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- Android Blues
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(confused) But Mr. Cobain, if you're directly asking me to do it doesn't that imply consent?
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Jul 15, 2019 07:45
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- google THIS
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Doctor: (puts on latex gloves and picks up forceps) So how did this happen again?
Me: (sheepishly lying on the exam table propped up on my elbows) Well, I'll be honest, doc. He didn't specify up what I should stick them, but this seemed fairly implicit.
Doctor: I see. (makes a face as the first of many cookies clatters to the tray)
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Jul 15, 2019 13:07
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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it was lot of effort to get this tapeworm and honestly im not sure it was worth the pain of stapling it
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Jul 15, 2019 16:44
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Alright, I'm here. Came as I was when I heard the song. Sorry I'm wet and nude, I was in the shower.
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Jul 15, 2019 17:12
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- Macnult
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[vigorously rubs sock covered feet on shag carpeting before lightly tapping the head of a small primate]
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Jul 15, 2019 20:39
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- Voting Floater
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No heaven was a pretty easy start, but no countries is a bit more of a puzzler. Gonna think about that one some more.
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Jul 15, 2019 20:43
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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*giggling like a maniac while I place a pail full of sugar on my bedroom door for my roommate, a Def Leppard fan*
"Randy?! Could you come in here a sec?"
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Jul 16, 2019 15:35
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- mailorder bees
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[vigorously rubs sock covered feet on shag carpeting before lightly tapping the head of a small primate]
thanks Manifisto!
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