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goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


getting pounded by a thick cock in my rear end, to prove that homosexuality is a choice, to own the libs

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EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
Sounds like you should start a blog tbqh.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Same

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean
not now Trump Train

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
this aint a hilarious news story


gently caress you

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
peepee in the shower is ok but youre an animal if you doodoo in there

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
isn't this just milo's shtick? the whole "if you ignore everything we actually stand for we're way more tolerant that the libs" thing?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

https://twitter.com/TurdyMcFergy/status/1016019010012491779

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Deadbeat Poetry posted:

peepee in the shower is ok but youre an animal if you doodoo in there

someone's never heard of the waffle stomp

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Voted 1, was expecting a video, like the one of a guy blowing his own leg off.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

hope you have really good aim op.

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
Make sure you don't go off half cocked.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

the left is getting very very racist this year

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
a chud who fart in he own mouth to own the libs. a shameful chud

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


someones walking along the sidewalk. its my liberal neighbor, and i immediately go upt o him and start exhaling my stale whiskey breath forcefully in his face like an ape to show him once and for all that carbon dioxide isn't harmful

Tane
Feb 27, 2005

the guy holding the sign needs to show us his dick or gtfo

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
defining my reality by the libs to own the libs

contemplating samsara to own the libs

giving my doggies big scratches and belly rubs to own the libs

purchasing libs to own the libs

replacing my oval office with a tarantula to own the libs

Kyron
Aug 6, 2013

I wanna see some dick and balls on the ground from someone AR-15ing himself god dammit!!!

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i already own all the libs op. there are none left for you.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
im nullo as heck

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
losing my grasp on shared reality to own the libs

voyaging far from the placid islands of human ignorance into the black seas of infinity to own the libs

forgetting myself as I sink into the bottomless depths of my own consciousness where towering forgotten terrors lurk to own the libs

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


i got surgery to enable me to pee out my butt on account of i have a smooth patcch where my dick and balls used to be, triggering the libs in the men's room by pulling down my pants all the way and squatting over the urinal

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
speaking in dreams to the shadows that rest beyond the stars to own the libs

hastening humanity's transition from this world to the world that is yet to come to own the libs

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Cubone posted:

losing my grasp on shared reality to own the libs

voyaging far from the placid islands of human ignorance into the black seas of infinity to own the libs

forgetting myself as I sink into the bottomless depths of my own consciousness where towering forgotten terrors lurk to own the libs

Cubone, come back

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you

goethe.cx posted:

someone's never heard of the waffle stomp

shameful animals

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AESukKMJYBM

lilbeanbear
Jun 30, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
I'm a libral. Do you want to own me?

Daddy, own me.

DISCO KING
Oct 30, 2012

STILL
TRYING
TOO
HARD
Being polite in a lib safe space to own the libs

Having a coal and gun oriented safe space to own the libs

Having two ordained wives to own gay libs

Buying medical weed to start a rural bonfire to own the libs

DISCO KING fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Jul 8, 2018

lilbeanbear
Jun 30, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Napoleon Bonaparty posted:

Being polite in a lib safe space to own the libs

Having a coal and gun oriented safe space to own the libs

Having two ordained wives to own gay libs

Buying medical weed to start a rural bonfire to own the libs

Are both wives priests or something?

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
getting elected democrat president 2020 to own the libs

DISCO KING
Oct 30, 2012

STILL
TRYING
TOO
HARD
Listen if you can find a better way to have two wives then let me know okay?

lilbeanbear
Jun 30, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Napoleon Bonaparty posted:

Listen if you can find a better way to have two wives then let me know okay?

Be a mormon in mexico.

I hope this helps you!

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

DISCO KING posted:

Listen if you can find a better way to have two wives then let me know okay?

have one sit on the other's shoulders, in a big trench-weddingdress

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

lilbeanbear posted:

Be a mormon in mexico.

I hope this helps you!

wow, what an odd way of telling someone to go to hell

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
gonna put on a flag shirt and maga hat and impale my butthole on a flag pole and then scream at the libs to stand with respect as i sing the national anthem at a browns game

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Engaging in a ddlg relationship with my boyfriend to own the libs, daddy

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Traveling to Central America in order to get transformative surgery on my entire body. Removal of my arms and legs. Permanent enlargement of my butt, rear end in a top hat, and large intestines. Stuffing my ribcage like a thanksgiving turkey with the large intestines of various cows and bovine and having them surgically attached to my own. Permanent removal of all my teeth and permanent irreversible welding of a metal pipe to my throat for optimal feeding of mexican baked beans. Reattachment of my arms, legs, and other bones to act as support for my body and rear end in a top hat to point at the sky. Permanent mixing of my stomach acid with gunpowder and various caustic chemicals fed into my body via belly button. Electric prongs permanently shock and burn my brain to turn off all instinct, reason, and emotion that is not farting. Letting loose of a great echoing smelly brown poo fart so cataclysmic, so stinky, so vile, such a tremendous burst of potential rear end energy, that anything within five miles is sent to another loving dimension. This does not penetrate the ozone layer.

Owning the libs and loving it.

Putty fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Jul 10, 2018

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Deadbeat Poetry posted:

peepee in the shower is ok but youre an animal if you doodoo in there

vincentpricesboner
Sep 3, 2006

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Pretty much all the conservative stuff is super gay and thats ok. You don't need to be ironic about it.

Cops. Gay.
Military. NAVY. Super gay
Cowboys. Gay.

Its all good.

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Dorothy Lynch
Jul 3, 2018
posting bad to own the libs

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