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Indy
Mar 30, 2005

Hey guys, what's up?
The answer to all questions following this format, "why don't Americans do X like the rest of the civilized world" is:
Americans are stubborn retarded snowflakes.

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the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Abel Wingnut posted:

not only this, but let's all just use utc. same time everywhere in the world. at this moment it's 1154 everywhere. no time zones, no converting, no daylight savings, no anything like that. just one loving time.

found the programmer

Mandoric
Mar 15, 2003

Gazpacho posted:

gently caress this idea, businesses would impose the same concurrent work schedule globally, like 9-5 but literally everywhere

they already do, you just don't get to experience it in the us unless your management is in east asia

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
Why are hours still 60 minutes long?

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Why are hours still 60 minutes long?

because not even the french liked decimal time

also i've definitely experienced hours that were at least ninety minutes long

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003
press 1 for am
press 2 for pm

speak 24 hour!!!!

alternatively:
complete lack of socialization leads people to be too inept for social cues and head out to the bar at 6am because someone said they wanted to have drinks after work at 6

hallebarrysoetoro has issued a correction as of 00:46 on Aug 18, 2018

Reicere
Nov 5, 2009

Not sooo looouuud!!!
hmm, how about a compromise. We switch to 24 hour time but it starts at noon. this preserves our convenient single digit times for when people are off work and awake.

ShinyBirdTeeth
Nov 7, 2011

sparkle sparkle sparkle

Reicere posted:

hmm, how about a compromise. We switch to 24 hour time but it starts at noon. this preserves our convenient single digit times for when people are off work and awake.

I can dig it. Waking up at 19 would feel a lot more reasonable than getting up. Look how much I got to sleep in!

Reicere
Nov 5, 2009

Not sooo looouuud!!!

Reicere posted:

hmm, how about a compromise. We switch to 24 hour time but it starts at noon. this preserves our convenient single digit times for when people are off work and awake.
And as an addendum to this we should still use am and pm for traditions sake and to distinguish from standard 24 hour time

Here are some simple conversions
5:00 am -> 05:00 -> 17:00 am
12:05 am ->00:05 -> 12:05 am
5:00 pm -> 17:00 -> 5:00 pm (NO leading zero)
12:05 pm -> 12:05 -> :05 pm (NO leading zeros under any circumstances)

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

tidy time is the tool of snools to keep wimmin in their place

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Wynona Dryder posted:

also im not giving up a 420

🚫

gently caress this idea Jesus Christ I kno u get high too

0420
1420
2420

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

We should just make seconds twice as long so everyone uses 12 hour time

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

Inept posted:

We should just make seconds twice as long so everyone uses 12 hour time

:hmmyes:

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Feb 19, 2017

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Inept posted:

We should just make seconds twice as long so everyone uses 12 hour time

This is genius

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Why are hours still 60 minutes long?

why are the weekends only two days?

Goast
Jul 23, 2011

by VideoGames
whats more annoying, people not using 24hr time or people complaining about not using it as if it's the greatest issue currently facing the modern world

another hot take: the average person in the US not using metric isn't that bad, it's already used literally everywhere it would make a difference

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Wynona Dryder posted:

why are the weekends only two days?

Jewish people wanted Saturday off. Christians later got Sunday off. Japan only gets Sunday off.

Who invented the 7 day week? Thursday day is Thor's day.

And Romans made the year 12 months long by adding in two months that messed up September (7), October (8), November (9), and December (10).

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Prav posted:

*hibernates through winter*

Why do you live in the artic circle

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
The imperial and metric systems are bad. We should use a decimal based system imo

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
a 24h clock wouldn't work in the us because we're a huge country with a very low population density

Mandoric
Mar 15, 2003
also, 24h time needs to be expressed as days running 0500-2859

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Duscat posted:

a 24h clock wouldn't work in the us because we're a huge country with a very low population density

Why does this matter? Honest question, I can't put it together in my head

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
A 24 hour clock is superior but lol that OP is ACTUALLY mad that we're not all using the same 10 hour clock that he is.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
clock blocked

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Duscat posted:

a 24h clock wouldn't work in the us because we're a huge country with a very low population density

your confusing 24 hour notation with a single clock for all timezones and areas

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




i only acknowledge time expressed in swatch beats

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

Larry Parrish posted:

your confusing 24 hour notation with a single clock for all timezones and areas

also lol at the people who live in Tibet and all those eastern Chinese provinces

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Preston Waters posted:

also lol at the people who live in Tibet and all those eastern Chinese provinces

I think the timezone is the least of their problems tbf

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
e: nvm im dum

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

akadajet posted:

because the 12 hour analog clock is king, baby

hell yeah

nah
Mar 16, 2009

to be serious the answer to this question is American Exceptionalism

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Come to think of it, 24 hour watches don't really look as good

So this is really Switzerland's fault

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Squizzle posted:

i only acknowledge time expressed in swatch beats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hovFbHt3L3w

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Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
we can't have a 24h clock in the united states because we're the most racially diverse country in the world

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