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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Britain is a failure anyway and brexit is going to destroy us and we're responsible for america so I think our government should do the only decent thing and mercy suicide murder america with nukes

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1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
oh man, i don't know how to tell you this

britain never had nukes

reagan sold you guys some duds in the 70s and it's not like british science ever really moved past the steam engine, how could they tell one way or the other

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
I hope Jezza gets rid of the nuclear arsenal by dropping it off at Washington DC.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

You're never gonna get a better use out of those Trident missiles. This American says: go for it.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Can we keep it to Washington D.C., Silicon Valley, and Manhattan island though

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Taintrunner posted:

Can we keep it to Washington D.C., Silicon Valley, and Manhattan island though

absolutely not

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Nuking all the biggest cities going down the list by population size is the fairest way to do it imo.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Taintrunner posted:

Can we keep it to Washington D.C., Silicon Valley, and Manhattan island though

yes lets kill the political and donor class but leave the theocracy class untouched

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
any solution to the American Problem is incomplete without the immolation of Canada, which has leaked its worst right wing grifters southward for years

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


Jose posted:

yes lets kill the political and donor class but leave the theocracy class untouched

they'll just think it was angry daggers from god and pray for forgiveness

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
agreed op

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

you can't just go nuking willy-nilly you need a strategy

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos

Jose posted:

yes lets kill the political and donor class but leave the theocracy class untouched

Those guys are so spread out that the tonnage needed to wipe them out would cause a worldwide nuclear winter.

I'm not saying don't do it.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Office Pig posted:

you can't just go nuking willy-nilly you need a strategy

Willy Nilly has it coming

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ibnHGWR9pU

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Nuking all the biggest cities going down the list by population size is the fairest way to do it imo.

:wrong:

that's just encouraging CHUD ville suburbs which arent technically part of a city due to whiteflighting and putting in laws againt bigcity annexation like pittsburg is small but surrounded by much more chuddy flights

so like the only places that will exist is whitefish, montana. you need to start by ascending so all the conservatives die out first and maybe enough people left in nyc/dc/sf will vote to surrender after all thbe gop is dead

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Xaris posted:

:wrong:

that's just encouraging CHUD ville suburbs which arent technically part of a city due to whiteflighting and putting in laws againt bigcity annexation like pittsburg is small but surrounded by much more chuddy flights

so like the only places that will exist is whitefish, montana. you need to start by ascending so all the conservatives die out first and maybe enough people left in nyc/dc/sf will vote to surrender after all thbe gop is dead

Whoever you don't kill off is going to have to live in a Mad Max hellscape where they'll have to contend with cannibal mutants just for scraps of food. A quick death by thermonuclear hellfire is a mercy.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
should probably hit Israel too

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Agreed.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
France should help also, as we share responsibility for helping rebels take over the british colonies and create the us

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
that is a good suggestion op and i hope your idiot leader listens

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
:d2a:

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Kurtofan posted:

France should help also, as we share responsibility for helping rebels take over the british colonies and create the us

The UK only has so many nukes. Stop trying to divy it up to lessen the righteous justice America deserves.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
come on macron, be useful for once you piece of poo poo

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

texas was its own country for ten year so, like, we're exempt from all this

new mexico and oklahoma, they're right there

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

I can't believe I misread that post and thought it was asking for France to be justifiably nuked.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i'd suggest chemical and biological weapons instead op

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

i'd suggest chemical and biological weapons instead op

maybe poison the worlds supply of ranch dressing

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

Office Pig posted:

texas was its own country for ten year so, like, we're exempt from all this

texas gets double nuked, starting with the fuckin alamo

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

I can't believe I misread that post and thought it was asking for France to be justifiably nuked.

we do deserve to get nuked tbf

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

Office Pig posted:

texas was its own country for ten year so, like, we're exempt from all this

You, a Texan, a blustering dumbass: Texas was an independent state for nine whole years!
Me, a Vermonter, wiser than Solomon: Aw, how precious.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Kurtofan posted:

we do deserve to get nuked tbf

What if we all get together and just nuke the whole Global North?

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

What if we all get together and just nuke the whole Global North?

well what about the aussies. they have to die

Metal Cat
Dec 25, 2017
Posting in a FVEY-monitored thread

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
lets make on the beach real

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Michael Bayleaf posted:

well what about the aussies. they have to die

"Global North" isn't strictly speaking a geographic delineation, but an imperialist one :eng101:

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
goon project

Huragok
Sep 14, 2011
Hello DHS agents

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

gonna start harvesting rainwater for my colossal underground tank

if u think capitalism won't survive the nuclear apocalypse, then you're not prepared for the crisp refreshing taste of aqua cola :smugdog:

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

zeal posted:

any solution to the American Problem is incomplete without the immolation of Canada, which has leaked its worst right wing grifters southward for years
Why stop there?

England should take responsibility for all it's settler colonies

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