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EPIC fat guy vids
Feb 3, 2011

squeak... squeak... SQUEAK!
Lipstick Apathy

Raged posted:

Man claims ladies have offered to let him put it in their pooper and he said no.

That man is a liar. No guy turns that down if offered.


I mean... depending on the context I'd say no too. Also, contrary to what porn seems to peddle nowadays, not everyone is into anal.

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WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

EPIC fat guy vids posted:

I mean... depending on the context I'd say no too. Also, contrary to what porn seems to peddle nowadays, not everyone is into anal.

shameful

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Anal with a woman is pretty cool and good.

EPIC fat guy vids
Feb 3, 2011

squeak... squeak... SQUEAK!
Lipstick Apathy

Forgive me. Maybe I just need to look at butts more.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
He may be onto something I was and still am onto female butts but if you're an effeminate male hell you might have a shot.

sandwiches_and_ham
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Savage For The Winjun posted:

Afaik humans got the biggest ding dongs proportioned to our body size

not as big as bonoboners

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Dean of Swing posted:

If you think about it an erect nipple is like a micropenis.

Check it out, I've got three micropenises!

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Valko posted:

I should have been more clear. There were only humans in that documentary and it was all about the science of sex. What happens to humans when they orgasm and why. Why nipples get erect, why muscles get hard and other things that are not quite obvious. It ended with maybe the hottest sex scene I had ever seen on terrestrial TV. It even had a creampie! (I should note that it was an internal camera, no penetration shown.) I'm sure the actors and models that performed were sex workers of some kind.

I had never seen anything like it before or since. It was the video I wished they had used when I was 13 and learning sex ed but my school was catholic.

The Miracle of Life, a NOVA documentary. We actually did use it my high school for sex ed https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3623rs

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Schmeichy posted:

The Miracle of Life, a NOVA documentary. We actually did use it my high school for sex ed https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3623rs

Thanks for the help but that isn't it. That's a US documentary released in 1983 (personal birthdate 1982) and what I saw was on 90's UK television.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Raged posted:

Man claims ladies have offered to let him put it in their pooper and he said no.

That man is a liar. No guy turns that down if offered.

Look some of us just don't want to pay for extras.

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Valko posted:

Thanks for the help but that isn't it. That's a US documentary released in 1983 (personal birthdate 1982) and what I saw was on 90's UK television.

Well, now I''m curious if there are multiple internal camera creampie documentaries or if they're just reusing the same footage

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


I do remember that, it was shown late night on UK TV...

*edit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Girl%27s_Guide_to_21st_Century_Sex

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
Benis? With a B?

I bent down and took a big old bite of my woman's butt. She yelped and I expected to get pummeled pretty hard. But I turned back after running away a couple feet and she was smiling and clearly had that "get your tongue ready, boy" look on her face. Pretty gay

Fruity20
Jul 28, 2018

Do you believe in magic, Tenno?

Linux Pirate posted:

Having a butt or pee pee makes you gay because having a butt or pee pee means you could get hosed in the butt or have your pee pee sucked by a dude.


The only way to not be gay is to surgically remove your butt and pee pee. Sewing up the butthole and removing the cheeks so it's nothing but a flat, scar tissue'd, fleshscape. Having the pee pee removed so nothing but a sinkhole of flesh remains. Bonus points if you get the whitey tightys sewn into your pelvis skin for the ultimate ken doll look.


Also having a mouth also probably makes you gay.

actually, that sounds extremely unnerving :catstare:

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Olympic Mathlete posted:

I do remember that, it was shown late night on UK TV...

*edit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Girl%27s_Guide_to_21st_Century_Sex

did this one also have an infrared image of a boner

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
if you are older than like 13-14 and spend time obsessing about your own sexuality and what it means to do X, Y, or Z you are probably a fuckwit

Twelve Batmans
Dec 24, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Moridin920 posted:

if you are older than like 13-14 and spend time obsessing about your own sexuality and what it means to do X, Y, or Z you are probably a fuckwit

So most of tumblr?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
No poo poo

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Schmeichy posted:

did this one also have an infrared image of a boner

That I cannot tell you for I do not remember such a thing.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Twelve Batmans posted:

So most of tumblr?

Tumblr's user base is just neonazis and child porn bots now, update your references

sandwiches_and_ham
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
***BREAKING NEWS***

this just in: women have butts but they don't poop but they DO FART butterflies and if you are attracted to their butts or the farts that come out of them you are gay :iiam:

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

sandwiches_and_ham posted:

***BREAKING NEWS***

this just in: women have butts but they don't poop but they DO FART butterflies and if you are attracted to their butts or the farts that come out of them you are gay :iiam:

hosed up if true

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

sandwiches_and_ham posted:

***BREAKING NEWS***

this just in: women have butts but they don't poop but they DO FART butterflies and if you are attracted to their butts or the farts that come out of them you are gay :iiam:

I can't believe it! Do you have proof? No way I can let this rock my world without a video.

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DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Dean of Swing posted:

If you think about it an erect nipple is like a micropenis.

Admittedly not the most intuitive joke...

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