the retrospectives). Reince Penis posted:Gutsy move by Vancouver starting Henry lol You haven't met our other central defenders, I see.
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Aug 16, 2018 00:39
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Aug 16, 2018 01:00
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gio header lol
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I hope all you fans of American teams appreciate the favour we're all doing you by keeping Toronto in the Champions League every year. (gg, see you next year, kinda curious how this tournament will look next year with the CPL teams involved)
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There you have it, Vancouver’s latest Voyageurs Cup disgrace, a Jozy hat trick smh
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Jermaine Dildoe posted:There you have it, Vancouver’s latest Voyageurs Cup disgrace, a Jozy hat trick smh I'm mostly pissed because we would have won on Saturday if Jozy hadn't gotten that red at 11' with him in this kind of form. But tonight was still a lot of fun.
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Houston vs. Philadelphia tonight! ESPN2.
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Houston out to an early lead just to spite all the neutrals rooting for The Process (soccer edition).
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Get absolutely hosed Philly, what an OG lol
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Joe Willis is gonna lift a trophy. 
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WE WON THE CUP THE ONLY CUP THAT MATTERS SEASON OVER
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Sep 27, 2018 03:00
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Lol we have no business being champions of anything this year.
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DC Naranja Clap clap Clap clap clap clap
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Also this is the third cup final in a row the Union have made and lost, right?
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Your Boy Fancy posted:Also this is the third cup final in a row the Union have made and lost, right? No, but to your delight the last five losers have been Philly x3, New England, and the New York/New Jersey Red Bull Stars.
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Man, they really are my team's slightly more competent American twin.
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So many Latin American flags wrapped around players on the stage to lift the US Open Cup. Then as they take the trophy for a lap around the stadium, the music blaring over the stadium speakers is a mariachi cover of "We Are The Champions" Sometimes I love my city.
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I won't deny I wanted Philly to win but Houston could be a Montreal-esque CCL surprise next year so I can't complain. They have the CONCACAF nature like that Impact team did, they could go far.
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I don't even want to be a Montreal-esque surprise. Houston has its own pedigree in CCC and CCL. We were the first MLS team to get a result in Mexico back in 2008 and , had the away goals rule been in effect during CCC, we would have beaten one of the best teams in Mexican league history in Pachuca in 2007. Cominic Kinnear placed very little priority on international games (and US Open Cup games for that matter). I'm excited to see what a team full of Central and South American players are capable of with a coach who is interested in making a proper run at this tournament.
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