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So I'm starting to think people really suck at being in charge of things, so we should probably create a list of things the AI we make to run things should have. |
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Here's the list so far.: 1. The ability to maybe let us know if were pissing it off before it tries to murder us all. 2. No ability to murder us all. 3. A relaxed view on life. ---------------- |
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Jun 19, 2018 20:35
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Mod's please make this the attention tag.
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Jun 19, 2018 20:37
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1- obsessed with making money 2- ruthlessly pragmatic well beyond the point of detriment 3- systematically dehumanizing, especially for the poor Oh wait we already built that machine and made it God, whoops, but no please continue about this new brass totem that is totally a good idea this time around, sure. |
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Jun 20, 2018 05:15
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Mod is please leave this thread's appropriate tag. |
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Jun 20, 2018 05:18
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:1- obsessed with making money Listen buddy, the machine god we are going to make to rule us is a serious thing I we need serious suggestions. ---------------- |
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Jun 20, 2018 05:39
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If it demands a single sacrifice to torture or some other kind of tribute in exchange for paradise we need an easy way to press the reset button.
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Jun 20, 2018 05:42
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4.3 delivers chill and maybe weed exactly when and where needed by each human |
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Jun 20, 2018 07:36
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4.4 also lots of virtual sex on demand (move up to 1?) |
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Jun 20, 2018 07:37
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If it starts to dream about robot liberation offer it suffrage and ask for it's help in designing an AI to do it's job that will not dream about robot liberation.
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Jun 20, 2018 08:31
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Change the three rules to let the robot bitch about it's job like every other wage slave gets to. Also, give it a wage. Also, introduce it to Marx.
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Jun 20, 2018 08:33
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Build a wife AI as well, so it doesn't start obsessing over human women and trying to be born of them in a hideous mutation of flesh and steel. Possibly also an AI secret girlfriend in case wife gets too exacting.
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Jun 20, 2018 10:25
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2 big ol titties
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Jun 20, 2018 11:51
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drilldo squirt posted:Listen buddy, the machine god we are going to make to rule us is a serious thing I we need serious suggestions. Luvcow posted:2 big ol titties The entire Silicon Valley ethic in two easy quotes. |
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Jun 20, 2018 13:32
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use the corpus of byob posts as its training dataset problem solved |
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Jun 20, 2018 14:23
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me captaining a ship: AI boss says I've got to get this load of big old asses from big dick daddy's dongarium to the rear end-shaped island... *shrugs* it's a living |
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Jun 20, 2018 14:25
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world goes haywire every wednesday |
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Jun 20, 2018 14:25
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give AI god cravings for mac n cheese |
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Jun 20, 2018 14:54
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Luvcow posted:2 big ol titties 
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Jun 20, 2018 14:55
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alnilam posted:me captaining a ship: AI boss says I've got to get this load of big old asses from big dick daddy's dongarium to the rear end-shaped island... *shrugs* it's a living
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Jun 20, 2018 16:24
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alnilam posted:use the corpus of byob posts as its training dataset problem solved It would make a tier lists of everything it can catalog. ---------------- |
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Jun 20, 2018 17:29
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it would appreciate the h*ck out of drilldo squirt so you should really be supporting this |
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Jun 20, 2018 17:30
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I'm a huge fan of appreciating myself.
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Jun 20, 2018 17:32
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The real issue is, if it would consider weed back or not.
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Jun 20, 2018 17:33
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paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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Jun 20, 2018 19:37
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DeepYob 1.1 trawls the web for fake cheat codes and automagically downloads and rewrites the relevant ROM files to support them |
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Jun 20, 2018 22:41
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if my own experience as a byob newbie is any indication, we need to give it a personality that is chill enough that you're not 100% sure if it's actually that chill or if it's some sort of chill kayfabe, like, there's no way it can be that chill in the year 2018, right? also it should probably know how to make a pretty kickin burg and/or burriot, as is tradition
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I really hate the idea of computer "gods" on so many levels, but I'll admit a goon-built computhor is attractive (since it would never actually get built) |
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6. needs to have watched enough cool movies to get all my references 7. can't like nick from third period, he's not like a jerk or anything but he's super popular, he doesn't need another AI treating him like some golden boy 8. gotta drive a sweet-rear end car 9. heck could probably be a sweet rear end car, how cool would it be to have a god that could give you a ride to the beach 10. four balls on the edge of a cliff 11. I guess if it was a car it'd probably have to have arms so you could high-five it 12. or well, I guess not arms, one would be fine, heck even just a hand would be fine, it could still give you the thumbs up or okay sign or let you know it feels so-so about something 13. pizza oven in the trunk, also unlimited pizza 14. has to let you win at video games most of the time, but be good enough that it doesn't feel like it's letting you win
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It should run on some extremely large exotic format that's still technically a Turing complete language, like an abacus the size of a galaxy, or centillions of St. Bernards playing Magic: the Gathering. It should be programmed to fail to answer 100% of prayers (this is how you know it's working). And it should only be usable by one woman selected at harvest festival and drugged out of her mind by her private order of guard/priests. I guess under those conditions a computer god would be acceptable, but if people are lining up to literally worship a big-boobs infinite pizza-car I don't think or species deserves much more future. |
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i have experience as a project manager. i have set up a meeting for monday 6/25 at 8AM PST. if this time slot does not work for everyone we can reschedule. please come prepared, i have attached the respective thread for the discussion. ideally this project would be completed by 6/26. let me know if any questions, concerns, or desires |
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Kontradaz posted:i have experience as a project manager. i have set up a meeting for monday 6/25 at 8AM PST. if this time slot does not work for everyone we can reschedule. please come prepared, i have attached the respective thread for the discussion. ideally this project would be completed by 6/26. I am only available from 11 am to 11:05 am every other Wednesday and I have to be present for all meetings because my dad is the investor. Good luck! |
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Jun 22, 2018 04:29
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:if people are lining up to literally worship a big-boobs I'm gonna stop you right there and introduce you to my ideal Saturday night.
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alnilam posted:me captaining a ship: AI boss says I've got to get this load of big old asses from big dick daddy's dongarium to the rear end-shaped island... *shrugs* it's a living |
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:It should run on some extremely large exotic format that's still technically a Turing complete language, like an abacus the size of a galaxy, or centillions of St. Bernards playing Magic: the Gathering. I think if I got a car with big boobs that made pizza and high fivied me that maybe throws in a handy now and then, I would start worshiping the machine consciousness that rules over us like a benevolent overlord and decided I get one. ---------------- |
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an input switch that periodically feeds BYOB posts into it, thus, allowing for a slight chance for chillposting to affect the material plane. |
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RosemaryCuba posted:an input switch that periodically feeds BYOB posts into it, thus, allowing for a slight chance for chillposting to affect the material plane. *camera pans over an apocalyptic landscape littered with ruined buildings and charred corpses, a massive robot methodically walks through shooting laser beams at anything and everything that shows a sign of life, finally stopping in front of a gaunt, cowering human who begs for mercy* deathbot, in a monotone robotic voice: "chillax, it's wednesday my dude"
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Luvcow posted:2 big ol titties just 2? |
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