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alnilam posted:just watched my cat eat a whole mousey You know what they say... I got nuthin' https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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sorry for sharing this brutal news it's just p crazy but also a natural part of Kat Lyfe |
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Jul 29, 2018 22:20
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my dogge eated a birb once |
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Jul 29, 2018 22:49
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TVsVeryOwn posted:my dogge eated a birb once !!! |
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Jul 30, 2018 01:09
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Jul 30, 2018 01:14
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nature is cruel pizza is p good though
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Jul 30, 2018 02:48
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hamjobs posted:nature is cruel pizza, the quintessential soup in a bread bowl. |
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Jul 30, 2018 03:23
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hamjobs posted:nature is cruel my cat: *eating a mousey* me: hey why don't you hit this za instead cat: alnilam u goof it's 10 am me: oh? *pulling out a bagel with a grin* |
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Jul 30, 2018 03:27
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i love that the artist is super detailed about the face, but pretty minimalist about the outfit |
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Jul 30, 2018 06:49
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whas good playas. i stay lurking but it's my bday so i'm making my first post on this site |
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Jul 30, 2018 07:18
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drat my pic is cooked. i need to stance my profile out |
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Jul 30, 2018 07:18
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happy birthday and welcome, friend |
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Jul 30, 2018 07:24
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how do ya do toot boot, what's on your mind? sorry if i'm sposed to do a bit or something but i'm just tryna chill rn |
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Jul 30, 2018 07:35
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no bit necessary, just do you. i mean i just got here too... |
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Jul 30, 2018 07:52
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Lizard Wizard posted:he's a firefighter firefighter fighter
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Jul 30, 2018 10:06
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alnilam posted:my cat: *eating a mousey* in other mouse related news, I've been setting out humane mouse traps lately and they've been working really well, nearly every morning there's a mouse in need of a chauffeur to be taken a few miles away and released into the woods they don't tip well, but they're p cute so that makes up for a lot |
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Jul 30, 2018 14:09
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Manifisto posted:in other mouse related news, I've been setting out humane mouse traps lately and they've been working really well, nearly every morning there's a mouse in need of a chauffeur to be taken a few miles away and released into the woods |
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Jul 30, 2018 14:41
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i wouldnt like to get eaten by a cat |
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Jul 30, 2018 17:03
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I wouldn't like to get sweetened and made fat |
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Jul 30, 2018 17:12
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roomforthetuna posted:When you're in the woods, watch out for mousee human traps. thread concept: how various animals would try to lure / entrap humans dog lure for humans: a really really sexy leg to hump |
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Jul 30, 2018 18:46
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honey? why is there a pile of worms on the dock with a rope leading into the water? |
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Jul 30, 2018 19:06
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As happens every Monday, I forgot my lunch. And, like most Mondays, I decided to go eat at the work cafeteria rather than walking two excruciating minutes to get a decent meal. Today's monstrosity was a Philly Chicken Cheese Plate with a side of basmati rice and a fountain drink. I don't understand why Philly Chicken Cheese implies rice and a fountain drink, but cafeteria logic obeys its own internal diktats. You - innocent and naive - may assume a Philly Chicken Cheese Plate would involve a bun or hoagie of some description. You would be mistaken. With two flicks of an oversized ladle, the cafeteria lad arranged a nest of buttered rice and filled it with a Philly Chicken Cheese melange. I - neither innocent nor naive - assumed I would receive ground chicken and a sad sheet of processed cheese. I was mistaken. Philly Chicken Cheese is a composite material not unlike the fiberboard used in $20 coffee tables or the ragged cement in country roads. The chicken component, which I do not dare to call 'meat,' had been rendered exceedingly fine. Flecks of onion and translucent bell pepper provided aggregate material to lighten and strengthen the slurry. No cheese as such was visible, but the presence of cheese-smell and cheese-taste imply that a dairy-inspired adhesive bonded the Philly Chicken Cheese. I once tried to scramble eggs and cut them into a fried rice using only a plastic serving spoon and the effect was not unlike what I ate today. I give 7 out of 10 cafeterias. |
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Jul 30, 2018 19:17
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Manifisto posted:thread concept: how various animals would try to lure / entrap humans The cat sets out a box three quarters the size of an adult human. |
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Jul 30, 2018 19:18
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pandas set out 12,000lbs of celery. theyre not very good at it |
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Bloody fish guts splattered all over the docks can mean only one thing.... Shark Week https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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lmbo calrissian posted:Daily haiku (do we have a thread?) Here, BYOB The thread started but... Now the thread is here Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Jul 31, 2018 https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 31, 2018 01:27
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Going camping tomorrow! My car is so full it undid its timing belt. |
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Jul 31, 2018 03:16
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DavidAlltheTime posted:Going camping tomorrow! My car is so full it undid its timing belt. camp the gently caress out of it friend 
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Jul 31, 2018 03:22
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Seems ol Blue Deanie still has a thing or two to learn about makin coconut rice, friends. but my shrimp skewers turned out good! (minus one or two shrimps i threw out bc i wasnt confident they were done) |
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Jul 31, 2018 03:28
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im glad u had al some shrimp turn out rite ive been goin to cooking skule, had my 2nd kitchen day today. we made cream of cauliflower soup and i pretty much messed up the focaccia (?) bread as hard as possible because all my garnishes fell out. i actually messed up at every point p much lol. i literally ripped off and ate pieces of the bread on the subway because i was so depressed. im really hoping this turns around and i get gud at making bread because thats so useful ---------------- |
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Jul 31, 2018 03:44
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I believe in you man! If i had to go back to school I would pick cooking school just for my own personal edification, I wanna make good food for me and my people to eat! remember what jake the dog says https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN43sCyEanA |
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Making good bread is deceptively hard. It really does take a fair bit of practice. Keep at it!!! |
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Jul 31, 2018 04:05
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Also just practice making bread at home often. 1) you will make it better at school 2) delicious bread at home 3) dip the bread in olive oil and have a bottle of wine |
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Jul 31, 2018 04:07
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albany academy posted:Making good bread is deceptively hard. It really does take a fair bit of practice. Keep at it!!! |
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so wise ty guys
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roomforthetuna posted:True, but also making bread better than store-bought is deceptively easy, because even pretty badly screwed up bread fresh from the oven is tasty. The bar for 'good' moves as you get better at it! Wisdom. |
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DavidAlltheTime posted:Going camping tomorrow! My car is so full it undid its timing belt. I was going to say oh no is your engine OK did you stop it in time  but then I realised it was a joke 
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Jul 31, 2018 07:29
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I'm about to enjoy some pistachio ice cream
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mmm im up super early because i noticed i couldnt find my phone and wanted to kno what time it was turns out it was off, wont charge, so im staying up to keep an eye on the time. its really important that i not oversleep now lol btw im being paid for the culinary school due to federal economy optics, so i feel extra pressure to not screw up didnt need that nonrem sleep anyway 
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