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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
We start the day with an update on the goons.







With that out of the way, how are the remaining ones coping?



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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Jeez what's wrong with me :/

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Jeez what's wrong with me :/

*pulls out a bottle of water and pours it on the ground in front of you*

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Lol
Shine: Mixcoatl has blessed me with the ultimate weapon
Shine: *immediately falls down and dies*

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Serge Painsbourg posted:

Welp, I died like an idiot.

I died as I lived: unremarkably.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
BOO!

Ahhhhh, gotcha.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Jeez what's wrong with me :/

Oh, I didn't realize this wasn't just your normal modus operandi.

Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Aug 29, 2018

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Pennywise the Frown posted:

BOO!

Ahhhhh, gotcha.

oh gently caress you scared me

CynCyanide
Mar 21, 2005

dance, water, dance!

Pennywise the Frown posted:

BOO!

Ahhhhh, gotcha.

I like how you're the one who jumped out of a bush but it's your reaction that's priceless. What has happened to GRINDCORE MEGGIDO on that island?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Poor ole Supersonic Shine, thought of mesoamerican weapons and died:



We are now approaching day 6 with the herd severely thinned, and I reckon it's gonna get thinner.



Like so!

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Gosh that's worth reading fully
Power yoga huh

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Ugh, God loving drat it all, why is this so hard? How hard is it to just catch fish?



Oh well, at least it's cool over here in the water. Might go swimming later. Wonder where the other two are? Actually, I better watch my back... maybe see how long I can hold my breath and hold out. Better now than in that storm.

~Meanwhile~



Why are we exploring this jungle again today?

The jungle...that's where it'll be. don't you see? It's where it'll be. Aheheh... you need...you need to come with me for it. Haven't you even SEEN signs?!

Mmhmm, whatever you say, weird goon that I saved for some reason.

Ohhohohhoh sheheheheshshsheshseh whatever I do say indeed... [nonverbal quipping]

:sigh: At least the scenery isn't bad when we're getting attacked by bugs or each other? At least?



EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Stay tuned... for next time on the Something Awful Hunger Games...

:frogsiren: :frogsiren:

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Olanphonia Louis CKD at me earlier.
This isn't how I want to go out.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

CynCyanide posted:

I like how you're the one who jumped out of a bush but it's your reaction that's priceless. What has happened to GRINDCORE MEGGIDO on that island?

Yeah I noticed that. So what did I do? Jump out, BOO, then start cackling while Grindcore just stares blankly?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Yeah I noticed that. So what did I do? Jump out, BOO, then start cackling while Grindcore just stares blankly?

Hes been drinking saltwater lol

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1hQZvdJpVE

These drat fish just don't want to be caught. And here I am, out in the water like a failure after the honoring shrine got destroyed, just far away from everybody else...

Ugh... is it me or did it get really hot all of a sudden? Like really, really hot now? I'm sweating like a pig in this jungle!

Heat? Heat-eateateateateat... Er yes, heat. Hot. So very hot. Sweat beading on heats then splattering on the ground. The wavy air. The heat...yes indeed.

Man, I knew this was a bad idea! To hell with this, you can rot in the sunshine! I'm going back to the ocean to cool off!

No... don't go! I-I need you for-



Woof, is it me it did it super hot for any part of me not under the water?

THE SUN! IT BURNS!!!

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


:supaburn:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Oh come on, what now?

You! The one of the waters! Yes! Save me...!!!! Bless me with your liquid life!

:stare:

Bless me with your liquid life!

:stonk: gently caress that!
Actually...

I must HAVE IT!!!

If you're so thirsty, why not just drink some of this water like you always did? That always worked out for you!

Mmm, yes I shall! Thank you so much!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg2fia6AKsE

Oh... I don't feel so good...



:smugbird:

Can't make it...can't cool off... gonna roast...should've just-



Huh? Was that Olanphonia?
...Hey, does that mean I'm the only one left?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.






Congrats on being a two-time, back-to-back champion in the goon battles, Pennywise. Honestly hoped that wouldn't be the case and we'd have a fresh victor, but given the cards the Hunger Games dealt to me, I think I played them pretty well.

And this may open an interesting scenario I may do for the next one...

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
All hail Pennywise

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



The Hunger Games are rigged! Rigged I say! :argh:

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Gee nice one Pennywise

That'll teach me not to share a fire I guess. RIP.

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

Congratulations to Pennywise for surviving!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
PTF dominating the field.

...i mean island.

AllmyFrench78
Apr 16, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Woah... de ja vue.

CynCyanide
Mar 21, 2005

dance, water, dance!
Good job Pennywise!

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Way to live little buddy, way to live.

Doubtful Guest
Jun 23, 2008

Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.
Congratulations Pennywise from rank 48.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
i'd demand an investigation if i hadn't been blown up

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ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Congratulations to Pennywise, our new overlord

And big thanks to EorayMel for bringing back the games!

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