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That terrible Terminator movie but all the spooky skeleton bots are replaced with dick sucking trolley bott's with Arnold's face yelling stuff.

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Chappie but the robot is a self propelled dick sucking robot.

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drilldo squirt

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Ex Machina with dick sucking trolley bots.

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FactsAreUseless

The Matrix but there's no conflict between human and machine.

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FactsAreUseless posted:

The Matrix but there's no conflict between human and machine.

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
HAL 9000: good morning, dave...

drilldo squirt

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Battle for the planet of the apes but the last humans worship a dick sucking trolley.

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drilldo squirt

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Luvcow posted:

HAL 9000: good morning, dave...

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FactsAreUseless

Daisy Daisy
Give me your semen do

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Anakin being really evasive about why he's building C3PO

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drilldo squirt

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The scene where Dave has to shut down the AI but Dave enjoys it a lot more.

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FactsAreUseless

Bicentennial Man Gives Blowjob To NOT His Human Creator

roomforthetuna

I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
Short Circuit, where Johnny 5 says "woah, looks like I'm gonna need a long circuit for that!"

alnilam

Eva has inadvertantly brought back to the human ark ship what was thought to be a long lost technology ... Wall-e, the dick sucking robot

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

drilldo squirt posted:

Anakin being really evasive about why he's building C3PO

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
*arnold schwarzenegger's head attached to an erector set with wheels appears in an alleyway amid a flurry of electrical bolts, a group of angry men approach and threaten him, arnold's head smiles and beckons them forth, confident he can diffuse this situation easily*

alnilam

arnold: here's the plan... Get your dick to mouth

roomforthetuna

I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
That scene in Alien where the android is putting a knife into the four gaps between his fingers really fast, but instead of knife in gaps it's mouth on dicks.

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"I'll be back, to suck more cocks."

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drilldo squirt

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So you're saying you can suck all our dicks at the same time so fast that we will all think you're sucking all our dicks at once, and you're a disembodied head and hands mounted on a trolley also?

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drilldo squirt

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Ridley wounds the Robot but the scene is a lot more gross.

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FactsAreUseless

The plot of the Stepford Wives but it's exactly the same.

FutonForensic

*Looking at the Iron Dick-Sucking Giant* we're going to need a bigger dick


alnilam

FutonForensic posted:

*Looking at the Iron Dick-Sucking Giant* we're going to need a bigger dick

you rang? :smug:

Robot Made of Meat

FactsAreUseless posted:

The plot of the Stepford Wives but it's exactly the same.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Farecoal

There he go

FactsAreUseless posted:

The Matrix but there's no conflict between human and machine.

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
blade runner but officer k sucks at his job

Slush Garbo fucked around with this message at 10:13 on Oct 27, 2018

Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
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AAAAahhh.. I am shodan.. my analysis of this penis suggests a ninety seven point three four percent probability that you are e..e.e..e.enjoying yourself right now..

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FactsAreUseless posted:

The Matrix but there's no conflict between human and machine.

The burly brawl scene but all the Smith clones keep trying to remove Neo's pants.

FactsAreUseless

google THIS posted:

The burly brawl scene but all the Smith clones keep trying to remove Neo's pants.
Agent Smith: Humans... are a virus... and I'm on PrEP.

Scaly Haylie

Chappie Lips

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An endless army of trolleys with smith heads and hands grabbing each other's dicks to form an enormous dick sucking trolley.

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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
the jawas capturing droids for resale takes on a much darker tone

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
obi wan kenobi stammers "uh, I don't remember owning a droid"

google THIS

"We can pay you 2,000 now, plus a 30-minute session with R2D2. All constraints disabled."

"A-a-all right, you boys got yourself a ship."

alnilam

canyoneer posted:

obi wan kenobi stammers "uh, I don't remember owning a droid"

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
you know in america we call them dick sucking shopping cart robots, isn't that funny?

joke_explainer


ROBOCOP: "My move, creep. Down on my hands and knees."

joke_explainer


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FactsAreUseless

joke_explainer posted:

ROBOCOP: "My move, creep. Down on my hands and knees."

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