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Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
https://twitter.com/rooshv/status/1089683819714760704?s=19

So Roosh V, Neeckbeard Extraordinare and PUA scumbag, declares that liking a woman's rear end is a slippery slope to homosexuality. How insecure in your masculinity do you have to be?

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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Is this one of those guys who says wiping your butt after pooping makes you gay?

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
This guy must have gotten blindsided by a really hot dude

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
I think women and butts don't mix!

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

He also thinks Rorschach tests are gateways to being gay because of all the dicks he keeps seeing in them

White Light
Dec 19, 2012

Didnt this guy go bankrupt?

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Putty fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Jan 29, 2019

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Mamma mia!

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


I... like the butt

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Liking women's asses is the gateway to homosexuality is true only if you are on the inside of the gateway looking out

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Liking ANYTHING about women makes you gay.


lol

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Noblesse Obliged posted:

He also thinks Rorschach tests are gateways to being gay because of all the dicks he keeps seeing in them

:discourse:

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
Roosh V (the V is for Vagina (because he likes vaginas a lot (and not cocks)))

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

that's a spicy take!

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Benny the Snake posted:

https://twitter.com/rooshv/status/1089683819714760704?s=19

So Roosh V, Neeckbeard Extraordinare and PUA scumbag, declares that liking a woman's rear end is a slippery slope to homosexuality. How insecure in your masculinity do you have to be?

idk who that is, but that's a lot of flowers, tchotchkes, and stuffed pug dolls for a manly man to have in his apartment

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

He literally thinks anuses are a masculine sexual characteristic because farts come out of there and that's only for dudes

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth

Nerses IV posted:

This guy must have gotten blindsided by a really hot dude

"this guy" like you havent bought all of his books and aren't listening to his podcast as we speak.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

Vim Fuego posted:

idk who that is, but that's a lot of flowers, tchotchkes, and stuffed pug dolls for a manly man to have in his apartment

I keep tchotchkes at my desk and I'm more well adjusted than that fucko.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

*roosh watching pornhub with his thumb outstretched. Sliding it off of the cock to block the bleached rear end in a top hat of a woman to keep him on his 12 step program*

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
More like DOOSH V amirite fellas? Because he likes to have dudes douche him out before he gets rear end in a top hat destroyed.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Noblesse Obliged posted:

He literally thinks anuses are a masculine sexual characteristic because farts come out of there and that's only for dudes

Women don't fart. It's scientifically proven that they don't. :smug:

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Except for the reproductive system, women have exactly the same body parts as dudes. Arms, legs, eyes, a neck. You name it.
It’s all very gay if you think about it

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Ralph Hurley posted:

Except for the reproductive system, women have exactly the same body parts as dudes. Arms, legs, eyes, a neck. You name it.
It’s all very gay if you think about it

I love the chicks with the big adam's apple

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
im gay

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
I eat the booty like groceries

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth
women are the most effeminate things on earth and rubbing your genitals on them is gay as gently caress.

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo
i guess im secretly gay then op

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Reminder that Roosh doesn't enjoy sex with attractive women for its own sake. He sees it as more of a gross chore men have to do to prove they're alpha males.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Pththya-lyi posted:

Reminder that Roosh doesn't enjoy sex with attractive women for its own sake. He sees it as more of a gross chore men have to do to prove they're alpha males.

A muscular alpha male whose sweat glistens in the sunlight as he walks past you after leaving the gym....

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth
that clit you're licking? peep it under a magnifying glass. i'll wait.

that's right homo, you were sucking on a lil weiner the whole time hahah.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Pththya-lyi posted:

Reminder that Roosh doesn't enjoy sex with attractive women for its own sake. He sees it as more of a gross chore men have to do to prove they're alpha males.

If he was a mad scientist he'd invent a raygun to turn all women into beards

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Can't spell "female" without "male." Liking females means you like males, ipso facto makes you gay.

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret

Jose Mengelez posted:

that clit you're licking? peep it under a magnifying glass. i'll wait.

that's right homo, you were sucking on a lil weiner the whole time hahah.

Mine is still bigger

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Jose Mengelez posted:

that clit you're licking? peep it under a magnifying glass. i'll wait.

that's right homo, you were sucking on a lil weiner the whole time hahah.

PUAs would have to have ever gone down on a woman for that to work.

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
lol i saw this in the morning before work. I've actually just never seen a take so helplessly retarded, but also transparent in its desperation for a return to relevancy, in my life. There's much more to sex and attraction than "eh, the shape and function is similar so I guess I randomly changed to an exclusive preference of the latter thing, but I PROMISE I wasn't gay before."

Also why would roosh out himself in this super roundabout way

unpleasantly turgid fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Jan 28, 2019

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
the gorilla mindset: cumming very quickly from a small penis

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

unpleasantly turgid posted:

lol i saw this in the morning before work. I've actually just never seen a take so helplessly retarded, but also visibly transparent in its desperation for a return to relevancy, in my life. There's much more to sex and attraction than "eh, the shape and function is similar so I guess I randomly changed to an exclusive preference of the latter thing, but I PROMISE I wasn't gay before."

how dare you insinuate Roosh is gay. did you know he's been to like 20 countries, having sex, or trying to, in each one? with tips about how to get laid in everywhere from tajikistan to instanbul.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Roosh is the only insecure dude on the planet who asks a woman afterwards "So.....did you?" And worries that the answer would be yes because he'd feel emasculated by a woman's orgasm

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Slutitution posted:

i guess im secretly gay then op

it wasn't really a secret, we all could tell

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Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth
men's buttholes and womens butthole's smell completely different.

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