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Putty posted:Traveling to Central America in order to get transformative surgery on my entire body. Removal of my arms and legs. Permanent enlargement of my butt, rear end in a top hat, and large intestines. Stuffing my ribcage like a thanksgiving turkey with the large intestines of various cows and bovine and having them surgically attached to my own. Permanent removal of all my teeth and permanent irreversible welding of a metal pipe to my throat for optimal feeding of mexican baked beans. Reattachment of my arms, legs, and other bones to act as support for my body and rear end in a top hat to point at the sky. Permanent mixing of my stomach acid with gunpowder and various caustic chemicals fed into my body via belly button. Electric prongs permanently shock and burn my brain to turn off all instinct, reason, and emotion that is not farting. Letting loose of a great echoing smelly brown poo fart so cataclysmic, so stinky, so vile, such a tremendous burst of potential rear end energy, that anything within five miles is sent to another loving dimension. This does not penetrate the ozone layer. What tf this was my plan u son of a BTCHC
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Putty posted:Traveling to Central America in order to get transformative surgery on my entire body. Removal of my arms and legs. Permanent enlargement of my butt, rear end in a top hat, and large intestines. Stuffing my ribcage like a thanksgiving turkey with the large intestines of various cows and bovine and having them surgically attached to my own. Permanent removal of all my teeth and permanent irreversible welding of a metal pipe to my throat for optimal feeding of mexican baked beans. Reattachment of my arms, legs, and other bones to act as support for my body and rear end in a top hat to point at the sky. Permanent mixing of my stomach acid with gunpowder and various caustic chemicals fed into my body via belly button. Electric prongs permanently shock and burn my brain to turn off all instinct, reason, and emotion that is not farting. Letting loose of a great echoing smelly brown poo fart so cataclysmic, so stinky, so vile, such a tremendous burst of potential rear end energy, that anything within five miles is sent to another loving dimension. This does not penetrate the ozone layer. reminds me of https://soundcloud.com/dirtypotter/dirty-the-pooh-and-the-hundred#t=13:36
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