how would animals lure / trap humans?

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Manifisto

Manifisto posted:

dog lure for humans: a really really sexy leg to hump

Manifisto posted:

honey? why is there a pile of worms on the dock with a rope leading into the water?

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

The cat sets out a box three quarters the size of an adult human.

Dungeon Ecology posted:

pandas set out 12,000lbs of celery.

theyre not very good at it

Splatmaster posted:

Bloody fish guts splattered all over the docks can mean only one thing....

Shark Week

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 31, 2018 18:14

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# ? May 4, 2024 17:58

google THIS

Husband: Man, that was an awesome run! Thanks for putting this block of salt out on the porch, honey! Really helps replenish the electrolytes!

Wife: But I didn't put any--

(gunshot)

# ? Jul 31, 2018 18:32

Dungeon Ecology

im pretty sure roaches actually do run human motels

business roaches

# ? Jul 31, 2018 18:34

Dungeon Ecology

and squirrels hang peanut-butter-covered pinecones from trees that look really tasty but trust me they arent

# ? Jul 31, 2018 18:39

FluffieDuckie

Dungeon Ecology posted:

and squirrels hang peanut-butter-covered pinecones from trees that look really tasty but trust me they arent

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jul 31, 2018 18:49

kalel

Cat: "I got my human a stack of bills for his birthday. I don't know why he likes them but he fumbles around with them all the time"

# ? Jul 31, 2018 18:54

kalel

"Now if I could just untangle this damned ball of yarn, I'd finally get some peace of mind!"

# ? Jul 31, 2018 18:55

Manifisto

i dunno who keeps setting these buckets of red-tinted sugar on our doorstep, but the neighborhood kids keep flocking to them

and humming, for some reason

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 31, 2018 19:06

catapede: Eatin' fish leaves
Gettin' strong

Cat stays just barely out of reach each time you try to pet it while looking extremely cute. Eventually leads you into a pitfall.

# ? Jul 31, 2018 19:26

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

big ol' grip of cash in a comically oversized mousetrap

# ? Jul 31, 2018 19:54

Dungeon Ecology

trapdoor spiders create elaborate popup ramen shops but then just as you are checking out the sake menu the entire restaurant pops up and they grab you.

thats way creepier than i intended :ohdear:

# ? Jul 31, 2018 20:14

Manifisto

Dungeon Ecology posted:

trapdoor spiders create elaborate popup ramen shops but then just as you are checking out the sake menu the entire restaurant pops up and they grab you.

thats way creepier than i intended

# ? Jul 31, 2018 20:28

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

a suspicious looking duck pops up from the reeds and scans the horizon before lifting his wings to his beak and cupping them into a strange shape and then calling out "HEY CLETUS LOOK AT THEM HUGE TITTIES!!"

in the distance several hunters race through the underbrush towards the call

# ? Jul 31, 2018 21:10

FutonForensic

# ? Jul 31, 2018 22:08

Manifisto

Luvcow posted:

a suspicious looking duck pops up from the reeds and scans the horizon before lifting his wings to his beak and cupping them into a strange shape and then calling out "HEY CLETUS LOOK AT THEM HUGE TITTIES!!"

in the distance several hunters race through the underbrush towards the call

lol

FutonForensic posted:

lolol

# ? Jul 31, 2018 22:17

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# ? May 4, 2024 17:58

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

FutonForensic posted:

Nice rear end.

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# ? Jul 31, 2018 22:42

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