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ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

destroy the anglosphere tbqh

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Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Office Pig posted:

destroy the anglosphere tbqh

no don't hurt the hobbits

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Dreddout posted:

Why stop there?

England should take responsibility for all it's settler colonies

Look lets just take it to its logical conclusion. Start nuking white people until the problems stop.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
JDPON can not be established as long as New Zealand exists

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

https://twitter.com/jucheguevara/status/1005526475519479808?s=21

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

Office Pig posted:

texas was its own country for ten year so, like, we're exempt from all this

new mexico and oklahoma, they're right there

Captain_Maclaine posted:

You, a Texan, a blustering dumbass: Texas was an independent state for nine whole years!
Me, a Vermonter, wiser than Solomon: Aw, how precious.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

zeal posted:

any solution to the American Problem is incomplete without the immolation of Canada, which has leaked its worst right wing grifters southward for years

they can continue to leak right wing grifters to the south, except now the south is a radioactive wasteland.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Dreddout posted:

Why stop there?

England should take responsibility for all it's settler colonies

i'm working under teh assumption the US would retaliate

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Jose posted:

yes lets kill the political and donor class but leave the theocracy class untouched

Now we're cooking with oil

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


I'm going to launch a nuclear missle at the United States of America.


This is threat is credible, and sincere.

The Kingfish has issued a correction as of 12:43 on Jun 11, 2018

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
If I log into the darkweb Onion can I buy a Trident sub with bitcoins? Asking for a friend

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Trident is the missile the sub is Dreadnaught

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
Oh I see, well this is my first time acquiring a nuke and I'm bound to goof up a few times

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
if we fire off all the nukes now then how will the stateless remnants of our navy raid commercial shipping lanes?

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 23 hours!
nah what you do is give everyone free first class tickets to The Lord God's MAGA summit for Free Speech and Bitcoin Billionaires or whatever out in the desert somewhere then just nuke that once everyone shows up. The people smart enough to not go can then just divide up the poo poo left behind.

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded
Please strap a large red high heeled shoe to the front of a nuke and then drop it onto my balls as I lie naked spread eagled across america

The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

deep web creep posted:

nah what you do is give everyone free first class tickets to The Lord God's MAGA summit for Free Speech and Bitcoin Billionaires or whatever out in the desert somewhere then just nuke that once everyone shows up. The people smart enough to not go can then just divide up the poo poo left behind.

Oh that? It's called Davos.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
you can't hug your children with nuclear arms, op

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

make sure you do new york city twice over, I'll take the hit for the team, this place is bad and getting worse

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Over Easy posted:

make sure you do new york city twice over, I'll take the hit for the team, this place is bad and getting worse

Lol if you think NYC is only getting nuked twice in the event of thermonuclear war

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
An aging Williamsburg hipster and a San Jose cholo, frantically tussling in the mud over a surplus Soviet nuclear warhead, determined that their own city be the one to be wiped off the face of the world, thereby saving America and the world from certain doom

Somebody pitch this to Hideo Kojima

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

can't we get anyone better looking to mud wrestle for nukes

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Dreddout posted:

Lol if you think NYC is only getting nuked twice in the event of thermonuclear war

I said do it twice, not nuke it twice

I mean do full scale thermonuclear Armageddon on this shitheap

then do it again

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Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

Triangle Shirt Factotum posted:

Oh that? It's called Davos.

If a bomb went off in Davos a solid majority would be happy?? Who are the real extremists?? Makes you think

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