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from hell's heart I cast at thee
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Luke: What do you know about the dick sucking trolley robot?
Rey: It's a robot head on a trolley that lets it suck dicks and... make guys cum.
Luke: Impressive. Every word in that sentence was wrong.
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 3, 2024 06:21
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- Finger Prince
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wait...
I thought it was 12 parsucks?
Yes, that would be better!
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Dec 29, 2018 18:47
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Parsucks are a unit of orgasms but han uses it as if it were a unit if time or number of sucks, igniting fan debates for years. Is he just an uneducated braggart? Or does he know more than he lets on? Perhaps in context of the kessel cum it actually makes sense? Or perhaps the units are different in this universe?
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Dec 29, 2018 19:15
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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"I suggest a new strategy, R2: make the Wookie cum."
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Dec 29, 2018 19:17
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DSTAR WARS
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Dec 29, 2018 19:18
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by Cyrano4747
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i'm just tired of all these Spurt Wars
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Dec 29, 2018 20:14
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- roomforthetuna
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I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
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I am tired of all these mothersucking trolleys on this mothersucking plane.
[red-faced and cross-eyed]
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Dec 30, 2018 03:19
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from hell's heart I cast at thee
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Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: TEXAS? Holy dogshit! Only steers and queers come from texas!! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dick?
Pvt. Dick Sucking Trolley Robot:
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Jan 2, 2019 05:14
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- Vim Fuego
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I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
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I know what you're thinking. "Did it suck six dicks or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Dick Sucking Trolley Robot, the most powerful dicksucker in the world, and would suck your dick clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
Vim Fuego fucked around with this message at 12:40 on Jan 6, 2019
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Jan 6, 2019 12:31
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by Cyrano4747
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you're a loose trolley, Callahan! You're suspended! Leave your lips and your wheels.
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Jan 6, 2019 18:41
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you're a loose trolley, Callahan! You're suspended! Leave your lips and your wheels.
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Jan 7, 2019 01:41
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“I choose... a mortal life.”
-Arwen, with her face red and eyes crossed, addressing her boyfriend, the Dick Sucking Trolley Robot
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Jan 10, 2019 15:55
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by Cyrano4747
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Hurry Isildor, cast it into the fire!
...no.
Isildur!!!
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Jan 10, 2019 18:04
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- alnilam
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Hurry Isildor, cast it into the fire!
...no.
Isildur!!!
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Jan 10, 2019 19:24
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The One DSTR was lost in the gently caress Train at Gladden Field
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Jan 10, 2019 19:28
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The DSTRSTRC.
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Jan 11, 2019 08:53
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(the dick sucking trolley robot sucking trolley robot centipede)
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Jan 11, 2019 08:54
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I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
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You almost sucked me? You never sucked me - you never had your Dick Sucking Trolley Robot... Granny suckin' not double pumpin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of CUM didn't blow the welds on the intake! Now me and the mad scientist gotta rip apart the block, and replace the piston rings you fried.
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Jan 11, 2019 09:44
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Watch out people, thus one will get you!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kV8thRHs51U
The Digital Systems Teaching and Research (DSTR) Robots are articulated-leg suspension platforms that can be controlled by a cell phone or other wifi-enabled devices. The original designers of the DSTR robots were Herbert Baumgartner ’09 who designed the mechanics of the robot, and Vince Rodrigues ’16, who led the development of the Texas Instrument-based embedded intelligence, communications, and Android/IoS controller application. For SXSW 2017, current students Alexis Crandall ‘18, Colby Ryan ’14 and Salvador Echeveste ’16 have added upgrades to the robots, including the ability for the robots to be driven using first-person video control and high-definition goggles.
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Jan 11, 2019 16:01
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by Cyrano4747
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of course rear end-to-mouth uni made one
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Jan 11, 2019 19:21
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Idk man my eyes glazed over until first-person video control and high-definition goggles.
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Jan 11, 2019 22:49
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Albeit when people write "goggles" my brain tends to read "googly eyes"
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Jan 11, 2019 22:50
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James Bond squares off against the most dangerous henchman: Odd Blow Job
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Jan 12, 2019 01:09
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[boat captain, getting his dick sucked by a small dick sucking trolley robot] "We're going to need a bigger dick sucking trolley robot"
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Jan 12, 2019 05:39
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by Cyrano4747
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Didn’t see the first DSTR for about a half-hour. Cougar, 13-footer. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin’ from the lips to the wheel. What we didn’t know, was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn’t even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, DSTR's come cruisin’ by, so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the infantry squares in the old calendars like the Battle of Waterloo and the idea was the DSTR come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and sometimes that DSTR he go away… but sometimes he wouldn’t go away.
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Jan 12, 2019 05:56
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"Drop the load, Mr Frodo." - Samwise, while waiting for his turn at the DSTR.
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Jan 12, 2019 07:51
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 3, 2024 06:21
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- Splicer
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from hell's heart I cast at thee
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https://youtu.be/tnSBIr0Yfhk?t=49
But subtly different.
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