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sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Imagine Larry running from a d20 like Indiana Jones

lol

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sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
he's stealing a gummy bear

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Imagine Larry running from a d20 like Indiana Jones

Lol

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Me: Okay. So I’m going to... move forward, and say, like, “for the Golden Hills!” and toss my mace at the enemy’s... *sighs* at 🅱️anos’s head.

DM: Ok roll.

Me: 13

DM: 🅱️anos wraps away from your toss with a snap of his Infinicuck Gauntlet. He dabs at you and shouts, “FOOL! ONLY THE SWORD OF ASSRAPAGE MAY HARM ME. NOW, PREPARE TO BE CUCKED!” as he jacks off his huge rod and fires a deadly semen spurt attack at your party!

Me: Okay hehe. Hold on I’ll be back soon gonna grab a drink *turns off mic*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpOqkz86_lg

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Imagine Larry running from a d20 like Indiana Jones

Lmfao

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

sector_corrector posted:

he's stealing a gummy bear

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Imagine Larry running from a d20 like Indiana Jones

Lmfao

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

sector_corrector posted:

he's stealing a gummy bear

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

sector_corrector posted:

he's stealing a gummy bear

Lol

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
Sorry for not getting back to everyone wondering where to read more. Here's some PDF links to the books.

http://d20.sabotender.com/resources/5th%20Edition/Source/DnD%205e%20Players%20Handbook%20%28BnW%20OCR%29.pdf
http://d20.sabotender.com/resources/5th%20Edition/Source/DnDBasicRules.pdf
http://d20.sabotender.com/resources/5th%20Edition/Character%20Sheets/Character%20Sheet%20Interactable.pdf
http://d20.sabotender.com/resources/5th%20Edition/Source/Codex%20-%20Unearthed%20Arcana.pdf
http://d20.sabotender.com/resources/5th%20Edition/Supliments/Elemental_Evil_Players_Companion_%285e%29_%286932249%29.pdf
http://d20.sabotender.com/resources/5th%20Edition/Races_Classes_and_where_to_find_them.pdf

Average Bear fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Oct 5, 2018

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Me: Okay. So I’m going to... move forward, and say, like, “for the Golden Hills!” and toss my mace at the enemy’s... *sighs* at 🅱️anos’s head.

DM: Ok roll.

Me: 13

DM: 🅱️anos wraps away from your toss with a snap of his Infinicuck Gauntlet. He dabs at you and shouts, “FOOL! ONLY THE SWORD OF ASSRAPAGE MAY HARM ME. NOW, PREPARE TO BE CUCKED!” as he jacks off his huge rod and fires a deadly semen spurt attack at your party!

Me: Okay hehe. Hold on I’ll be back soon gonna grab a drink *turns off mic*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpOqkz86_lg

HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010


Pablo Nergigante posted:

Imagine Larry running from a d20 like Indiana Jones

Lmfaoi

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007


Thank you! What's a good type of character for a n00b?

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.
All those links are broken for me Average Bear

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

goferchan posted:

All those links are broken for me Average Bear

here's the fixed links

http://d20.sabotender.com/resourcez/5th%20Edition/Source/DnD%205e%20Players%20Handbook%20%28BnW%20OCR%29.pdf
http://d20.sabotender.com/resourcez/5th%20Edition/Source/DnDBasicRules.pdf
http://d20.sabotender.com/resourcez/5th%20Edition/Character%20Sheets/Character%20Sheet%20Interactable.pdf
http://d20.sabotender.com/resourcez/5th%20Edition/Source/Codex%20-%20Unearthed%20Arcana.pdf
http://d20.sabotender.com/resourcez/5th%20Edition/Supliments/Elemental_Evil_Players_Companion_%285e%29_%286932249%29.pdf
http://d20.sabotender.com/resourcez/5th%20Edition/Races_Classes_and_where_to_find_them.pdf

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
Thank you for fixing them.

P-Mack posted:

Thank you! What's a good type of character for a n00b?

Whichever sounds fun. There's plenty of time to learn and the game starts out simple at level 1. It's all about what you wanna play as.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
This website is pretty cool and lets you roll a character using the basic rulebook races/classes.

https://orcpub2.com/pages/dnd/5e/character-builder

You can also use the additional stuff you find online if you import the data for them.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
Here's a discord for this campaign: https://discord.gg/p3YRqU

I posted everything you need to start. Post your questions about chargen and then post your sheet (.pdf) in #signup so I know who is playing this campaign.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
Anyone ever use d20.com before?

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
Update: If all character sheets are in and schedules line up, we will start tomorrow at 8!

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.
I did end up getting pulled into work tonight, sorry all. Good luck everybody

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

drat... weeknights aren’t great for me right now but maybe I can jump in later on... have fun tonight Imps

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

Thanks to Average Bear for a great job DMing, and thanks to all my fellow Imps for a great introduction to the lands of mystery and adventure. Hopefully some of the people who had to skip can make the next one, whenever it is.

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

P-Mack posted:

Thanks to Average Bear for a great job DMing, and thanks to all my fellow Imps for a great introduction to the lands of mystery and adventure. Hopefully some of the people who had to skip can make the next one, whenever it is.

what happened give us a campaign report

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

Big Bull the volcel monk, Bill Dwarf the hill dwarf, Mazrul the racist cop dwarf, and Flute Guy the flute guy from E3 were ambushed by goblins. We killed 3 out of 4 and spent most of the session harassing the survivor and teaching him to dab as he led us back to their lair. We rolled a 20 on an intimidate check to make him poo poo himself, then a 20 on the investigate check to confirm the poop was in fact purestrain goblin turd. He eventually led us past several horrifying traps and to the entrance to the goblin lair. Next session we will be diving in to that Cave of Terror to rescue the goblin's captives, hopefully before they are cooked.

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

P-Mack posted:

Big Bull the volcel monk, Bill Dwarf the hill dwarf, Mazrul the racist cop dwarf, and Flute Guy the flute guy from E3 were ambushed by goblins. We killed 3 out of 4 and spent most of the session harassing the survivor and teaching him to dab as he led us back to their lair. We rolled a 20 on an intimidate check to make him poo poo himself, then a 20 on the investigate check to confirm the poop was in fact purestrain goblin turd. He eventually led us past several horrifying traps and to the entrance to the goblin lair. Next session we will be diving in to that Cave of Terror to rescue the goblin's captives, hopefully before they are cooked.

this. this is why D&D is such a powerful narrative gaming medium

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Me: Okay. So I’m going to... move forward, and say, like, “for the Golden Hills!” and toss my mace at the enemy’s... *sighs* at 🅱️anos’s head.

DM: Ok roll.

Me: 13

DM: 🅱️anos wraps away from your toss with a snap of his Infinicuck Gauntlet. He dabs at you and shouts, “FOOL! ONLY THE SWORD OF ASSRAPAGE MAY HARM ME. NOW, PREPARE TO BE CUCKED!” as he jacks off his huge rod and fires a deadly semen spurt attack at your party!

Me: Okay hehe. Hold on I’ll be back soon gonna grab a drink *turns off mic*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpOqkz86_lg

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Me: Okay. So I’m going to... move forward, and say, like, “for the Golden Hills!” and toss my mace at the enemy’s... *sighs* at 🅱️anos’s head.

DM: Ok roll.

Me: 13

DM: 🅱️anos wraps away from your toss with a snap of his Infinicuck Gauntlet. He dabs at you and shouts, “FOOL! ONLY THE SWORD OF ASSRAPAGE MAY HARM ME. NOW, PREPARE TO BE CUCKED!” as he jacks off his huge rod and fires a deadly semen spurt attack at your party!

Me: Okay hehe. Hold on I’ll be back soon gonna grab a drink *turns off mic*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpOqkz86_lg

P-Mack posted:

Big Bull the volcel monk, Bill Dwarf the hill dwarf, Mazrul the racist cop dwarf, and Flute Guy the flute guy from E3 were ambushed by goblins. We killed 3 out of 4 and spent most of the session harassing the survivor and teaching him to dab as he led us back to their lair. We rolled a 20 on an intimidate check to make him poo poo himself, then a 20 on the investigate check to confirm the poop was in fact purestrain goblin turd. He eventually led us past several horrifying traps and to the entrance to the goblin lair. Next session we will be diving in to that Cave of Terror to rescue the goblin's captives, hopefully before they are cooked.

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

get on the discord if you're playing tonight

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.
called into work again 😭 sorry to flake all

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P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

We defeated a "bugbear", some kind of bear bug man.

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