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What are the things you eventually want to do before you die? Mine is simple: * Stab and kill a farmer with a pitchfork * Get a degree in Professional College so I can figure out what number comes after 1,000,000,000,000 (don't spoil it for me) * Become a beefcake, a real hunk, a sight for sore eyes * Eat a living child while throwing a chessboard at Nancy Pelosi's head (I will not miss, I assure you) * Eat a cop * Acquire and then expose myself to that deadly Russian nerve agent that they use to kill spies (I won't die because I do not plan on dying yet) * Hold a daring bank heist * Eat a bank * Eat a farmer
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one day id like to own a mr bucket toy
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Jul 9, 2018 01:47
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i want to kill a man with a home library and move into his house and then do it again to a man with a larger library like a library murder hermit crab
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Jul 9, 2018 01:48
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I wouldn't mind having a few days off in a row some time
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Jul 9, 2018 01:51
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* Find out which woodglue tastes the best * Die
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Jul 9, 2018 01:52
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Hector Beerlioz posted:one day id like to own a mr bucket toy Do not feed him/it hot wheels
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Jul 9, 2018 01:52
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- eat McDonalds on every continent (need Antartica to have a McDonalds for this one but Im holding out hope) - learn Klingon - never fall down a well - make the starting squad for the 1992 Brisbane broncos
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Jul 9, 2018 01:52
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Complete my training to chug 1 gallon of vegetable oil so I can become famous on youtube
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Jul 9, 2018 01:53
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Cut a hole in the bucket gently caress it
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Jul 9, 2018 01:53
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Drop all copies of The Bucket List into molten lava
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Jul 9, 2018 01:53
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1 - a bucket 2 - another bucket 3 - a weird green plastic bucket that glows does anybody know where i got this? 4 - a bucket that is big enough to keep my other buckets in 5 - a bucket that is shaped like a garden gnome that i would put in my garden if i had one those are my buckets i hope you like them
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Jul 9, 2018 01:53
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I actually had a fair bucket list when I was younger, filled with travel, marriage, kids, career. I will be 48 on the 10th of July and I did all of that. Now what the gently caress Im supposed to do?
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Jul 9, 2018 01:54
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Maybe some day I could take a holiday even if it's just going camping
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Jul 9, 2018 01:54
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Richard Cabeza posted:I actually had a fair bucket list when I was younger, filled with travel, marriage, kids, career. I will be 48 on the 10th of July and I did all of that. Time to die
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Jul 9, 2018 01:54
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- pet a dog
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Jul 9, 2018 01:55
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Bbe a moderator
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Richard Cabeza posted:I actually had a fair bucket list when I was younger, filled with travel, marriage, kids, career. I will be 48 on the 10th of July and I did all of that. Quit your job, kill ur family, and start over. See if you can do it again.
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Jul 9, 2018 01:57
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nut in the butt
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Jul 9, 2018 01:57
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I'd like to give that sex thing a shot some day tbh
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Jul 9, 2018 01:57
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I'd wish for more buckets
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Jul 9, 2018 01:58
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Wifi Toilet posted:Quit your job, kill ur family, and start over. See if you can do it again. Holy poo poo...I have time!! Bring on the 5 year plans!
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Jul 9, 2018 01:59
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Finally buy the Mr. Bucket toy on ebay that I was denied as a child.
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Jul 9, 2018 02:00
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Applewhite posted:Finally buy the Mr. Bucket toy on ebay that I was denied as a child. Repeating for absolute clarity DO NOT feed him/it hot wheels
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Jul 9, 2018 02:02
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Literally kick a bucket, and I mean really hard.
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Jul 9, 2018 02:02
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For those of you looking to eat a cop: tips and techniques here https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3862221&pagenumber=1&perpage=40
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Jul 9, 2018 02:03
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*Construct the very chessboard that will hit Nancy Pelosi in the loving head. *Get said chessboard blessed by a priest. *Observe Nancy Pelosi burst into flames upon impact with chessboard *Point at news reports of her combustion all smug and say "I told you so!" to anyone who will listen.
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Jul 9, 2018 02:03
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Wulfolme posted:i want to kill a man with a home library and move into his house and then do it again to a man with a larger library like a library murder hermit crab drat, it's the bucket list I never knew I had.
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Jul 9, 2018 02:04
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Two chicks at the same time man
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Jul 9, 2018 02:04
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-Pet cats -Be good -Dont be bad -Eat good things -Travel to nice places and meet nice folks -Suck Dick -Kill NeoHitler -Dad gay, so what -Pet more cats I hope this helps you and your sad internet comedy forum on the internet LLC.
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Jul 9, 2018 02:04
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*piss orgy *bbq whole pig *make a small batch of craft beer that I drink to myself and tell everyone how good it was *buy cans of chocolate frosting and frost things. Chairs, parking meters, sleeping people, whole cars or even docile animals *dvda coaching and emotional support *do a wheelie on a bmx 
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Jul 9, 2018 02:04
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*Have sex with someone I love *Attain world peace otherwise mine is very similar to yours, Lowtax. I highly appreciate the ideas involving chessboards and poo poo.
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Jul 9, 2018 02:05
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* Graduate college Also lose weight
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Jul 9, 2018 02:05
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pee on a poop
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Jul 9, 2018 02:05
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You've already accomplished #3, OP :bigtran:
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Jul 9, 2018 02:06
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:- eat McDonalds on every continent (need Antartica to have a McDonalds for this one but Im holding out hope) sorry everyone, i wanna add this to my bucket list too, SORRY
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Jul 9, 2018 02:06
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My bucket wish is to not care so hard what people think of me and to not change my behaviors to make them like me I'll be dead soon!!
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Jul 9, 2018 02:07
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Jul 9, 2018 02:08
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Squashing Machine posted:My bucket wish is to not care so hard what people think of me and to not change my behaviors to make them like me good luck friend
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Jul 9, 2018 02:10
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My real bucket list: -Get swole. Like, loving Thor from Thor Ragnarok swole minimum but Being as swole as The Rock would be pretty hot. -Learn to lucid dream consistently so every night is like a super cool VR party in my mind and I'm not wasting eight hours out of my day every day sleeping, thus increasing my subjective lifespan by as much as 30% - Learn to draw much better - Successfully pitch a TV show to a major network, preferably a cartoon - Successfully run that show until it gets a film adaptation - Write a novel and have it published by a major publishing house, not as an ebook - Have my mind transferred into a sexy body grown in a tube to my specifications so I can live forever
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I want to have a serious relationship with a woman before i go on HRT. Ive had short flings but most of my romantic time has been with men So basically lately ive been dating more in the last two months than the last decade looking for someone I want to also visit southern germany and maybe even find a way to live and work there. I want to master another kanguage, probably german since i already have a foundation in it. I want to be part of a gangbang as both a fucker and a fuckee lol
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