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Volume one: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3832482 Volume two: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3835347 Welcome to... The Something Awful Hunger Games! Volume Three!  * Title image made by Grindcore Meggido Q: What exactly is this? This is where many disparate characters come together to (mostly) battle it out for fame, glory, and most importantly, our entertainment. Usually, they are nominated by other participants and thrust into a brutal survival scenario. Hilarity usually follows suit. Q: How is this performed? This is all done using the magic of the BrantSteele Hunger Games Simulator: http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/reaping.php It is very customizable and chaotic. With some time and a few creatives ideas, you can create virtually any scenario/arena for dozens of tributes to duke it out. Additionally, through sheer Q: Sounds interesting. What's in it for me? We'll be kicking off the first games using previous thread veterans that nominated themselves to be tributes in the hunger games  For the goons that will be fighting, death in the Hunger Games may be punished by getting probated for six hours. What fun is a contest without some sort of stake? Q: Okay that is all and dandy, but get on with it! Certainly. The first game of hopefully a long and eventful volume shall commence (shortly) below. Happy Hunger Games, viewers! 
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Aug 26, 2018 16:24
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As mentioned in the OP, several plucky goons will be duking it out like before. Think of it as a great goon battle rematch!   The actual games should begin in some time, to let it sink in for the others and get the word out.
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Aug 26, 2018 16:24
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Yay! Gonna gently caress some poo poo up again.
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Aug 26, 2018 16:52
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Ready to die again for this dead gay forum.
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Aug 26, 2018 16:57
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If you die in the SA Hunger Games, do you die in real life? Because that would make this a must watch event.
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Aug 26, 2018 17:01
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Waltzing Along posted:If you die in the SA Hunger Games, do you die in real life? Because that would make this a must watch event. May the odds be ever in your favor! GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 17:54 on Aug 26, 2018 |
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Aug 26, 2018 17:06
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Aw yea here we go 
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Aug 26, 2018 17:29
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The goons gave it their all, or appeared to, last time they were shoved together in an experimental correctional facility. Yet, they fell one by one in bouts of bloodshed, and some going out on their own accord, until one just one remained...somehow... Holy poo poo balls! I somehow survived! Talk about rough stuff! I'm gonna need to unwind after that. Maybe with a movie for once. Actually, no, I have an even better idea!But little did the lucky goon know, that his struggles were far from over. Actually, everybody was in the same boat. Almost literally, as he booked a lavish vacation trip to a tropical island, thinking it was all over...  Ahh, that's the stuff. Calming waves, a spacious cabin, and an even better island resort awaiting! Life is good. It sure is, buddy. Wait, what the gently caress? Didn't you die in prison? The gently caress are you talking about? We didn't go to prison; this is a cruise ship! You binged on snacks on the deck and slipped into a coma! You know how many of us had to haul you back to your cabin? ... You've been out for almost the whole trip. But fortunately, we're almost there, so we should be good to go.  Yeah...we sure are... Ah, loving hell! Here we go again!
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Aug 26, 2018 17:38
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 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuM1bVx1oNQ      It begins! Again!
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Aug 26, 2018 17:45
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Eoray Mel, you’re awesome! Glad to see I didn’t drown like a dingus yet! E: I’m pretty sure over there killed me last game, so they’d better watch out!
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Aug 26, 2018 18:02
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Aug 26, 2018 18:04
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ilmucche and I are the safety crew but I'm sorry we couldn't save you EorayMel. You should have studied the evacuation plan.
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Aug 26, 2018 18:17
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Well, that was certainly something. What happens now? Theme song for the rest of the games https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ0QemYsf8M      That happened! But what of the others?    That's good enough for now, methinks. I wanna try to pace this adequately, considering the body count already accrued. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Aug 26, 2018 18:17
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Good luck, someone please resort to cannibalism
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Aug 26, 2018 18:18
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drat unlucky eoraymel :/
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Aug 26, 2018 18:21
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How did I go crazy and die in one loving day
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Aug 26, 2018 18:45
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this has been something of a comedy of misadventure for poor walrus, so far. hope to see myself bumble my way to victory just like in real life.
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Aug 26, 2018 18:57
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Sure, I'm probably going to die, but I'll be damned if I don't make it through this death match in style.
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Aug 26, 2018 19:18
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Over There posted:How did I go crazy and die in one loving day Somebody has to be the sickly gazelle little buddy 
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Aug 26, 2018 19:20
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gently caress. Yes. Hopefully the manner of my death resulted in many advancements in medical science!
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Aug 26, 2018 19:37
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Well I died early, but I have a secret to show you about the cause of the ship explosion... https://i.imgur.com/PTZ0Qq2.mp4
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Aug 26, 2018 19:38
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Over There posted:How did I go crazy and die in one loving day rip
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Aug 26, 2018 19:39
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Yeah, rip
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Aug 26, 2018 20:21
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    Now THAT's teamwork!
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Aug 26, 2018 21:38
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leave it to goons to light 3 solitary campfires
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Aug 26, 2018 21:49
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Get your own drat fire, moon slayer
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Aug 26, 2018 21:53
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Get your own drat fire, moon slayer the star has gone to your head lol
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Aug 26, 2018 21:55
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Story of my life.
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Aug 26, 2018 22:01
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CynCyanide posted:ilmucche and I are the safety crew but I'm sorry we couldn't save you EorayMel. You should have studied the evacuation plan. Hey we'll do better this time buddy! How does a sinking boat turn goons into murderous monsters, while I'm running around trying to help people.
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Aug 26, 2018 22:10
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Last update for today...   ...because next time on the SA Hunger Games... 
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Aug 26, 2018 22:17
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It's funny how I'm just enjoying a chill island life so far and haven't threatened or killed anybody.
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Aug 26, 2018 22:27
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Vengeance!
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Aug 26, 2018 22:34
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Wow, I realized my greatest moment was behind me after that palm-tree elbow drop and tried to end on a high note...
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Aug 26, 2018 23:03
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I'm hungry right now tho
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Aug 27, 2018 01:14
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already fuckin died like a bozo to a maniac with an axe
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Aug 27, 2018 01:28
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:the star has gone to your head lol Oh no, it must be starting.
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Aug 27, 2018 01:29
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Oh no, it must be starting. Grindcore what are doing with that fruit hat, oh god, oh god noooo
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Aug 27, 2018 01:32
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I'm just injuring myself in massive farting orgies all over the place. wowzers.
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Aug 27, 2018 02:28
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SAWS OFF HIS HEAD!? poo poo's hardcore. 
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Aug 27, 2018 03:49
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 a balmy orgy eh I dunno man I thought this was gonna be some kind of murder game thing 500 dick fuckfest or whatever his name is should have been in this round
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