*watching price is right* holy smokes! i thought that boat was worth atleast 40 smackers, but it's not even 30! holy smokes! *wife nodding* mmhmm HOLY SMOKES |
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 19:58 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 04:50 |
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*watching Jeopardy!* Hey hun, remember back when we used to watch Jeopardy! every evening? I used to get all the questions right. Yep, you sure did. *commercials come and go* Hey hun, remember back when we used to watch Jeopardy! every evening? I used to get all the questions right. Yep, you sure did. *VHS tape pops out of the VCR* Oh, time to change the channel. Who's turn is it? Yep, you sure did. *Shambles over to a pile of VHS tapes, neatly labeled Jeopardy! and picks an episode from the late 80s* Hey hun, remember back when we used to watch Jeopardy! every evening?...... |
# ? Oct 16, 2018 20:44 |
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us: LOL spouse: OMG *we both dissolve into laughter* spouse: kids these days us: yep us: . . . us: OMG spouse: LOL *we dissolve into laughter again*
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 22:48 |
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i let my wife use the enertron first, as usual. i help her into the harness and hold her hand until i feel her shaky grasp release mine, then i pull the cage over her head. almost instantaneously her HP/MP are restored. i help her out of the contraption, making sure her burlap sack dress doesnt get caught in the gears. her grip is firm and steady and she helps me into the harness next. as the cage closes in around my head, i feel a surge of vitality and potential revitalize me and i am content for a moment. my hp/mp are restored. i get out and look at my wife, whose face has already lost some of the glow that she just had. my stomach growls. i look down at my dusty clothes and back to her, knowingly. |
# ? Oct 16, 2018 23:03 |
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Dungeon Ecology posted:i let my wife use the enertron first, as usual. i help her into the harness and hold her hand until i feel her shaky grasp release mine, then i pull the cage over her head. almost instantaneously her HP/MP are restored. |
# ? Oct 16, 2018 23:08 |
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we're 80 years old and keep turning into our spouse |
# ? Oct 16, 2018 23:09 |
Dungeon Ecology posted:i let my wife use the enertron first, as usual. i help her into the harness and hold her hand until i feel her shaky grasp release mine, then i pull the cage over her head. almost instantaneously her HP/MP are restored. lmfao ---------------- |
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 00:33 |
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you look familiar, have we met before? |
# ? Oct 17, 2018 04:15 |
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Dungeon Ecology posted:i let my wife use the enertron first, as usual. i help her into the harness and hold her hand until i feel her shaky grasp release mine, then i pull the cage over her head. almost instantaneously her HP/MP are restored. |
# ? Oct 17, 2018 05:15 |
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Dungeon Ecology posted:i let my wife use the enertron first, as usual. i help her into the harness and hold her hand until i feel her shaky grasp release mine, then i pull the cage over her head. almost instantaneously her HP/MP are restored.
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 21:56 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 04:50 |
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As I keep turning, I grow frustrated. “Stop slowly walking around me!!” |
# ? Oct 20, 2018 02:58 |