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- get abs - piss on Reagan's grave - visit Egypt - sex another dude - MMF threesome - MMM threesome - Live to read the last A Song of Ice and Fire books (Ahahaha this will never happen) - pet some rad cats - piss on my brother's grave - get married, have kids, get old, and die
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1) Get some coffee
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Jul 10, 2018 14:27
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Ok, I set the bar way too low.
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Jul 10, 2018 14:27
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low bars are the key to happiness. I want to die unloved and alone. 
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Jul 10, 2018 15:29
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My list so far: - white pickle bucket from a hamburger stand -Orange Home Depot bucket -tin bucket like miners used to use as lunch pails -sand bucket for the beach (red w/yellow handle)
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Jul 10, 2018 15:37
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King of Bees posted:My list so far: Nice those are some quality buckets
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Jul 10, 2018 23:10
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King of Bees posted:My list so far: Pssshhh good luck on the last one, those things have been pastels for years. 
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Jul 11, 2018 00:04
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King of Bees posted:My list so far: Sounds good. You may also want to consider a blue bucket from Lowes. They're pretty sweet IMO
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Jul 11, 2018 04:24
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*' knock the hat off a Texas Ranger (not a MLB player). After I'm revived I'll apologize & plead fabulous * take a giant poo poo in a Catholic Church confession box * throw a boomerang properly * Set up a fireman pole from behind a fake bookcase to take me from my bedroom to my man cave/jacuzzi/wet bar * learn to play the bagpipes * setup a zip line from my bedroom to a treehouse, that then zips me to my pool * learn to build a throne/lifeguard chair to have by my pool while I smoke my cigars & sip mojitos trough retirement * raise giant tortoises like a Galapagos or an Aldabra. Just to watch 500pd animals march across my property, eat, play in the turtle pool, gently caress each other & maybe they'll make me a grandpappy. * go to church dressed head to toe as a Roman Legionaire where I will loudly notice that this place has too many Christians & not enough lions * learn to throw a javelin properly
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Jul 12, 2018 02:52
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GORILLA BASTARD posted:* raise giant tortoises like a Galapagos or an Aldabra. Just to watch 500pd animals march across my property, eat, play in the turtle pool, gently caress each other & maybe they'll make me a grandpappy. My dad was a mail carrier to an unincorporated town next to ours, and he delivered mail to this house with a giant tortoise just in the front yard. One day the tortoise got out and boy was that a day.
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Jul 12, 2018 03:15
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* loving die
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Jul 12, 2018 03:20
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-Visit Europe and Asia -Get back into doing stand up comedy -Pay a hooker for sex. Don't need the help, just seems hot - -Learn to suck my own dick -Learn to suck my own dick -Learn to suck my own dick -Learn to suck my own dick -Learn to suck my own dick -Learn to suck my own dick -Learn to suck my own dick -Learn to suck my own dick -Learn to suck my own dick -Learn to suck my own dick -Learn to suck my own dick -Learn to suck my own dick -Learn to suck my own dick -Learn to suck my own dick -Learn to suck my own dick -Learn to suck my own dick
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Jul 12, 2018 03:21
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Linux Pirate posted:My dad was a mail carrier to an unincorporated town next to ours, and he delivered mail to this house with a giant tortoise just in the front yard. One day the tortoise got out and boy was that a day. Y'know any tool can have a dog that "gets out" & nobody even blinks. But when that javelin throwing weirdo loses one of his 500 pound tortoises in the neighborhood, well we all saw that coming.
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Jul 12, 2018 03:31
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*Punch a Nazi Captain America-style *Punch a Nazi Indiana Jones-style *Punch a Nazi Captain Kirk-style *Get a lapdance from a chick with three tits
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Jul 12, 2018 03:33
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Bogus Adventure posted:*Punch a Nazi Captain America-style Yeah add these to mine too.
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Jul 12, 2018 03:38
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Three chicks at the same time, man 
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Jul 12, 2018 04:29
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Drink that blue stuff they keep combs in. Experience the new sensation.
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Jul 14, 2018 05:33
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be completely happy and content with myself for a moment. find out who is cutting my hairdresser's hair then go to that guy, observe him (or her!) to see where they get their hair cut, then move on to that place and eventually discover the king of hair stylists
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Jul 14, 2018 21:20
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Moridin920 posted:Three chicks at the same time, man That sounds exhausting. Orgies in general sound like a really horrible idea in practice imho
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Jul 14, 2018 22:09
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Kuato posted:That sounds exhausting. Orgies in general sound like a really horrible idea in practice imho orgies are a group effort. if you're the only one mālamaing all the participants, someone else isn't doing their part
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Jul 14, 2018 22:34
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I've never been to an orgy and don't particularly feel like seeking that out either. Not entirely opposed to the idea but it just seems like too much effort. Like, I'd be down to gently caress, but how would you even start looking for that? Fetlife? Sex club? Dunno, would wanna vet that poo poo carefully.
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Jul 14, 2018 22:43
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go to a cheap state party school when it's time to choose a college, or be rich afterwards otherwise yeah probably fetlife but you know there's gonna be strings attached
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Jul 14, 2018 22:52
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I was in a threesome once. Was not nearly as good and fun as porn makes it look.
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Jul 14, 2018 23:01
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Kuato posted:That sounds exhausting. Orgies in general sound like a really horrible idea in practice imho Only if you're one of those dudes in the jerk off thread who can only shoot a couple times. Nothing wrong with that though ofc they probably get a lot more productive poo poo done. Anyway my real answer is I'm taking some richers out with me
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Jul 14, 2018 23:38
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1) drop dead 2) eat poo poo & die 3) hold my breath until i die 4) go missing on a hike 5) police databased list me as 'toilet doe' 6) eaten by pigs
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Jul 14, 2018 23:46
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Orkin Mang posted:5) police databased list me as 'toilet doe' Like, actual pigs, or some kind of cannibal cops situation
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Tendai posted:Like, actual pigs, or some kind of cannibal cops situation the expression is "gently caress the police" not "feed the police"
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